Iain Lee on Absolute Radio Full Shows

Iain Lee on Absolute Radio Full Shows

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All of Iain Lee’s Sunday Night Show’s from Virgin & Absolute Radio & his 2 Hour Long Late Night Radio Show with Eloise, Listen to Iain Lee’s current show every weeknight at 10pm on talkradio.co.uk


12th October 2011
Feb 8 • 68 min
Iain’s last ever show on Absolute Radio! - Barry from Watford tells a story involving dogging, Mr Fuzzy challenges Iain to iPod Roulette and we have a show nemesis!!
11th October 2011
Feb 8 • 74 min
Rhys Thomas from The Fast Show and Sirens is on the show throughout today. They talk about the good old days of the 11 o’clock show, and roll play with Verinda. Verinda plays a policeman…
10th October 2011
Feb 8 • 73 min
Today we put the vote out. Should Looney John stay or go. Vinny calls in, not in the best of moods, and Iain recites Nickleback lyrics…
6th October 2011
Feb 8 • 77 min
Phil Kay joins Iain and stand in producer Macca Pacca on the show this evening. We also have one of the most astonishing, hilarious, odd calls we’ve had in a while. Guess which one…
5th October 2011
Feb 8 • 75 min
Joe Wilkinson joins us on the show today. He clearly doesn’t know how to use Twitter! Eloise is on holiday so Macca Pacca is back and Vinnie asks some very random questions indeed!
4th October 2011
Feb 8 • 73 min
Isy Suttie, comedian and Peep Show actress joins us on the show and also we chat about sexy bath’s, medieval mince and silicone boobs in space
3rd October 2011
Feb 8 • 57 min
The mind reader who can’t read minds; Chris Cox joins us on the show with some more mental tricks. We also chat about what Eloise should swear on in court and a lady who balanced her phone on her boobs and what you can balance!
29th September 2011
Feb 8 • 65 min
Tonight we have a posh hour and a common hour. In those hours anything goes as long and you are doing a voice.
28th September 2011
Feb 8 • 79 min
Tonight we are joined by big collared doctor turned comedian Harry Hill, then we also chat about Jigsaw Puzzle and weird things you’ve seen in the street (Vinny saw a dog with a cats tale and recreates the noise he made in shock)
27th September 2011
Feb 8 • 71 min
Stick with us through the first tough 20 mins and we come through the tunnel and into the light…we also randomly phone up Ian Collins for a chat!
26th September 2011
Feb 8 • 82 min
Tonight we chat about happy finish massages, spoilt surprises and polish builders. Also Barry from Watford gets fruity with a young masseuse!
22nd September 2011
Feb 8 • 71 min
It’s a show of calls straight to air so you know what that means - the delightful fruitcakes come out. Same topics as all week with not added ones thrown in.
21st September 2011
Feb 8 • 69 min
Tonight we play Fact Trumps with Barry and Vinny, Chat about god and all the other stuff we have done for the past week.
20th September 2011
Feb 8 • 69 min
Tonight we chat about all yesterday’s topics, plus what Beatle would you have sex with if you were a Homosexual man and Vinny chats about his love for the film Titanic.
19th September 2011
Feb 8 • 78 min
Same topics all week tonights - there are loads, but most popular chatted about it British Pride and what alternative have you used to loo paper when caught short!?
15th September 2011
Feb 8 • 68 min
Tonight we have guest comedian Paul Foot on the show, Plus we chat Transvestism, names in phones and dead peoples voices
13th September 2011
Feb 8 • 63 min
Director, actor, podcaster, writer of Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob etc comes on for an interview, Also the lovely lads from Puppetry of the Penis come back in for a catch up after we saw them live yesterday!
12th September 2011
Feb 8 • 75 min
Today we make all of Vinny’s wishes come true. Eloise goes on a date with him, He talks to a prostitute and some other bits. We also chat about being mugged off.
8th September 2011
Feb 8 • 75 min
Iain rants about being ripped off by a cabbie. We also chat about our East 17 gig experience
7th September 2011
Feb 8 • 57 min
Tonight Iain chats about Charities on Twitter and other stuff. There is a great link missing but I had to edit something naughty so get todayâ??s ‘Best Bits podcast’ for the great missing link where we find Vinny a prostitute (aka: Male escort)
6th September 2011
Feb 8 • 72 min
Iain is joined by Dougie Anderson and they chat about thier joint show ‘Clip Joint’ and hairdrying testicles, why coffee makes your poo, sneaking food into an place where it wasnt from and a moth flying out Iain’s pants.
5th September 2011
Feb 8 • 80 min
Iain chats about his thoughts on Women flying planes…It gets hectic until Jonathan wins the argument in the last link. Vinny phones up about his dreams about penies and Barry phones up about women’s jobs.
1st September 2011
Feb 8 • 74 min
Tonight Iain rants about teenagers dress sense and curfews. Vinny tells us his wishes for our dream naking feature and someone used a hairdryer for the first time tonight
31st August 2011
Feb 8 • 65 min
Tonight we start a wish foundation for your dreams to be full-filled. We start with Claudia and arrange for her to meet John from East 17. We also have a film review by Jimmy too.
30th August 2011
Feb 8 • 78 min
Tonight we put out a load of topics but no one chats about them, Instead we have delightful fruitcakes filling up the time!
29th August 2011
Feb 8 • 103 min
Iain chats about hateful holiday’s, Eloise chats about huge micro pigs and we find a show news rapper. We also have an interview with Rhinestone Cowboy legend Glen Campbell. (The full un-cut interview is on the Best Bits podcast)
18th August 2011
Feb 8 • 68 min
Tonight Amy Queen of the World joins us to receive her pen pal letters and also Isy Suttie calls us live from Edinburgh. We do straight to air for the rest of the show.
17th August 2011
Feb 8 • 75 min
Tonight we chat about how rubbish cinema’s are, walkmans and play more iPod Shuffle Wars. We are also joined on the phone live from Edinburgh by Tom Price from Torchwood
16th August 2011
Feb 8 • 61 min
Tonight we play iPod shuffle wars, speak to the mind reader who can’t read minds Chris Cox and some other Cocks, The Puppetry of the Penis boys both live from the Edinburgh Festival.
15th August 2011
Feb 8 • 74 min
Tonight we are joined by Tony Mortimer from East 17, we also celebrate the beauty of Boy Bands and guilty pleasures. Katia also chats about her wall of boobs
11th August 2011
Feb 8 • 69 min
Tonight we chat about trouser braces, new listener Alan and how Christian O’Connel dumped Iain. Barry phones up with a dumping story and Jimmy phones up with a review.
10th August 2011
Feb 8 • 67 min
Tonight we chat about wall’s of boobies and Global Hyper Colour
9th August 2011
Feb 8 • 73 min
Tonight we had a bootleg special show where we chatted to someone who makes bootlegs and someone to wirks for PRS and whose job it is to make sure artists make money from song plays. We also find out about some other stuff on other topics too
8th August 2011
Feb 8 • 71 min
Iain is back, chatting about ‘Great British Insults. We are also joined by comic poet Tim Key from the Edinburgh festival and we hear another Jimmy’s film review and the pronunciation of Monarch.
4th August 2011
Feb 8 • 68 min
Tonight we chat about having a cuppa with a popstar, fish up penis’s and Heather Mills. We also hack Eloise’s phone.
3rd August 2011
Feb 8 • 74 min
Tonight we find out what the hell the other sides of the cheese grater are for and chat about prog rock again, introduce Chris Lilley’s Smouse ‘Slap my Elbow’ and argue.
2nd August 2011
Feb 8 • 70 min
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1st August 2011
Feb 8 • 71 min
Tonight Iain chats about how dumb people on Twitter can be after his Zebra Shooting fake story and we hear from ‘Golbule’ John, Global Warming Rick and chat about who you trust.
21st July 2011
Feb 8 • 74 min
Tonight we are joined by the fantastic Puppetry of the Penis (eye wateringly funny!), chat about being near greatness and do impressions of ourselves.
19th July 2011
Feb 8 • 75 min
We are joined by the talented and very funny Isy Suttie, a great stand up and very well known for appaearing as ‘Dobby’ in Peep Show. We alos read out our wonderful first Pen Pal letter and hold The Barry Enquiry.
18th July 2011
Feb 8 • 69 min
It’s a quiting special since everyones is quitting, also when have you last felt alive, could you shoot a gun and could you kill an animal.
14th July 2011
Feb 8 • 73 min
Tonight we are joins by comedian Tom Price and we have a Sci-Fi special.
13th July 2011
Feb 8 • 72 min
We find out the definitive Pen Pal of the show after you cast your vote. Iain is going a bit mental as he is seeing flashing lights in his eyes. we also chat about if you have ever think of murdering anyone and if you have a Hogdson.
12th July 2011
Feb 8 • 70 min
Tonight is a Voodoo special where Eloise makes a voodoo of Iain and tries to hurt him. Also we rate your top 5 voodoo films. We also hear from stacey who got hexed as a 9 year old from her babysitter who was a witch.
11th July 2011
Feb 8 • 77 min
Tonight Iain chats about how to defeat bullies and worst places youve lived. We also hear how ‘Cheer up Sunday’ wen’t and who turned up.
7th July 2011
Feb 8 • 70 min
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6th July 2011
Feb 8 • 80 min
Tonight Iain interviews one of his hero’s Tommy Boyd and it doesn’t go to well, which sparks a hate campaign against Iain from the callers.
5th July 2011
Feb 8 • 81 min
Argument special - Iain will argue the opposite side of whatever you want to argue about and he reckons he will win. Also we catch up with Rob Burnett’s and Yvette’s love affair and hear how Iain got on visiting Jim the Dancer’s house.
4th July 2011
Feb 8 • 83 min
Iain rants that the Brits are losers and we should be proud of it, there is also the big showdown between Eloise and Iain int he quiz that will show us who knows who the best. It’s tense!
30th June 2011
Feb 8 • 76 min
Tonight Iain has a burning rant brewing inside him all about how old people shouldn’t drive!
29th June 2011
Feb 8 • 70 min
Tonight Dougie Anderson and Eloise are both back. We chat about rough yellow line painters, Zumba and some other stuff with you lot
28th June 2011
Feb 8 • 78 min
Today Barry get’s cut off by a listener, and Iain sings to They Might Be Giants from start to finish!
27th June 2011
Feb 8 • 73 min
Today we have a funny but yet odd show, with the most bizarre ending and Alfred pretending he has a son.
23rd June 2011
Feb 8 • 70 min
How are you? That’s a question we don’t like on this show. But today we do. So we ask the listeners. Which makes Fat Boy call in with a hilarious story!!
22nd June 2011
Feb 8 • 74 min
A den special today! We make a den in the studio AND we have the simply brilliant Jeff Garlin on the show!
21st June 2011
Feb 8 • 80 min
Today we discuss abuse seen on social media, a topic inspired by some Iain received via Twitter today. Barry calls in to mix things up with a sing song
20th June 2011
Feb 8 • 79 min
Today Iain wants to champion the legendary presenters of Radio, and asks the listeners when they first swore at their parents
16th June 2011
Feb 8 • 75 min
Tonight we are joined my magician John Archer and Iain Watkins (aka Watko) and we do magic tricks and chat to crazy people including sue Morgan and Vinny
15th June 2011
Feb 8 • 72 min
Tonight we ask if you can re-heat rice, have you ever dobbed on anyone and what songs reference the fact it’s a song within it. Also hard man Danny Dyer gives us a lecture on dropping litter.
14th June 2011
Feb 8 • 68 min
Warning: Tonight is a little graphic. We talk about your bathing habits and how often women have ‘Alone time’. Contributions come from Vinny, Fat Boy, Dark Breath and many more.
13th June 2011
Feb 8 • 73 min
Tonight we take about nightmare neighbours and your revenge stories also weapons that arent normally used as weapons.
9th June 2011
Feb 8 • 72 min
Tonight it’s ‘Iain Lee presents Eloise unplugged’ - We don’t have any topics, It’s Iain’s bday and we are even doing shout outs and requests.
8th June 2011
Feb 8 • 73 min
Tonight we have a David Sole special, a loud breathing competition and we access you sobriety levels.
7th June 2011
Feb 8 • 76 min
Iain chats about embarrassing bands he loves after watching Hanson perform this eve, hair and some other stuff. He also has a little row with Will2 which brings us our fav caller of the evening PaulJeff who loves B*witched.
6th June 2011
Feb 8 • 81 min
Tonight we wish Eloise a Happy Birthday, Take abotu queues, kids with ear piercing and some other tosh. We also have Hanson join us for a chat and a song - they are very funny guys and it’s well worth a listen.
1st June 2011
Feb 8 • 70 min
Robbie Dove finally grows a pair and calls in, Rob Burnett refuses to show his American lady’s raunchy pics, and Andre actually hangs up on us!!
31st May 2011
Feb 8 • 72 min
Today Vinnie has a rather rubbish theory on how to count the number of pages in an Argos catalogue, and Iain plays a caller at his own game
30th May 2011
Feb 8 • 108 min
Tonight, Eloise is back and Iain walks in on a lady weeing, Hairy Harry chats about Wayne Rooney’s hot ass and Eloise’s jugs.
26th May 2011
Feb 8 • 69 min
Today is a Sparks special for the first hour. We even have a film crew in from Israel filming a documentary about Sparks fans.
25th May 2011
Feb 8 • 73 min
On tonight’s show we have a card trick, directed by a caller, acted out by Iain. And Vinny practices his stand-up routine… kind of…
24th May 2011
Feb 8 • 53 min
Today we try to complete a list of songs that have the numbers 1-100 in the title…but end up giving exam advise.
23rd May 2011
Feb 8 • 65 min
On today’s show we have THAT interview with The Beatles drummer Ringo Starr.
19th May 2011
Feb 8 • 64 min
Tonight is dedicated to all things Japanese because we have Iain’s favourite Japanese band on The Kuricorder Quartet.
18th May 2011
Feb 8 • 72 min
Iain learns magic card tricks, we play the dictionary game with “loreal” and Barry and Vinny gets into a heated debate with Iain
17th May 2011
Feb 8 • 78 min
Barry chats to Jim the dancer about his latest dance move, Global warming Rick joins the ‘Slut Walk’ along with Cosmic Malcolm and also Vinny comes phone to phone with Fat boy the masturbator
16th May 2011
Feb 8 • 68 min
Tonight we chat about impersonating someone, leaving things behind and loads of other rubbish.
12th May 2011
Feb 8 • 69 min
Tonight we talk about bribing people (after Iain tried to do it) and taking bribes, Changing room etiquette, nicking from shops and other guff.
11th May 2011
Feb 8 • 69 min
Iain and Eloise have a staring competition, they mess about with the effects on peoples voice, talk about slagging people off and set Rob Burnett up with Yvette from the USA.
10th May 2011
Feb 8 • 74 min
Tonight we play our interview with Beach Boy Brian Wilson, we chat to Rob Burnett about his new Latina Lover, Barry gets invite to stay with some mad ladies drinking vodka and coke and Rob from Ponders gets a bit banned from the show.
9th May 2011
Feb 8 • 72 min
Tonight we chat about being famous for being famous, weird things in gardens, how to get world peace and talk we also get a little blast from the past in the form of Gram.
5th May 2011
Feb 8 • 82 min
Tonight we have a conspiracy theory special and chat about eels up bums and other guff
4th May 2011
Feb 8 • 71 min
Tonight we chat about sexy sports, ideal topics and realtionship tips.
3rd May 2011
Feb 8 • 75 min
Lord Alan Sugar’s right hand man Nick Hewer joins Iain Lee for a chat about the forthcoming new series. Also we chat about stuff…
2nd May 2011
Feb 8 • 112 min
Extra long today as it’s a bank holiday innit. Tonight we chat Bin Laden, Mandy Moore, Roger Moore, good songs we hate and some other junk.
28th April 2011
Feb 8 • 76 min
Tonight we are joined by comic magician Christian Lee and we chat to Fat Boy the Masturbator, Barry plays Barry Vs Darren and Sarah asks us what we think of people who keep to themselves and Andre reads us another essay.
27th April 2011
Feb 8 • 73 min
Tonight we are having a doss show, so chatting about anything we want. Elaine the failed comedian from Britain’s Got Talent and irregular caller joins us to tell us how she went wrong and to get some tips.
26th April 2011
Feb 8 • 78 min
Tonight we are joined by Dom Garcia from the Student Radio Awards who broke Iain’s foot. lots of students phone up also Barry, Rob and Andre, who has written an essay for us.
25th April 2011
Feb 8 • 112 min
Tonight we are joined by wonderful Chris Cox who is a mind reader who can’t read minds - but it’s MIND BLOWING. Also we find out at urinal etiquette.
21st April 2011
Feb 8 • 77 min
As we are heading into a bank holiday everyone seems to be absolutely steaming drunk and have decided it would be good to call us. OR it could be because we are doing a thermos special!!! ooo ahhhh
20th April 2011
Feb 8 • 74 min
Tonight we talk about how Iain had a sex dream about Eloise, something about inappropriate flirting and eggs and pencils. Also Josie Longs gives us a bell.
19th April 2011
Feb 8 • 75 min
Eloise is back, we chat about stuff you wished you hadn’t said, awards, Ringo and raps about life etc
18th April 2011
Feb 8 • 77 min
Today Iain and new producer Macca Pacca discuss Iain’s London marathon efforts, the fact Iain is interviewing Ringo Starr on Tuesday, and we ask the listeners what our protest should be against
14th April 2011
Feb 8 • 78 min
Today Iain is joined by Macca Pacca. Barry from Watford, Vinny and Andre all call in and Iain has agreed to join a listener in being in his dance video…
13th April 2011
Feb 8 • 75 min
Great show this evening! Tonight we talk about what happens when we die, the rules of ghosts and songs that end with ba da da dum. These topics bring out all the wierdos.
12th April 2011
Feb 8 • 84 min
Tonight we have a seafood and waterways special, we also chat about Ringo Starr, getting rid of the smell of vomit, fish tasting the same and other rubbish.
11th April 2011
Feb 8 • 67 min
Tonight we talk about things we found out recently about our partners that we should have already known and ask who has been to the Moulin Rouge and top trumps weekends.
6th April 2011
Feb 8 • 74 min
Tonight we talk about the colour of the inside of a banana, find out what you game is such as “Eloise is my name and spoiling books is my game”.
5th April 2011
Feb 8 • 66 min
We start of the new music show as normal and then this happens…
4th April 2011
Feb 8 • 47 min
Tonight is the music jock show. Lots of music, lots on competitions, we take your texts and emails, requests and shout outs.
31st March 2011
Feb 7 • 74 min
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30th March 2011
Feb 7 • 75 min
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29th March 2011
Feb 7 • 78 min
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28th March 2011
Feb 7 • 77 min
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22nd March 2011
Feb 7 • 76 min
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21st March 2011
Feb 7 • 75 min
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17th March 2011
Feb 7 • 72 min
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16th March 2011
Feb 7 • 61 min
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15th March 2011
Feb 7 • 73 min
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14th March 2011
Feb 7 • 73 min
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10th March 2011
Feb 7 • 66 min
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9th March 2011
Feb 7 • 73 min
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8th March 2011
Feb 7 • 73 min
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7th March 2011
Feb 7 • 77 min
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3rd March 2011
Feb 7 • 69 min
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2nd March 2011
Feb 7 • 67 min
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1st March 2011
Feb 7 • 66 min
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28th February 2011
Feb 7 • 74 min
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24th February 2011
Feb 7 • 75 min
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23rd February 2011
Feb 7 • 78 min
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22nd February 2011
Feb 7 • 75 min
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21st February 2011
Feb 7 • 67 min
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17th February 2011
Feb 7 • 79 min
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16th February 2011
Feb 7 • 77 min
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15th February 2011
Feb 7 • 78 min
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14th February 2011
Feb 7 • 76 min
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10th February 2011
Feb 7 • 74 min
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9th February 2011
Feb 7 • 80 min
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8th February 2011
Feb 7 • 75 min
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7th February 2011
Feb 7 • 66 min
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3rd February 2011
Feb 7 • 69 min
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2nd February 2011
Feb 7 • 112 min
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1st February 2011
Feb 7 • 114 min
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31st January 2011
Feb 7 • 113 min
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27th January 2011
Feb 7 • 116 min
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26th January 2011
Feb 7 • 115 min
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25th January 2011
Feb 7 • 115 min
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20th January 2011
Feb 7 • 115 min
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19th January 2011
Feb 7 • 113 min
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18th January 2011
Feb 7 • 115 min
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17th January 2011
Feb 7 • 115 min
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13th January 2011
Feb 7 • 115 min
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12th January 2011
Feb 7 • 115 min
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11th January 2011
Feb 7 • 114 min
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10th January 2011
Feb 7 • 117 min
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6th January 2011
Feb 7 • 177 min
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5th January 2011
Feb 7 • 172 min
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4th January 2011
Feb 7 • 174 min
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3rd January 2011
Feb 7 • 164 min
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16th December 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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15th December 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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14th December 2010
Feb 7 • 113 min
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13th December 2010
Feb 7 • 69 min
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9th December 2010
Feb 7 • 111 min
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8th December 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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7th December 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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6th December 2010
Feb 7 • 117 min
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2nd December 2010
Feb 7 • 114 min
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1st December 2010
Feb 7 • 114 min
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30th November 2010
Feb 7 • 116 min
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29th November 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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25th November 2010
Feb 7 • 112 min
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24th November 2010
Feb 7 • 114 min
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23rd November 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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22nd November 2010
Feb 7 • 114 min
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18th November 2010
Feb 7 • 113 min
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17th November 2010
Feb 7 • 113 min
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16th November 2010
Feb 7 • 112 min
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15th November 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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11th November 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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10th November 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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9th November 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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8th November 2010
Feb 7 • 114 min
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4th November 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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3rd November 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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2nd November 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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1st November 2010
Feb 7 • 114 min
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14th October 2010
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13th October 2010
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12th October 2010
Feb 7 • 116 min
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11th October 2010
Feb 7 • 116 min
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7th October 2010
Feb 7 • 116 min
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6th October 2010
Feb 7 • 113 min
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5th October 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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4th October 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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16th September 2010
Feb 7 • 114 min
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15th September 2010
Feb 7 • 117 min
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14th September 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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13th September 2010
Feb 7 • 114 min
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9th September 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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8th September 2010
Feb 7 • 116 min
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7th September 2010
Feb 7 • 116 min
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6th September 2010
Feb 7 • 116 min
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30th August 2010
Feb 7 • 112 min
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26th August 2010
Feb 7 • 115 min
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25th August 2010
Feb 7 • 116 min
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24th August 2010
Feb 7 • 116 min
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23rd August 2010
Feb 7 • 114 min
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19th August 2010
Feb 7 • 77 min
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18th August 2010
Feb 7 • 74 min
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17th August 2010
Feb 7 • 75 min
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16th August 2010
Feb 7 • 78 min
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12th August 2010
Feb 7 • 79 min
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11th August 2010
Feb 7 • 76 min
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10th August 2010
Feb 7 • 78 min
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9th August 2010
Feb 7 • 78 min
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5th August 2010
Feb 7 • 80 min
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4th August 2010
Feb 7 • 75 min
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3rd August 2010
Feb 7 • 71 min
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2nd August 2010
Feb 7 • 73 min
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29th July 2010
Feb 6 • 73 min
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28th July 2010
Feb 6 • 73 min
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27th July 2010
Feb 6 • 77 min
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26th July 2010
Feb 6 • 73 min
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8th July 2010
Feb 6 • 108 min
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7th July 2010
Feb 6 • 112 min
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6th July 2010
Feb 6 • 112 min
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5th July 2010
Feb 6 • 116 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
1st July 2010
Feb 6 • 115 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
30th June 2010
Feb 6 • 117 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
29th June 2010
Feb 6 • 109 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
28th June 2010
Feb 6 • 115 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
24th June 2010
Feb 6 • 109 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
23rd June 2010
Feb 6 • 110 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
22nd June 2010
Feb 6 • 113 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
21st June 2010
Feb 6 • 112 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
17th June 2010
Feb 6 • 104 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
16th June 2010
Feb 6 • 110 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
15th June 2010
Feb 6 • 110 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
14th June 2010
Feb 6 • 111 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
10th June 2010
Feb 6 • 79 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
9th June 2010
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
8th June 2010
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
7th June 2010
Feb 6 • 80 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
2nd June 2010
Feb 6 • 69 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
1st June 2010
Feb 6 • 80 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
31st May 2010
Feb 6 • 71 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
27th May 2010
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
26th May 2010
Feb 6 • 74 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
25th May 2010
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
24th May 2010
Feb 6 • 79 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
20th May 2010
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
19th May 2010
Feb 6 • 74 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
18th May 2010
Feb 6 • 80 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
17th May 2010
Feb 6 • 80 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
12th May 2010
Feb 6 • 74 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
11th May 2010
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
10th May 2010
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
5th May 2010
Feb 6 • 73 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
4th May 2010
Feb 6 • 79 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
3rd May 2010
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
29th April 2010
Feb 6 • 73 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
28th April 2010
Feb 6 • 72 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
27th April 2010
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
26th April 2010
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
22nd April 2010
Feb 6 • 70 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
21st April 2010
Feb 6 • 72 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
20th April 2010
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
19th April 2010
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
15th April 2010
Feb 6 • 69 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
14th April 2010
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
13th April 2010
Feb 6 • 80 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
12th April 2010
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
8th April 2010
Feb 6 • 81 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
7th April 2010
Feb 6 • 74 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
6th April 2010
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
5th April 2010
Feb 6 • 115 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
1st April 2010
Feb 6 • 82 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
31st March 2010
Feb 6 • 82 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
30th March 2010
Feb 6 • 74 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
29th March 2010
Feb 6 • 79 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
25th March 2010
Feb 6 • 82 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
24th March 2010
Feb 6 • 82 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
23rd March 2010
Feb 6 • 84 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
22nd March 2010
Feb 6 • 83 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
18th March 2010
Feb 6 • 72 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
17th March 2010
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
16th March 2010
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
15th March 2010
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
11th March 2010
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
10th March 2010
Feb 6 • 74 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
9th March 2010
Feb 6 • 82 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
8th March 2010
Feb 6 • 84 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
4th March 2010
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
3rd March 2010
Feb 6 • 80 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
2nd March 2010
Feb 6 • 74 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
1st March 2010
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
25th February 2010
Feb 6 • 74 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
24th February 2010
Feb 6 • 79 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
23rd February 2010
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
22nd February 2010
Feb 6 • 81 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
18th February 2010
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
17th February 2010
Feb 6 • 74 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
16th February 2010
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
15th February 2010
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
11th February 2010
Feb 6 • 83 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
10th February 2010
Feb 6 • 80 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
9th February 2010
Feb 6 • 82 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
8th February 2010
Feb 6 • 82 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
4th February 2010
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
3rd February 2010
Feb 6 • 80 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
2nd February 2010
Feb 6 • 81 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
1st February 2010
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
28th January 2010
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
27th January 2010
Feb 6 • 79 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
26th January 2010
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
25th January 2010
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
11th January 2010
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
7th January 2010
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
6th January 2010
Feb 6 • 79 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
5th January 2010
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
4th January 2010
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
17th December 2009
Feb 6 • 72 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
16th December 2009
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
15th December 2009
Feb 6 • 84 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
14th December 2009
Feb 6 • 84 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
10th December 2009
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
9th December 2009
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
8th December 2009
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
7th December 2009
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
3rd December 2009
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
2nd December 2009
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
1st December 2009
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
30th November 2009
Feb 6 • 83 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
26th November 2009
Feb 6 • 79 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
25th November 2009
Feb 6 • 82 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
24th November 2009
Feb 6 • 70 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
23rd November 2009
Feb 6 • 83 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
19th November 2009
Feb 6 • 72 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
18th November 2009
Feb 6 • 81 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
17th November 2009
Feb 6 • 77 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
16th November 2009
Feb 6 • 82 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
12th November 2009
Feb 6 • 75 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
11th November 2009
Feb 6 • 79 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
10th November 2009
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
9th November 2009
Feb 6 • 83 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
5th November 2009
Feb 6 • 73 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
4th November 2009
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
3rd November 2009
Feb 6 • 80 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
2nd November 2009
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
29th October 2009
Feb 6 • 72 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
28th October 2009
Feb 6 • 83 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
27th October 2009
Feb 6 • 78 min
26th October 2009
Feb 6 • 78 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
22nd October 2009
Feb 6 • 112 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
21st October 2009
Feb 6 • 114 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
20th October 2009
Feb 6 • 115 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
15th October 2009
Feb 6 • 118 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
14th October 2009
Feb 6 • 118 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
13th October 2009
Feb 6 • 76 min
Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio
12th October 2009
Feb 6 • 78 min
The first of Iain and Eloise’s 2 Hour Long Late Night Radio Show starting at 11
13th September 2009
Feb 6 • 111 min
And this is it, the final Sunday Night Show EVER. To celebrate, Iain and Eloise are joined in the studio by Rob Burnett, Paulie and Watko. After a Fleetwood Macc singalong, the final call of the final show goes to Anxious Man with “At times unbearably…
6th September 2009
Feb 6 • 115 min
Iain get to chat to the delightfully Northern Sue Morgan, which is very entertaining and a nutter called Sophia is on FOR AN HOUR not listening to anyone and just waffling on - Iain doesn’t actually speak at all, for all the time.
30th August 2009
Feb 6 • 122 min
Iain manages to track down the son of of Simon Dee and ask if Simon will come on the show … on the same day that he dies! Barry from Watford gets tiddley on Speckled Hen and is forthright upon subjects ranging from Stewart Lee and ASBOS, to Marley and Me…
16th August 2009
Feb 6 • 113 min
Iain has been a bit feisty this week, what with arguing with a fat bloke on Oxford St who wanted to kill him and badminton playing tyre fitters. The co-Lee-seum debate tonight is whether Caddick stays or goes - HE STAYS! (Not really a spoiler, he still…
9th August 2009
Feb 6 • 117 min
Iain has been to a wedding in Sweden where he impressed loads with his uncle dancing. The Alan Caddick ‘Excuse Me’ rant becomes a ringtone, plus Paris Hilton or Jordan creates fills more time and creates more arguments than it probably should.
2nd August 2009
Feb 6 • 113 min
Iain describes how he’s just as common as the little folks, by recently using a council swimming baths and being really brave about the anus veruccas and gob plasters. Tonight is also Iain Lee: The Musical, where he, Eloise and all the callers sing their…
26th July 2009
Feb 6 • 121 min
Iain is the Primark radio and proud of it. He even allows Mr Naughty to attempt a non-sexual topic but he doesn’t quite do it. Young Annabel rings in after a few years and Iain hosts The Co-Lee-Sium, which is an idea of Andy Partridge’s, and becomes a…
19th July 2009
Feb 6 • 120 min
Even all these years ago, as nowadays on talkRadio, some people just don’t get IT IS A SHOW! When Iain plays the same clip umpteen times before ‘finding’ the right one - that’s just a bit. When Iain says he only has one bed so HAS to play the same one on…
12th July 2009
Feb 6 • 101 min
Eloise decides to skive after one show so Iain is produced by Butch Patrick and in a different studio. Boxgate continues, with Iain still not got his box or his £47.72 back. Pauly gives advice on other ways to dispose of a prostitute and Iain toys with…
5th July 2009
Feb 6 • 117 min
Iain admits that from the ages of 7 until he was about 12 his mother had convinced him that his middle name was Gaylord - so Iain Rougvie may have become Iain Gaylord by deed poll and this would be iaingaylordpodcasts.co.uk! JOSIE LONG live in the studio…
28th June 2009
Feb 6 • 118 min
Someone called Rosie (not Ribena) leaves a 3 minute answerphone message panning the show and calling Iain “lower than Jonny Vaughan” - but at least his mum loves him. Davis does his last show, which makes Rob Burnett cry but the big news is Iain now has 4…
21st June 2009
Feb 6 • 117 min
Iain, deep in his Fleetwood Mac phase, admits he has to fight the urge to leather it in the Polo when ‘The Chain’ comes on. Eloise does her cow impression, which is frankly scary and Barry from Watford gets to hear Rob from Pondersend tell his levitating…
14th June 2009
Feb 6 • 120 min
Limahl can’t help but admit that Rob Burnett is his favourte caller, while Iain gives away Rock Star names. The dangerous topic of Sex Injuries is discussed and Iain admits he almost broke his wrist once, while Darkbreath got spaff in her eye. In her eye!
7th June 2009
Feb 6 • 114 min
Tonight’s the night that came to be known as Vinnygate, in which Varinder would take ANY story from the last eight months given to him by a caller, and put -gate on the end! Iain meanwhile, welches on a bet regarding The Apprentice (although I can’t…
6th June 2009
Feb 6 • 118 min
Iain gives away the email address [email protected] to Gary from Luton so feel free to email him. Andre / Andy gets soundboarded without realising and Iain & Eloise eat Hula Hoops.
5th June 2009
Feb 6 • 122 min
Iain tries to poach a listener from Mansfield 103.2 called Kai but he won’t have it and Watko wins again. He later rings a woman in India who has emailed, to only find out it is 5am there! Oh, and he says ‘Lindsey Buckingham’ 63 times in 2 minutes.
31st May 2009
Feb 6 • 112 min
Iain invites some randoms into the studio today, with only one person being booted out for being a bell and no murdering or bumming being done. Professor Heinz Wolff & Kid Creole both claim Rob Burnett is their favourite radio caller.
24th May 2009
Feb 6 • 113 min
Iain tells of a new tv sitcom he rehearsing for called ‘Scum Also Rises’ (later changed to The Persuasionists) but rues that he didn’t get any laughs while Adam Buxton got loads. Rob from Pondersend makes his first call, Iain swears down he’ll take Alan…
17th May 2009
Feb 6 • 123 min
A BIG show today. Iain and Eloise do their first solo show as Davis is off due to tragically losing a bollock in a spinning accident. Also, Iain thinks clams underwater look like “pulsating psychedelic vaginas” - filth! Rob congratulates Iain on…
26th April 2009
Feb 6 • 111 min
Iain, regretting not keeping his appointment on Friday with the bum doctor, is a bit of a mess down there. There’s a loud thunk as he drops Jimi Mistry’s name when describing a nutter in their local gym, the show builds a house from listener’s spare rooms…
19th April 2009
Feb 6 • 123 min
Iain goes to see David Byrne in Brighton, although he’s delayed when he can’t find the car and realises he left it at a train station. When he does eventually get there he sits next to Fatboy Slim. Rob Burnett declares his love for ‘Delicious’ Davis and…
12th April 2009
Feb 6 • 113 min
Tonight Iain introduces a bunch of new beds, including Gonna Fly Now and a cd called synthsonic sounds which Paul Ross gave him two years before. Iain has FINALLY watched JCVD and loves it, he’s recognised in the street by Christopher Eccleston, they try…
5th April 2009
Feb 6 • 112 min
Iain April Fools Barry from Watford into thinking he’s won £20 grand on Who’s Colin Christian … and then has to deal with a crying old man. Iain gets told off in text from Fandango for revealing too much on air; the ineptness of the gang as thieves is…
29th March 2009
Feb 5 • 116 min
Iain asks if you’ve ever been caught watching porn / having shepherd’s pie - ask Iain about watching Riptide! Missy’s son collected cats whiskers while Iain’s nephew has a pet spud. Max from Crouch End treats his bad chest with Ibulieve, while Iain treats…
22nd March 2009
Feb 5 • 123 min
No Beds Special and only callers allowed on that have names in songs. Iain wasn’t able to attend the recent Absolute Radio party due to a previous engagement and general antipathy towards frivolities - Davis went but didn’t get any ‘Jack and Danny’. Randy…
15th March 2009
Feb 5 • 115 min
This show is an Arguing Special, resulting in Iain and Alan Caddick having a row about horse racing and we get a glimmer of Alan’s ‘Excuse Me’ rant catchphrase. Iain finds out a listener called Lianna wants to tattoo his name on her arse, on the opposing…
13th March 2009
Feb 5 • 49 min
Iain continues in his mission to massacre all the great songs by singing Bohemian Rhapsody with Eloise and Julia Abbott. A party of some sort is happening in the building, resulting in a drunk getting thrown out of the studio. Today’s rob Burnett fan is…
12th March 2009
Feb 5 • 75 min
Rob Burnett helps Iain by giving an interesting travel report, which is good as he is Kim Wilde’s favourite caller. Iain and Ben Jones decide Zoolander will be the choice for the new film club podcast.
11th March 2009
Feb 5 • 73 min
Some good Pradeeping today when Eloise destroys Alan Caddick. Iain is happy as he managed to get tickets for the forthcoming Michael Jackson concerts - what could go wrong?! Topics include Earworm songs and Expensive Gig Tickets.
10th March 2009
Feb 5 • 71 min
Eloise sees the error of her ways and issues an apology to the listeners for her previous actions. We hear her’s and Iain’s phoning in sick voices and Iain enthuses about Timerider on youtube. It’s 2 all in the Iain vs Ben competition.
9th March 2009
Feb 5 • 72 min
Apparently EU law stated Iain had to allow girls to call in from now on and he looks for the Top Ten Songs With Spoken Word Sections. He asks about pets with missing parts and plays Mallett’s Mallet against Ben Jones.
8th March 2009
Feb 5 • 117 min
Eloise forced to be at home tonight (or on holiday, or just not on mic) so forced to join twitter and make her first tweet. Iain has a No Girls Show, plays Word Disassociation and admits driving in his nightie (wee willy winkie thing).
6th March 2009
Feb 5 • 48 min
Iain reveals his Celebrity snog USED to be Sarah Beeny - until Fandango found out he was going to work with her and made him change it! Eloise reveals her’s is the egg shaped headed Ross Kemp and later get’s herself banned from the Iain Lee Show by…
5th March 2009
Feb 5 • 72 min
Covering for Geoff Lloyd again today, otherwise it DEFINITELY would have been Iain announcing Michael Jackson at the O2 concerts, not Dermot. Being a man, Iain installed a washing machine today and does Chinese burns with Ben Jones. Alan Caddick owns the…
4th March 2009
Feb 5 • 74 min
How much to strip is discussed tonight and while Eloise is quite realistic with £10k, Davis is delusional with his price. Loads of cock swinging this week with the alpha males Iain and Ben Jones competing in a series of challenges - today’s was dead arms…
3rd March 2009
Feb 5 • 62 min
Iain and Eloise discover the “Iain Lee’s Eloise Appreciation Society” group on Facebook and are amused to find it has 28 members! I requested to join on the 9th of February 2017 but it had dropped to 1 member by then! Iain is thinking of going to see…
2nd March 2009
Feb 5 • 71 min
Tonight Iain remembers Forgotten Pop Pinups (Wendy James being my personal favourite) and has bought a VW Polo. The lead singer of Elbow, GUY GARVEY (PL) gives a good interview, Alan Caddick takes massive umbrage with the town of Oxford after they cheated…
1st March 2009
Feb 5 • 118 min
Iain interviews JARROD CHRISTMAS (SL) where they talk about the sitcom they are filming together, in which one plays an Australian and the other plays a knob. Professor Joe Lathems, the UFO expert talks dogging with Barry from Watford. Micro celebrities…
22nd February 2009
Feb 5 • 113 min
Iain does a live director’s commentary on Twitter tonight and gets a free Wii on air. Speaking of gaming, we find out the Lee’s RockBand group name is The Bombs (see nicknames episode). I’ve written Canadian Fruitbowl on the twitter feed and have no idea…
21st February 2009
Feb 5 • 117 min
Bit of a disturbing show for Iain tonight as he finds out the truth about sphincters and what happens during childbirth - all I’ll say are Ripping and broken bumholes. We find out Iain has had his first Subway butty today, his catflap is 19 by 23cm and…
20th February 2009
Feb 5 • 109 min
A young barrowgirl by the name of Eloise Carr joins Iain for the first time tonight and quickly settles into the wang chung / breakfast lunch and dinner of things. CHRISTIAN LEE is in the studio (SL) to do some magic, as is a young lad called Luke (G-man…
15th February 2009
Feb 5 • 120 min
Two Topic Special tonight and Iain sings Happy Birthday to Alan Caddick. Iain doesn’t haggle very well, finds his new favourite tv channel is Movies for Men 2 +1 and he’s watching World at War boxset. The fantastic BRUCE CAMPBELL interviewed (SPR).
1st February 2009
Feb 5 • 130 min
Quite a busy show today. Alan Caddick and Mr Naughty have a set to at the start of the show, closely followed by Conman Joe and Hugo Peters having words - angry start! Iain gets callers on to play Child Top Trumps and Iain has to stay late as John Osborne…
25th January 2009
Feb 5 • 115 min
Want to know the heart and inner turmoil of an angst-ridden 15 year old Iain Lee? Well this show was is the place to do it, when Iain reveals the song lyrics book he wrote in his youth. Gems such as ‘It Took So Long’, Astor Apartments and many more see…
18th January 2009
Feb 5 • 119 min
Iain brings culture to the heathens by using classical music as beds. The show creates The Iain Lee Phonetic Alaphabet (see @iainleequotes on twitter, look under media). Darkbreath gets her name but the truth of her real darkside doesn’t come out just yet!
11th January 2009
Feb 5 • 120 min
Iain shows he has a Chris Morris kind of mind, when he gives an analogy of something cruel as “it’s like when they get a 3 legged dog to run in circles and throw biscuits at it’s eyes”. Polystyrene Berlin Wall confusion, ‘Butchering The Beatles’ cd, rock…
4th January 2009
Feb 5 • 124 min
Iain is all giddy because he went to see Steve Guttenberg in panto and the Gute said Iain’s name twice on stage! He hosts the alternative New Years Honours List, hears from Smudge the Gritter, reveals he ‘starred’ in a film called ‘Do Elephants Pray?’…
28th December 2008
Feb 5 • 124 min
Iain decides the last show of the year should be the 52 scrag end topics he has left over. He wonders if the show is too blokey, asks if you have ever chatted up a homeless and plays the answerphone messages, which a pissed up Rob Burnett has left a lot…
21st December 2008
Feb 5 • 113 min
Iain shows his feminist side by apologising on behalf of Rob for referring to his “bit of skirt as a bird”. Iain finds a song better than Good Vibrations, called Isn’t It Time by The Babys, he conducts a listener version of Band Aid and CONTRACT BEEN…
14th December 2008
Feb 5 • 114 min
Iain gets an early Christmas present by interviewing DAVY JONES of the Monkees. He tries to find 101 different ways of saying cheers but ONLY gets to 23. It is Davis’ birthday so Iain buys him a copy of Club magazine to “have one” on him, describes Super…
7th December 2008
Feb 5 • 108 min
Iain cancelled the previous week’s show to go Hawaii and no one told poor old Barry from Watford, who had turned up and nearly froze to death stood outside! This prompts a call from Barry’s son, Dave from Pinner, who is definitely NOT tiddley on drugs.…
23rd November 2008
Feb 5 • 117 min
Iain shows he’s commited to his stand up by admitting he showed his penis to a gay the previous Thursday. He says melk again and it’s the real The Merchant vs The Fake Merchant. Iain also spends the whole show giving out five golden tickets for listeners…
16th November 2008
Feb 5 • 121 min
Teetotal Iain Lee admits he has touched the Devil’s penis by advertising cider and is relieved to find out Milly is over 18 and just adorably creepy, rather than illegally creepy. The London Fractures have split up and Alan Caddick has got a hospital…
9th November 2008
Feb 5 • 120 min
Iain opens the show by apologising for parts of the previous week’s show. Innit. Vinny wants to become Iain’s agent and creates Lex, the Homosexual Ghost. Iain turned down Celebrity Scissorhands and finds out The Merchant’s topics work a treat.
2nd November 2008
Feb 5 • 120 min
Iain throws a diva hissy fit in Blockbusters (ask your Grandparents) when he rents (ask your Grandparents) the film Misery (ask … never mind). Rob Burnett finds out Iain has been through his Facebook pictures when the Coronation St theme becomes his…
26th October 2008
Feb 5 • 118 min
Bath Special tonight folks, grab your soap on a rope. Iain asks if you have ever killed an animal and allows Ryan2 to take Ollie Turner’s staying on record with 166 minutes - shame he’s a bellend and Rob puts him in his place.
19th October 2008
Feb 5 • 114 min
Iain’s first hope for Sony gold comes in the form of Alan Caddick enthusiastically singing Virtual Insanity on the karaoke - unfortunately the philistines don’t recognise. The Top10 Onanism songs are discussed and we hear about celebrities refusing…
12th October 2008
Feb 5 • 124 min
Iain has a bit of a bag on at the “piss poor” jingles he’s been given but cheers up later when he chats to Stephen Stills’ bass player. He does the Podcast Top5 List and tells of the time he got an eggy surprise whilst rutting under an open loft window.
5th October 2008
Feb 5 • 117 min
The first Sunday Night Show on Absolute Radio, Iain chats to Vikki Spit of the band Spit Like This and reveals he’s in one of their videos. The topic Best Dinner Guests goes down well, with Hitler being surprisingly popular. A very Bob Mortimer sounding…
28th September 2008
Feb 5 • 105 min
The Last Sunday Night Show on Virgin Radio, Iain sees an eBay profit potential when he finds what could be Geoff Lloyd’s fingernail clippings in the studio. The Merchant says “Good evening stranger” for the first time during three hours of Triple M, it’s…
21st September 2008
Feb 5 • 120 min
Besides admitting he cried at the first High School Musical, Iain has to dump after letting slip Fandango’s name again! It is a Hairy / Hairless Special, which prompts some filth from Barry and to end, Rob Burnett hosts MMM for five minutes.
14th September 2008
Feb 5 • 112 min
Iain commits himself to watching all four National Lampoon Holiday films …. and manages two. Discussions are then had on Northern Soul music and also Scary Songs - Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads made the mardybum cry!
7th September 2008
Feb 5 • 124 min
Tonight we begin the transition from Virgin to Absolute. It is also a Mark and Sarah Special; Iain’s new boss can’t spell his name - bit worrying, and IAIN DOES A RECURRING FEATURE! The 10:48 Top50 Listener Update, where a member of the list tells us…
31st August 2008
Feb 5 • 119 min
Iain tries a magic but hanging tasting pill that makes sour things taste sweet and speaks to Mr Wong, who is honestly a Chinese fella and NOT Barry from Watford as it is a New Callers only show and BfW wouldn’t sink so low. It is also a Belly Button…
24th August 2008
Feb 5 • 115 min
Things named after the callers special - Vinny becomes The World; Iain’s piles become The Coleman Family. Iain has been to Los Angeles and Greece but didn’t have nooky in either as “it was too hot for sex”. He bought the game Connect Four TWICE this month…
27th July 2008
Feb 5 • 115 min
An excited and newly coiffured Iain speaks to DUNCAN BANNATYNE on the phone, Iain has had a day out in Monte Carlo, which included a wicked helicopter ride and we find out Alan Caddick has been banned by James Whale.
20th July 2008
Feb 5 • 119 min
In this episode, Iain discusses No Wristwatch Perverts, tries to find a new name for a listener band who are currently called The Celery Generals and pronounces effete wrong. He is also devastated to hear that Fandango has gone over to the dark side and…
17th July 2008
Feb 5 • 113 min
Sam becomes Iain’s son when Sam’s mum rings in begging for him to be unbanned - a condition being she “dresses tartily”. We also discuss sexy archaeology and adults who say Mummy and Daddy.
16th July 2008
Feb 5 • 112 min
Iain reads out an email from a listener called Tom, aged 15, who has won over 150 medals for swimming - [Tom Daley was about 15 then but he never replied when I tagged him on Twitter so I’ve taken that as a definately was him]. Iain is also a minger as…
15th July 2008
Feb 5 • 120 min
Tonight is the 56k Dial Up Pinger Special. Unfortunately the frivolities get marred by Iain laying down the law and BANNING Burnett, Pauly and young Sam in the ongoing Great List Wars of 08. Stephen Murdoch tries to help people but as usual, well, doesn’t.
14th July 2008
Feb 5 • 119 min
Burt Reynolds Special tonight, along with a game of caller tag. The war between the allied power of Iain and the axis powers of Robbie and Pauly escalates with Burnett being demoted from number 1 to 32 on the Top50 Listener List. Rob is forced to start a…
13th July 2008
Feb 5 • 125 min
Iain is suspicious that his sister finished the 5k run she ‘allegedly’ did and it was nothing to do with him being late and missing it. The Happy Days theme gets it’s first outing, Iain hated his old neighbour in the flat and the awesome Lizzy from Japan…
10th July 2008
Feb 5 • 126 min
The show has a very good speaking clock and we work out the average Iain Lee caller - actually no one bothered to average it so I did it years later and the results were 5’2 and 35 years old. Meanwhile, Iain prank calls Rob and Pauly while they are…
9th July 2008
Feb 5 • 120 min
It’s the big Sheffield Vs Stoke on Trent vote tonight, the callers do the news, with Gatford & G-Man doing the 2300 slot and Pauly, Burnett and Alan from Glasgow doing the 0054 slot. Iain goes out onto the streets to give away a $20 bill - it takes some…
8th July 2008
Feb 5 • 130 min
Frank Sidebottom in the studio! This is the one where Davis acted like a knob because he didn’t get or like Frank. While on the show, Frank reveals his Radio Timperley tapes are in Geoff Lloyd’s mum’s loft AND MIGHT BE STILL THERE NOW. Also, grumpy jobs.
7th July 2008
Feb 5 • 132 min
Flask Special tonight and Iain gives away Dead Rockstars. We hear the package from the recent Iain vs The OC Ready Steady Cook battle, Iain was kidnapped by a bus driver and Ollie Turner stays on for hours in what became known as Olliethon.
6th July 2008
Feb 5 • 133 min
No Topics Special. Barnsworth had a dream about Iain, as did Chavvy Vicky but she redeems herself by expertly rapping I Need Love by LL Cool J.
29th June 2008
Feb 5 • 123 min
Iain reveals some of the pet names him and Fandango use for each other; LeeLee and Beyonce bought some bikes, I-Bomb almost got bummed at a Brian Wilson concert.
22nd June 2008
Feb 5 • 134 min
David is off so Nelson is in producing. Iain tells about Fandango’s birthday video she had made, with messages from Duncan Bannatyne, Carry & David, Vinny etc.
8th June 2008
Feb 5 • 138 min
Pitcher Phil gives Virgin Radio it’s first baseball update and Milly makes her first scary / creepy / oddly arousing cupcake call. Iain attempts to get The London Fractures to number 75 in the iTunes chart.
4th June 2008
Feb 5 • 130 min
Iain admits to nicking Derren Brown’s magnetic coin, although he’s since lost it. Joe from The London Fractures calls in and we have a Fun Fun Fun singalong.
3rd June 2008
Feb 5 • 132 min
Iain takes a random call from Hannah and Jessica, who turn out to be the nieces of Pete Townshend! Fruit picking is a con and a dating advisor who charges £125 AN HOUR random calls. Knocky knock run run folks.
2nd June 2008
Feb 5 • 130 min
A certain strawberry blonde fellow called Rob Burnett makes his first Ryan Reynolds call while Iain twins callers and loves Duffy’s wide face. A punny Lee on Sea occurs and I’m Russ Williams.
1st June 2008
Feb 5 • 131 min
Iain gets The London Fractures CD in the post for WWorL - I’m 18, she’s 30 - likes it a bit. He discovers pornfortheblind.org and innocently asks his listeners to send in a picture of the guy in the Amityville Horror remake as he quite likes his hair - a…
25th May 2008
Feb 5 • 126 min
Iain isn’t in a good mood so gives the world short shrift. Barry from Watford sings Primal Scream and it is a Crewe & Nantwich by-election Special.
18th May 2008
Feb 5 • 126 min
Iain was recognised by Carol Decker and lives in a nephew unfriendly edge based flat. He’s lost his diary, put off Neil Diamond and allows Rob Burnett join the Top 50 Listener List. RUSSELL MAEL of Sparks phones live.
11th May 2008
Feb 5 • 129 min
How do you defeat your evil selves? Iain has spindly legs while Ben Jones looks like a spud and Tim Lichfield does magic. Win Win Lose debuts.
4th May 2008
Feb 5 • 130 min
The perfect murder special. Iain is also loved by The OC after taking part in a 12 hour birthday show with him. The Japanese ghosts come up again and Iain asks if you’ve ever been paid in sex
27th April 2008
Feb 5 • 135 min
Iain hosts a Slippers special (he gets a new pair every 18 months because he isn’t a sexual deviant). Later Alan Caddick reveals he has Super Mario slippers; Iain doesn’t get Russell Brand and there a record number of ‘I’ve gotta a dirty’ calls from Pauly.
24th April 2008
Feb 5 • 120 min
Iain chats to STEPHEN MURDOCH from ISO Solutions; he later talks Super Soccer Double Football, speaks to Pauly (who is wicked man) and has a big Singalonga Corrs with about 15 callers.
23rd April 2008
Feb 5 • 124 min
Iain does a Name special & asks for help in choosing a new middle name for himself; he discusses celebrity numbers on your phone; BRENDON BURNS phone interview.
22nd April 2008
Feb 5 • 119 min
Iain takes a call from a charming young man called Rob Burnett (pronounced Burnay) that doesn’t really hint at the tumultuous love broffair they’ll soon share. It is also a Sex Tape Special; Teapot Darth Vador (from Bolton) calls in, as does Trevor (pal)…
21st April 2008
Feb 5 • 129 min
Iain is covering for Geoff Lloyd for the week and kicks it off in style with a balaclava special. He asks if Sweden is good or bad and David the producer becomes Davis.
20th April 2008
Feb 5 • 126 min
Iain hosts a Japan special - mainly Japanese toilets. He goes on to deny he’s getting chubby and proves Japanese ghosts exist. He also claims the twitter name @therealiainlee (it’s not until later he is able to wrest control of @iainlee from a domain…
30th March 2008
Feb 5 • 123 min
Iain won’t see Borat as “HE owes me twenty five quid” which is a fact; made children cry at Dylan’s 3rd birthday party; does an Anti-Earth Hour but more importantly plays the entire Yes song ‘Close to the Edge’ as a bed. Mike the ‘psychic’ in the studio.
23rd March 2008
Feb 5 • 115 min
Iain humblebrags about Minnie Driver once asking him out; he does a 40 second drone off; got sick from giving blood and it’s a Hair the Musical special.
16th March 2008
Feb 5 • 118 min
Iain loves Brum as they love him there; he reveals he met Fandango at a roller disco and has been dissed by We Are Scientists.
9th March 2008
Feb 5 • 130 min
Iain gets the first of many “I’ve got a dirty …” calls from Pauly; christens the sofabed in more ways than one when Fandango is ill and speaks to DAVID GRANT of Carrie & David fame on the phone. An up and coming broadcaster called Geoff Lloyd apparently…
2nd March 2008
Feb 5 • 124 min
Iain starts the Top 50 Listeners List and has recently found blood on his car. The Hai-ya soundclip is created and coincidently, his piles have been upgraded to an anal fissure.
24th February 2008
Feb 5 • 127 min
Iain says the magic phrase that makes Jean hang up (Thanks for calling!); he thinks Sandra has a gorgeous voice although admits she could be a munter; the show collates a list of spare body parts the callers have and Iain responds to a caller trying to…
17th February 2008
Feb 5 • 132 min
Iain is scared of Nicky Campbell as he looks like he could rip his face off; he tells of how the bonnet on his Clio whacked up onto his windscreen while driving and nearly calls producer Dave ‘Chris’ … TWICE!
10th February 2008
Feb 5 • 130 min
Iain does sexy facts; he watches all the Police Academy films in one day; talks about the pervert Bloody Michael and his stalking videos; admits he was a cross-dressing child and warns Barry from Watford not to say ‘shoot’ while an American is on the line!
3rd February 2008
Feb 5 • 122 min
Iain handles drunk proposals; regales us about watching vomit-inducing films that make him take his cardigan off and we hear the hotel demands of a Hollywood star.
27th January 2008
Feb 5 • 121 min
Iain speaks to Alan Caddick for the first …. and second time; Mr Quest is back from Japan; Iain is going on Nuts TV; how do you clean a hedgehog. Iain also chats to Rory who kidnaps women for a living / hobby.
20th January 2008
Feb 5 • 123 min
Iain plays S Club 7 and talks about making bread, heralding in the new Virgin Radio. He also gets his autobiography title from Sefu - “A Well Looked After, Day Time Prostitute”; does the top 50 Nick Nolte films and announces he’s had a bum op.
13th January 2008
Feb 5 • 120 min
Iain Lee to Fandango after seeing a top loader video outside a charity shop “Ooh … let’s go check the action out” Barnsworth calls; Iain is considering becoming a gay and loads more.
6th January 2008
Feb 5 • 114 min
Iain’s first Virgin Radio show, First topic - swap your crap Christmas presents on Iain LeeBay - Dave’s title, not Iain’s. The first caller is a Scotch called Steven and first ‘gay for’ is the dragon Duncan Bannatyne.