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The Princess Bride - Episode 0138
Nov 12 • 101 min
The Princess Bride: “Anybody Want a Peanut?”#Hindsighters, Darth normally writes her show notes with a mixture of condescension and sarcasm. She has to make an exception for this particular film, however, because it’s simply too perfect to critique. Jason…
Disney’s Aladdin (1992) - Episode 0137
Nov 5 • 125 min
Aladdin – 10,000 Years Will Give You SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK!Welcome to the episode where our guest has such vast knowledge of the wonderful world of Disney that we couldn’t limit our discussion to just this episode’s content. Thank Variant Brewing for…
Sleepy Hollow - Episode 0136
Oct 31 • 102 min
Sleepy Hollow: “Their Heads Were Not Found Severed. Their Heads Were Not Found at All.”Adam Sandler and Tim Burton both wear shoes. You heard it here first. You also heard the wildly disappointing rumor that Alf is inexplicably returning to television.…
The Evil Dead - Episode 0135
Oct 28 • 90 min
The Evil Dead: “Join Us!”#Hindsighters, the Halloween Spooktacular continues amidst movies and shows that scare, delight, and disturb. On this particular episode, Darth and Jason join Meg and Young Adam in discussing The Evil Dead, one of the most iconic…
The Conjuring - Episode 0134
Oct 24 • 87 min
The Conjuring: “She’s Already Gone…and Now You’re All Gonna Die.”What’s a violent ghost in comparison to an upside-down mortgage? In the continued exploration of what will frighten Darth to the very depths of her soul, we discuss The Conjuring, one of the…
Shivers - Episode 0133
Oct 21 • 93 min
Shivers: They Came From Within! (Phrasing, boom!)Hindsighters, steele yourselves for bodily and sexual mutilation in Shivers, where super-rapey parasites take over the residents of an upscale condo. In David Cronenberg’s wildly disturbing directorial…
Jeepers Creepers - Episode 0132
Oct 14 • 95 min
“That’s Not My Scarecrow.” – Jeepers CreepersIf you can dodge The Creeper, you can dodge a ball! Thank you for joining us for Katie’s 6th appearance on the podcast! She is the reigning champion of #HIH appearances, so eat her dust, Adam Brown. In this…
Hocus Pocus - Episode 0131
Oct 10 • 101 min
Hocus Pocus: “Hang Him on a Hook and Let Me Play With Him!”Welcome to the Great British Baking Show: Witch Edition! If the Sanderson Sisters don’t become immortal on Halloween night, they will turn into dust! But don’t worry. According to Jason’s cook…
Are You Afraid of the Dark? - Episode 0130
Oct 8 • 80 min
Are You Afraid of the Dark?: “Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society…”Back in the day, when Melissa Joan Hart was the queen of Nickelodeon (when it was still worth watching), there was this spooky show about campfire stories. We all remember…
Ernest Scared Stupid - Episode 0129
Oct 3 • 95 min
Ernest Scared Stupid: “I Sure Hope You’re From Keebler!”On this delightful episode, Darth’s friend Jeremy (whose headstone will read “Ernest Scared Stupid ‘Expert’ #TombstoneMoment”) joins in for some Halloween fun in the studio to discuss a staple of all…
Halloweentown - Episode 0128
Oct 1 • 90 min
Halloweentown: “Being Normal is Vastly Overrated.”Welcome to the first episode of our Halloween series! In this Disney original, we join a brand new guest, Michele, to discuss the story of a powerful witch as she guides her innocent granddaughter down the…
Battle Royale: 10 Things I Hate About You - Episode 0127
Sep 26 • 129 min
10 Things I Hate About You : “I Heard He Ate a Live Duck Once.”*DISCLAIMER* Darth takes NO RESPONSIBILITY for these show notes. The men on this particular episode are the conductors of the Hot Mess Express. Also, we have to formally apologize to Randy and…
Battle Royale: Night Shift - Episode 0126
Sep 18 • 137 min
Night Shift: Edible paper! You Eat it, it’s Gone…Eat it, it’s Outta There!Welcome to our first (and hopefully regular) menage a quad! *term trademarked by Adam Brown*#Hindsighters (as Katie has aptly labeled you), it’s hoes before bros on Part 1 of this…
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen - Episode 0125
Sep 9 • 122 min
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen – Is There a Doctor in the Fish?Drop some acid, smoke some peyote. Do what you’ve got to do to prepare yourself for one of the trippiest movies of all time. But what else can you expect from Terry Gilliam, a.k.a the…
The Lost Boys - Episode 0124
Sep 5 • 118 min
The Lost Boys – Michael Michael Michael!On our continued 80s kick, we discuss The Lost Boys, where the rules are made up and the lore doesn’t matter! On this episode, we welcome the hardest-working woman in show business, Alicen Cowan, who joins us to…
Highlander - Episode 0123
Aug 30 • 115 min
Highlander: There Can Be Only One!We got tired of having randos in our studio, so this week, it’s just your beloved Darth and Jason at the helm of this 80s classic that also poses as a complete train wreck. It’s not often that a movie offers up wrestler…
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off – Podcast 0121
Aug 22 • 100 min
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off : They Think He’s a Righteous Dude!To think, there was once a time when people felt safe enough to make out with Charlie Sheen in a police station (or anywhere else, for that matter). Welcome to the school-ditcher’s guide to…
Animaniacs - Podcast 0121
Aug 16 • 122 min
Animaniacs! Hellllooooooo, NURSE!It’s a momentous episode, listeners, because @Darth_Jader_ and Jason Mitchell welcome their first male guest who isn’t named Adam! But that makes us sound cooler than we are, because this guest is also from our Shakespeare…
It! (1990) Part Two – Podcast 0120
Aug 8 • 110 min
IT, PART TWO! We All Float Down Here, Georgie!Between the Mothman and Pennywise, @Darth_Jader_ and @northfoggy are amazed that anyone still showers. Nonetheless, join us as Young Adam (amongst our flourishing Adam collection) returns for his second…
It! (1990) Part One – Podcast 0119
Jul 29 • 88 min
Beep Beep, Richie!This week in It, we find that Tim Curry is the Robin Williams of the horror genre. Regardless, Jim Carrey still has him beat when it comes to prosthetic teeth.Welcome to the first ever two-part episode of Hindsight is Horrifying, where…
Mrs. Doubtfire - Episode 0118
Jul 7 • 90 min
So, on this episode, JASON SCREWED SOMETHING UP. The long and short of it is that Jason managed to “accidentally” lose the first few minutes of this episode. For his ineptitude, we do apologize. If you want to eviscerate him, feel free to troll him on…
Lethal Weapon - Episode 0117
Jun 7 • 105 min
DAMN IT, RIGGS!The special word of today’s episode is…”HOOKER”!Seriously, though, everyone and their mom is naked at the beginning of Lethal Weapon. We don’t see how this movie COULDN’T remind you of The Color Purple. Listeners, here it is. We don’t care…
Clueless - Episode 0116
Jun 3 • 93 min
This week, Jason and Katie enjoy their Dark Alchemy and Moon Cloud from Variant Brewing while Darth is denied her Raspberry Lemon Gose; she makes due with the delicious Conditional Love. Whoever bought the last of her favorite crowler, you know who you…
Much Ado About Nothing - Episode 0115
May 17 • 84 min
You listeners are getting lucky tonight, because there’s no actual death or rape in Much Ado About Nothing!We’re changing it up and going Inside the Actors Studio in this very special episode to discuss our upcoming play in Alpharetta. Join us in…
Death Race 2000 - Episode 0114
May 7 • 86 min
Death Race 2000: Try Not to Think About Auto Erotic Asphyxiation.On this week’s episode, Jason gains gender support from our first male guest, podcast virgin, Adam, who selected one of the most bizarre and fantastic movies that Darth has ever seen. And…
The Mask - Episode 013
May 3 • 78 min
SOMEBODY, STOP ME!And the Oscar for Tightest Red Dress goes to…Cameron Diaz (a.k.a. the human Jessica Rabbit in The Mask)! Don’t be fooled, gang. Jason pretends to hate this amazing movie while TOTALLY appreciating all of Cameron’s ASSets. The lesson to…
012 - Billy Madison
Apr 29 • 80 min
Have you ever felt like the puppy who lost his way? Welcome to Billy Madison.*Disclaimer: There is NO PROVEN CORRELATION between Adam Sandler movies and cancer*Get excited for Nudey Magazine Day! In this 1995 classic, we discover that we would have…
011 - Caddyshack
Apr 23 • 91 min
A long time ago, in a Hollywood far, far away…It is a time of upheaval for the Bushwood Country Club. Caddies run amok and dress like John Travolta, striking fear into the hearts of pool-goers. An evil version of Forrest Gump faces the ultimate challenge…
0110 - Beetlejuice
Apr 2 • 77 min
Welcome to the afterlife of arbitrary rules and DMV lines: Beetlejuice!BREAKING NEWS: JASON HATES PETER JACKSON AND ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. He also doesn’t know the difference between Australia and New Zealand or Julia Roberts and Geena Davis (who was…
0109 - Night Court
Mar 27 • 80 min
Welcome to dime-a-dozen crimes and extremely dirty humor!Happy birthday! Jason turns 40 and tells us about a show from his childhood back in the early 1900s. Just kidding, we discuss the hilarious and wacky Night Court, which aired in 1984.This show is so…
0108 - The Mummy (1999)
Mar 21 • 116 min
Don’t touch the pharaoh’s woman!This week, we discover that Jason is an Imhotep fangirl, even though the ancient Egyptian turns out to be more chupacabra than mummy in his afterlife.This film might be cheesy, but it is cherished, and is the pick of our…
0107 - SpongeBob SquarePants
Mar 14 • 62 min
ARE YA READY, KIDS?!Welcome to the episode where Jason phones it in until we find out what he specifically hates about SpongeBob, which is EVERYTHING! Seriously, listeners; Jason thinks that SpongeBob killed Laura Palmer. Can someone get Kyle MacLachlanon…
0106 - Hercules
Mar 12 • 58 min
The gods must be dirty: Disney’s HerculesIf you can dodge a lightning bolt, you can dodge a ball!On this very special episode, Jason and @Darth_Jader_ (who loves writing about herself in the third person) actually manage to score their very first guest on…
0105 - Back to the Future
Feb 25 • 88 min
GREAT SCOTT, MARTY! : Back to the FutureThis week, we discuss the magnificent 1985 classic starring Jason’s old schoolmate, Christopher Lloyd. So, be prepared, listeners. If you’re not already somewhat familiar with this film, Jason will DEFINITELY be…
0104 - Antz
Feb 6 • 74 min
Welcome to the new world order: AntzBugs. Communism. Woody Allen. Does it get better than Antz? Welcome back down this rabbit hole, or rather, ant hill, of a podcast.In this particular movie, Jason and I (@Darth_Jader_) discover that Sylvester Stallone is…
0103 - Ghostbusters
Feb 5 • 90 min
Who Ya Gonna Call? GHOSTBUSTERS!Welcome to the first episode where we basically nerd out as opposed to searching for Dad Jokes and deviant humor in “family friendly” entertainment. Yep. The podcast evolved that quickly. Beyond that, we know our episodes…
0102 - Shrek
Feb 1 • 86 min
The beloved movie with Austin Powers as an ogre and Axel Foley as a donkey: Shrek.On episode 2 of Hindsight is Horrifying, Jason and I (@Darth_ Jader_) explore the movie that actually inspired this horrendous podcast. Upon reviewing this movie, Jason and…
0101 - Rocko’s Modern Life
Dec 10, 2018 • 52 min
Welcome to the first episode of Hindsight is Horrifying, where Jason and I (a.k.a Darth Jader) discover our podcast legs with Rocko’s Modern Life. What is truly impressive is the fact that Jason and I had never met each other before this first recording,…