Chatty Pattys

Chatty Pattys

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Join Shay and Dice, your favorite Chatty Pattys, as they give you their take on all of your favorite shows while applying it to their regular, degular life. Each week they’ll attempt to unblur the lines between tv, social media and reality by discussing topics that matter… in real life.


60: God Forgives…I Don’t
Nov 7 • 111 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ On this week’s episode, Shay and Dice discuss how forgiving they think they are and both decided they can forgive certain situations, with conditions. Boundaries not to cross: their men, their kids, their money.…
59: Omarion to the BS
Oct 31 • 80 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ On this week’s episode, Shay and Dice aspire to be as unbothered as brother Omarion. While Apryl, Fizzy Pop and Moniece act a complete ass on tv and the internet, O is somewhere keeping it zen for Lil Saint. Trump…
58: Catch the Gay
Oct 24 • 112 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week the ladies discuss the notion that there may be too much of ‘the gay’ in the media. Masika Kalysha says Adam and Steve kissing on tv is no different than Adam and Eve and it’s all suggestible for kids.…
57: Trafficking
Oct 17 • 107 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ Shay and Dice discuss sex trafficking after seeing a recent interview on the breakfast club. The ladies share their thoughts on Toni Riveria’s story as well as other stats on trafficking of young black women in…
56: You Have a Dad Too
Oct 10 • 98 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ After watching the last episode of Married to Medicine, the ladies have a few choice words for Contessa’s husband, Scott aka Paul when it comes to this weeks topic: being the primary caregiver in a two parent…
55: Dear Yt People
Oct 3 • 109 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week Shay and Dice are discussing yt people. Topics include Amber Guyger, dealing with the alpha yt man at work and passive aggressive yt women at the grocery store. For tv time the ladies cover part 3 of the…
54: Black Men, Explain
Sep 26 • 116 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week the ladies are joined by Mr. Victory himself aka Duncan to discuss the disconnect between men and women in relationships. Topics on the docket: Black men DO cheat. Are men only loved with conditions?…
53: And I Oop!
Sep 19 • 95 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week the ladies cover all of the ‘and I oop’ moments of the week: Candace Owens vs. TI and her twitter feed, the non-existent Bahamas relief from y’all President and his folks, the hologram tour, and people…
52: Code Violations
Sep 12 • 115 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week the ladies discuss the code of guidelines in friendships and relationships. Dice offers her own personal sweet baby ray’s list of code violations while Shay has a mayonnaise list courtesy of Google.…
51: Are We Alcoholics?
Sep 5 • 107 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week Shay and Dice discuss whether or not they’re alcoholics. Shay thinks she has a problem since she seems to forget huge chunks of the night when intoxicated. By definition Dice says she may be a binge…
50: The Ain’t Shxt Episode
Aug 22 • 129 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week Shay and Dice celebrate their 50th episode with special guests Fresh & B. Hill aka the #PodGods from the podcast The Ain’t Shxt Show. Tune in to hear how all roads lead to slavery, messy chicks vs. hatin…
49: Maintenance Sex
Aug 15 • 105 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week the ladies are discussing sex expectations amongst married couples. Shay thinks maintenance sex could be beneficial to keep the spice in the relationship but Dice ain’t feelin it if the connection ain’t…
48: Y’alls America
Aug 8 • 110 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This week Shay and Dice discuss current events in the news. Topics on the docket include the mass shootings in Texas and Ohio, gun control and ya’lls president still not knowing what to say 🙄 During tv and tea…
47: On God
Aug 1 • 109 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies share their thoughts on religion this week. Tune in to find out who the real heathen is and be sure to direct your prayers her way so she don’t go to hell 😂 During tea and tv time, Shay and Dice discuss…
46: TV With a Side of Tea
Jul 25 • 104 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ The ladies recap their lit #hotwifesummer weekend and chop it up about the shows they’ve been tuned into Tea time includes Nicole Murphy caught kissing her “family”, Kelz little girlfriend finally being free and…
45: Pick Me
Jul 18 • 94 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ As the ladies discuss what the pick me criteria is, they start to wonder if they fit the definition? 🧐 While some of their picks for famous pick me’s may be obvious (insert Ayesha Curry) others may surprise you.…
44: We Hate Humans
Jul 11 • 88 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ Once again raggedy humans have been on the internet cutting up and Shay and Dice are over it. Wonderful people are mad about mythical creatures. Chicks that haven’t eaten a vegetable since 2010 are visiting the…
43: F.M.K.
Jul 4 • 114 min
Hey loves ❤️ It’s Chatty Patty Day! 🤸🏾‍♀️ This holiday week (your holiday), the Chatty Pattys play a nice game of FMK (fck, marry, kill). Their choices are both hilarious and some unexpected! Later during tea & tv time, the ladies have a heated debate…
42: In Hindsight
Jun 27 • 92 min
This week, the Chatty Pattys discuss if they are where they thought they would be at this point in their lives. The ladies give their younger selves advice and chat about where they see themselves in five years. Later, Shay and Dice list their top five…
41: Hypothetically Of Course
Jun 20 • 104 min
This week on The Chatty Patty’s, the ladies ask each other what they would do in hypothetical situations. Baby mama drama, curfews, child support, and side babies are all on the list of situations discussed. For tea and tv time Dice doesn’t see what the…
40: Buy Black, Bih!
Jun 13 • 86 min
On this week’s episode The Chatty Patty’s discuss why it’s important to support black businesses, authors, musicians, and creators. Dice shares her experience with unprofessionalism while Shay shares some of her feedback on what support looks like for…
39: Happy Wife, Happy Life?
Jun 6 • 96 min
The Chatty Patty’s recently created a poll and asked the fellas if the slogan happy wife, happy life is toxic? For once, Shay is on the side of the men while Dice is not feeling it. Let us know your opinion on the subject in the comment section! Later…
38: Participation Awards.
May 30 • 97 min
This week the Chatty Pattys talk about participation awards and if they serve a purpose. Shay doesn’t see the issue with them while Dice thinks all awards should be earned. The ladies later discuss dating outside of your race and being in love with two…
37: Abort Mission
May 23 • 125 min
The ladies of the Chatty Patty’s discuss the new abortion laws and both agree that the government should not be allowed to police women’s bodies. Later, Shay asks the male listeners to define what it means to ‘let a man be a man’ and Dice is considering…
36: We Want Prenups!
May 9 • 104 min
In light of actor Jesse Williams legal woes, the Chatty Patty’s are discussing prenups, alimony and child support. Dice thinks these heauxs need to get a job while Shay believes their lifestyle should be maintained, especially if the breadwinner cheated.…
35: Unstable Creatures
May 2 • 107 min
This week the Chatty Patty’s created an IG poll to see how many people felt women were difficult. Tune in to hear the results as they weigh in on some of the responses. The ladies then discuss the Battle of Winterfell. Shay and Dice both want you to put…
34: Rhythm and Bullshit
Apr 25 • 105 min
If you had to pick your top 5 R&B albums from the last 20 years, what would they be? The Chatty Pattys struggle to come up with their picks. Shay becomes a VIP member of the Beehive as they discuss her Netflix special, Homecoming. Later, Dice leaves us…
33: Leaving the Nest
Apr 18 • 112 min
This week the Chatty Pattys ladies discuss how some parents are quick to kick their kids out at 18. When is the appropriate age to leave the nest? Are we passing down the struggle by kicking our kids out too soon? Both ladies think yes so tune in to see…
32: One Gotta Go
Apr 4 • 110 min
This week the Chatty Patty ladies keep it cute and play a game. Both Shay and Dice surprise (and disappoint) each other category by category as they decide which one gotta go. Later on they discuss Nipsey Hussle. Dice feels that everything ain’t for the…
31: We Trash
Mar 28 • 77 min
Join the Chatty Pattys as they try to define the line between gold digging and preference. Dice thinks there’s levels to what is considered ‘preference.’ Shay is here for the young queens channeling their inner City Girls and Trina. Later, the ladies…
30: Finance the Romance
Mar 21 • 98 min
On this week’s episode of The Chatty Pattys, the ladies discuss the pros and cons of wedding ceremonies. Is the cost of a wedding worth the drama and stress?! Dice says it’s about the memories and good times with family and friends while Shay says you…
29: Why College?
Mar 14 • 83 min
This week the Chatty Pattys discuss the pros and cons of attending college and recap Iyanla’s “Raised by Monsters” episode. Dice shares a mom moment and Shay shares her time with a psychic. IG & Twitter: @TheChattyPattys Facebook: The Chatty Pattys…
28: Colorism
Mar 7 • 111 min
This week the Chatty Pattys share their thoughts on Colorism and Leaving Neverland. Later, Dice discusses how she is all the way not here for Jordyn Woods or Tristian Thompson while Shay feels like karma is a bitch 🤷🏽‍♀️. Both ladies discuss instances in…
27: Blackity Black Ya’ll!
Feb 28 • 87 min
As Black History Month comes to a close, the Chatty Pattys discuss little known black history facts. Shay congratulates all of the black winners at the Oscars while Dice awards the Lawry’s Salt Award to Helen Kane. Later the ladies discuss which ‘classic’…
26: How We Got Here
Feb 14 • 74 min
Valentine’s Day is here and The Chatty Pattys are full of love. This week, Shay and Dice are joined by very special guests, their husbands! Tune in to hear their very humble beginnings - from going down in the DMs to botched marriage proposals - and hear…
25: Relationship Timelines
Feb 7 • 114 min
This week the Chatty Pattys chat about relationship timelines. Shay thinks you should take things slow and Dice is trying to understand what the hold up is 🤷🏽‍♀️ The Chatty Pattys also award their first #LawrysSaltAward! Tune in to see who won these…
24: That Bih Lyin!
Jan 31 • 105 min
This week the Chatty Pattys are sick of these heaux lying! The ladies recap part two of the mess on Iyanla and breakdown the madness that is Netflix’s Abducted in Plain Sight. Both ladies are in total agreement that those parents were the worst. Later in…
23: Scammers
Jan 24 • 114 min
Join the Chatty Pattys as they discuss their reaction to the Fyre Festival documentaries and all the online scams. Dice denies being a millennial, Shay thinks DJ Khaled has some explaining to do about his lack of weight loss on Weight Watchers, Iyanla…
22: Cancelled Culture
Jan 17 • 82 min
Join the Chatty Pattys as they try to figure out the criteria for “cancelling” celebrities. Dice wants to know who is the head of the committee for digging up old tweets. Shay wants to know why some celebs get a pass and others don’t. Let us know your…
21: Surviving
Jan 10 • 113 min
Happy New Year loves!!!!! The Chatty Patty’s are back after taking a break for the holiday’s and ready to kick ish off for 2019. Check out how the ladies survived the holidays and their take on Lifetime’s Surviving R. Kelly (as well as some of these…
20: Ya’ll Won
Dec 20, 2018 • 95 min
This week the Chatty Patty’s discuss Cardi B, Offset, and the Trash Nigga Coalition (TNC) in Black Hollywood.
19: Pressure Busts Pipes
Dec 13, 2018 • 96 min
Join the Chatty Pattys as they discuss the pressures placed on women in regards to marriage and kids. During tea time, the ladies wanna know who the real king of R&B is and why.
18: Levels of Crazy
Dec 6, 2018 • 105 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss the levels of a woman’s crazy. Dice believes all of us have a little crazy in us and Shay has no shame in being level 10+ crazy.
17: Gender Roles
Nov 29, 2018 • 72 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss gender roles in today’s society.
16: Friendsgiving
Nov 22, 2018 • 78 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss platonic friendships between men and women with a couple of their closest friends.
15: Mental Health
Nov 15, 2018 • 85 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss mental illnesses.
14: Code Switching
Nov 8, 2018 • 86 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss code switching in corporate America.
13: Levels to Cheating
Nov 1, 2018 • 100 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss if there is truly levels to this ish. Are there degrees of cheating?
12: Tell Em Why U Mad Son
Oct 25, 2018 • 103 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss today’s offensive culture.
11: Hair Tingz Pt 2
Oct 18, 2018 • 87 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss all tingz hair in this two part series.
10: Hair Tingz Pt 1
Oct 11, 2018 • 95 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss all tingz hair in this two part series.
9: #MeToo
Oct 4, 2018 • 100 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss the #MeToo movement and their experiences.
8: Family Values
Sep 27, 2018 • 61 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss family drama.
7: Bills, Bills, Bills
Sep 20, 2018 • 74 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss working together (or not) to get the bills paid.
6: Body Perception
Sep 13, 2018 • 63 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss body images and coming to peace with what you see.
5: Blurred Lines
Sep 6, 2018 • 66 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss relationships, situationships and everything messy in between.
4: Feuding Friends
Aug 30, 2018 • 68 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss what happens when friends go to war.
3: Parents expectations vs Reality
Aug 22, 2018 • 69 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss expectations from parents and if kids are meeting them.
2: Odd attempts at saving your marriage
Aug 13, 2018 • 65 min
The Chatty Pattys discuss some unconventional methods of trying to save a marriage.
1: InLaws
Aug 13, 2018 • 47 min
The Chatty Pattys give their take on InLaws, Outlaws and everything in between.