Would Jo(h)n Rather?

Would Jo(h)n Rather?

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In this Podcast, I, Not Jo(h)n, ask 2 different Jo(h)ns would you rather questions. They are often made up on the spot, or only a few minutes before recording, and they have no idea what I’m going to ask. New episodes uploaded every Monday!Join us and ?


78. Doubt Drought Damp
Oct 20 • 39 min
This week, we discuss matrimony, free time and housing.
77. Acid Bubbles
Oct 13 • 35 min
This week, we discuss if we’re Jocks or Nerds, and arts and crafts warfare.
76. Everywhere Wheat
Oct 6 • 48 min
This week, we discuss disabilities and cereal.
75. Clown Donations
Sep 22 • 55 min
This week, John is wrong. A lot. Like, more than once. Its amazing.
74. Idiots Shout Loudest
Sep 15 • 38 min
This week, we talk about flavours and politics.
73. I Love Mash Potato
Sep 8 • 34 min
This week, we talk about how patriotic we are, and future tech.
72. Mathematics Lesson
Sep 1 • 45 min
This week, we reminisce, get ice cream loudly and try to talk about the world of art.
71. The Versatility of Pizza
Aug 25 • 49 min
This week, we discuss tiny posh Greggs food and introducing a body toll.
70. Taco Salad of Lies
Aug 18 • 34 min
This week, its the cold world of espionage, audiences and fighting tooth and nail.
69. Ghost Willy
Aug 11 • 24 min
This week, we talk about sexual stimuli and dishwashers.
68. Michelin Star Good Stuff
Aug 4 • 37 min
This week, we discuss stop-motion, salty snow and end gold-digging!
67. Tessellating Skin
Jul 29 • 24 min
This week, we try to evolve the show, and the human race!
66. SSX Tricky Questions
Jul 21 • 36 min
This week, my dear brother asks the taboo.
65. Silent Radio
Jul 14 • 25 min
This week, things get sticky, and we have 2 special guests!
64. Hermaphrodite Cat Cookies
Jul 7 • 42 min
This week, we have a special guest, and talk table plans. A bit.
63. Lightning Round
Jun 30 • 29 min
This week we ask the question, is our format flawed?
62. Chocolate Centaurs
Jun 23 • 42 min
This week, we eat and drink too much, and appreciate our bodies.
61. Breakfast Gravy
Jun 16 • 36 min
This week, we talk camping, tactical warfare and fantasy holidays.
60. Bruises are Cool
Jun 9 • 27 min
This week, it’s back to our regularly scheduled programme, this time, with more traffic!
59. Intro to Jo(h)n
Jun 2 • 11 min
This week, you don’t hear much from me, and when you do, I sound different.
58. Immortal Unless I Die
May 26 • 32 min
This week, not all jokes hit, and we discuss immortality, if only briefly.
57. I Like Fighting
May 19 • 37 min
This week, teachers visit our house and Sant built his house upon the sand?
56. Finders Keepers
May 12 • 40 min
This week, John tells us about psychology, Jon tells us about parenthood, and my microphone is broken (Apologies)
55. Llama Farmer Drama
May 5 • 37 min
This week, Jon gets attacked by a dog, and John gets attacked by us.
54. Mr. Efficiency
Apr 28 • 47 min
This week, we ask what you’d do with an extra room in your house, do you like feeling soggy and can a fruit be a pet?
53. Mince up your Life
Apr 21 • 46 min
This week, it’s a new season, and nothing much has changed.
52. Ross Kemp on Fracking
Apr 14 • 39 min
This week, we’re all very excited, as we’ve officially been doing this for a year!
51. No Bounce
Apr 7 • 33 min
This week, I’m grumpy and John endorses selling drugs.
50. Like an Apple
Mar 31 • 37 min
This week, things get a bit dark straight of the bat.
49. Pull my Finger
Mar 24 • 42 min
This week, we’re getting brave with dessert, and pitting children against water features.
48. Saint and Vinegar
Mar 17 • 35 min
This week, we want to know what’s in a name, and discuss what we know about Ireland (not much)
47. Number Two Shut Up
Mar 10 • 36 min
This week, it’s all about cutlery, cards and rock n roll!
46. Blue Collar Eskimo
Mar 3 • 40 min
This week, we discuss the merits of being naked with friends.
45. Horses for Courses
Feb 26 • 53 min
This week, we talk about the evolution of man, and unintended consequences.
44. Hot Greasy Steel
Feb 17 • 44 min
This week, we’re just chillin’ and talking about spiders again.
43. Spider Whisperer
Feb 10 • 43 min
This week, we hear the perspective of the fairer sex, and John does not like it.
42. Marinara Trench
Feb 3 • 35 min
This week, we look to the stars, under the sea, and at our career choices.
41. Cast Iron Bladder
Jan 27 • 28 min
This week, the Jo(h)ns are really put on the spot.
40. Exploding Cigarettes
Jan 20 • 31 min
This week, we discuss a crime we didn’t commit. Or did we?
39. Urban Cowboy
Jan 13 • 32 min
This week, we gain familiars with their own opinions
38. Grover’s the Worst
Jan 6 • 46 min
This week, it’s 2019, and its time to talk mostly about tv and movies of days gone.
37. Sleep or Die
Dec 30, 2018 • 38 min
This week, Happy New Year!
36. Blimp Selection Box
Dec 23, 2018 • 43 min
This week, it’s Christmas, and it’s time for the revolution…
35. Tomahawk Bunnies
Dec 16, 2018 • 39 min
This week, we make jokes at roughly 2 JPH (jokes per hour)
34. Tube To Jupiter
Dec 9, 2018 • 49 min
This week, the only thing you need to know is RAP is coming.
33. It Was Twelve
Dec 2, 2018 • 50 min
This week, John talks about shoes for a looooooong time.
32. Disco Blowjob Powers
Nov 25, 2018 • 52 min
This week, I lie about how much i know about eyes, and we ignore Jon’s very good constipation joke.
31. Non-Functioning Tongue
Nov 18, 2018 • 37 min
This week, we chat about metallic properties, and potty training.
30. Jelly Death
Nov 11, 2018 • 39 min
This week, we chat about bathing habits, religion vs regality and famous chefs.
29. Greasy Tracy Island
Nov 4, 2018 • 42 min
This week, we condemn fireworks. Well I do, and so should you.
28. Spooky Type Person
Oct 28, 2018 • 44 min
This week, its a Halloween spooktacular, with a devilishly good surprise!
27. Green House Effect
Oct 21, 2018 • 50 min
This week, we compare colours, habitats and mistakes.
26. Donkey Punching Congress
Oct 14, 2018 • 35 min
This week, we argue over arguing, fight over fighting, and fall out over monkeys.
25. Wooden Shoe
Oct 7, 2018 • 42 min
This week, we talk about joke formats, footwear and wooing a mate.
24. Hug Slut
Sep 30, 2018 • 47 min
This week, John says architecture a lot.
23. Consistent Korma
Sep 23, 2018 • 45 min
This week, we ponder over gambling and asian cuisine.
22. Piratable Jowl Syndrome
Sep 16, 2018 • 45 min
This week we talk war, lexicon and trust.
21. Trumpnado
Sep 9, 2018 • 39 min
This week, not Jo(h)n is sleep deprived, and the new format is off to a rocky start.
20. Cave Whisky
Sep 2, 2018 • 46 min
This week there was a surprise coup, and we argue over naming people after geography.
19. Moisturizing Octopi
Aug 19, 2018 • 31 min
This week, we discuss tables and ladders and chairs - oh my! (Except we don’t mention ladders even once)
18. Rock and Vole
Aug 12, 2018 • 30 min
This week, we discuss keys, rodents and the alphabet.
17. Big Length of Wood
Aug 5, 2018 • 36 min
This week, we discuss the then vs the now, vintage and retro vs modern and shiny.
16. Hero/Heroin
Jul 29, 2018 • 31 min
This week, we get negative on the sub-aquatic, and enjoy kitchen utensiles.
15. Mr. Flathead
Jul 22, 2018 • 33 min
This week, we discuss education, engineering and time.
14. Hippopotamus Door Stop
Jul 15, 2018 • 42 min
This week, Jon channels Richard O’Brien, and John threatens to poke my eye out.
13. Gypsy Snails
Jul 8, 2018 • 29 min
This week, we discuss the joys of applause, molluscs and board games.
12. Hand Face
Jul 1, 2018 • 34 min
This week, we discuss the elements and genetic engineering.
11. Paratrooping Scorpions
Jun 24, 2018 • 38 min
This week, we discuss animal warfare and magicians.
10. Tiny French Peas
Jun 17, 2018 • 34 min
This week, we had a terrible connection, and even worse food.
9. A Song of Feathers and Scales
Jun 10, 2018 • 50 min
This week, we travel down a trail of condiments and overlords.
8. Call Me Ishmael
Jun 3, 2018 • 39 min
This week, we discuss music festivals and where tongues belong.
7. Elephant to Cat Ratio
May 27, 2018 • 38 min
This week, we discuss the simplicity of economics, for both the rich and the poor.
6. Maple Bacon
May 20, 2018 • 33 min
This week, we mostly discuss swine. Yes, really.
4. For Alf and Ruby
May 14, 2018 • 27 min
This week, we honour our recently deceased family pets, with some age old arguments.
3. Trainwreck
May 14, 2018 • 49 min
This week, we fail to accomplish much of anything, if we’re being honest.
2. Street Meat
May 14, 2018 • 34 min
This week, we talk about the impacts of drinking, travel, and not paying for stuff.
5. Recreational Bathing
May 14, 2018 • 35 min
This week, we discuss anatomy. Kinda.
1. Pinata Co.
May 14, 2018 • 42 min
The Pilot.