Archie and Reg

Archie and Reg

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Why not share a Gin with Archie and Reg who are on a mission to put the world to rights from the cosy confines of their Gentleman’s club in the West End of London? Nothing is off limits! Well, nothing aside from low quality Claret.


2.33 When the disabled Dame didn’t pay up…
Jun 14 • 15 min
“Making love? I’ve got suede seats!”
2.32 What made Daft Kenneth drop?
May 31 • 14 min
“Marjorie, I’ve got cream all over it.”
2.31 What’s in the Queen’s drawers?
May 24 • 16 min
“He’s very big in the valleys”
2.30 What the Dutch Spider did to the Royal Baby
May 17 • 20 min
“Why do you want to see his bottom?”
2.29 What was Bruce Forsyth charged with?
May 10 • 19 min
“He’s not dead. He’s in solitary confinement.”
2.28 What the Hell was the Hoo-Hah?
May 3 • 20 min
“Valarie Singleton would watch old men playing with themselves”
2.27 What the commoners thanked Oprah Winfrey for…
Apr 26 • 17 min
“She’d get a horse to butt her repeatedly in the pelvis”
2.26 What did Mr.Cheerful Tits suck from the pipe?
Apr 19 • 20 min
“Sucking Colgate from an animals pipe?”
2.25 What Elton John likes to touch…
Apr 12 • 11 min
“What’s wrong with you, you Pervert?”
2.24 What made Kinky Suzanne an immovable force?
Apr 4 • 14 min
“Get up you lazy cow! Dirty girl.”
2.23 What did you do with that expensive bottle of wine?
Mar 28 • 14 min
“That’s a pig you bastard Bruce!”
2.22 So-called Brexit “Special” - What were those knickers doing on the table?
Mar 28 • 6 min
“Dirty man! Squalid man!”
2.21 What’s all this Brexit malarkey?
Mar 21 • 14 min
“Up the bum with a stick of Blackpool Rock!”
2.20 What the hell did you do to the coffin?
Mar 14 • 14 min
“Shoot it. Shoot it!”
2.19 What the Squirrel rubbed on the window
Mar 7 • 15 min
“You’re not blind? How dare you!”
2.18 What an icy finger Tom Cruise took!
Feb 22 • 14 min
“I like to see a monkey urinate.”
2.17 What the KGB did with the concrete horn…
Feb 15 • 12 min
“There were issues, and there were tissues.”
2.16 What Webber enjoyed at the Gobblers
Feb 8 • 17 min
“Feminists don’t understand herbs”
2.15 What knockers and ass Spunky Ted rode…
Jan 31 • 13 min
“…Wedding Milk.”
2.14 What was the Dragon doing at the rear?
Jan 24 • 14 min
“…from the inside, if you put its head up there!”
2.13 What’s your poison, Odysseus?
Jan 17 • 16 min
“Hitler”
2.12 What emerged from Dame Barbara…
Jan 4 • 15 min
“They’re two fine chaps who work at the takeaway!”
2.11 What does Dame Judi resemble?
Dec 28, 2018 • 16 min
“Either that or he just ****** in his face”.
2.10 What’s in your Christmas sack?
Dec 24, 2018 • 16 min
“Jesus?” “Common!”
2.9 What have you done with my oil lamp?
Dec 21, 2018 • 18 min
“If a man’s a liar he’s also a thief!”
2.8 What did Trevor’s beak bite?
Dec 14, 2018 • 16 min
“They take your money, they hang you and that’s that. With Des O’Connor”.
2.7 What was the man up to in the forest?
Nov 30, 2018 • 14 min
“You’re always peeping in my box…”
2.6 What Ant did on his Dec(k)…
Nov 23, 2018 • 16 min
“Loss…Cross…Toss…Toss is obviously the next word in the link!”
2.5 What Harry Style’s needs to get over…
Nov 16, 2018 • 15 min
“I’ve heard about these magazines from Germany.”
2.4 What’s really in the box, Schrödinger?
Nov 9, 2018 • 13 min
“They prey upon the Catholic?”
2.3 What May damage Trump’s little Election…
Nov 1, 2018 • 13 min
“…an absolute bloody disgrace…”
2.2 What’s the pig for, Richard?
Oct 24, 2018 • 15 min
“Milk my pig!”
2.1 What’s up Elvis?
Oct 18, 2018 • 11 min
“I did my own thing and I slapped her with bacon…”
The Second Coming…
Aug 23, 2018 • 29 min
“The bloody bugger!”
Season Finale: “When the little man hid in the big corner…”
May 11, 2018 • 10 min
“He’s touching that goose up again”.
When Mr.Rogers cleaned up…
May 9, 2018 • 4 min
“it was a nobbly knees competition and two people were killed…”
When Her Majesty had to be alerted…
May 4, 2018 • 7 min
“I’ve written a swear.”
When Archie refused change…
May 2, 2018 • 4 min
“I enjoy nibbling on your nuts once a year.”
Archie and Reg - The First Firm Funtybuntering
Apr 27, 2018 • 31 min
“…one leg, one horn and a stick up his arse.”
When Attenborough caused confusion…
Apr 27, 2018 • 7 min
“Protecting your…” “Genitals?”
When the broom and the boy were on the wrong side…
Apr 25, 2018 • 6 min
“Let’s just say that one of them has red hair.”
When the poor little sick children were a right pain in the backside…
Apr 20, 2018 • 7 min
“He has to be lit internally.”
When Bubter held a grudge…
Apr 18, 2018 • 6 min
“If your wife looks like Noel Edmonds, swear at her twice!”
When Roy Walker was dead…
Apr 13, 2018 • 4 min
“It’s a happy memory, the screams of the children…”
When absolutely everyone caused confusion…
Apr 11, 2018 • 5 min
“He managed both Arsenal football club and the Luftwaffe…”
When Noel left his box behind…
Apr 6, 2018 • 8 min
“01 811 8181 and I’ll take off my pants…”
When Fulton filled ‘em…
Apr 4, 2018 • 7 min
“It’s a little worm with a beak…”
When Dirty Steve got the horn…
Mar 30, 2018 • 5 min
“It looked like a pink sock…”
When the Pheasant Plucker came…
Mar 27, 2018 • 4 min
“She’s inseminated by a Pheasant?”
When Archie spelled out his luncheon choice…
Mar 23, 2018 • 8 min
“I want you to imagine someone has taken a potato…”
When the man stood on the corner…
Mar 21, 2018 • 4 min
“Tasted like the sort of cheese you get on the end of a dog…”
When Kenneth’s hamster acted him off the silver screen…
Mar 16, 2018 • 5 min
“Is Kenneth Branagh mentally ill?”
When I spied what you were up to…
Mar 14, 2018 • 6 min
“I know your sort, Comrade.”
When the monkey dangled his spangles…
Mar 9, 2018 • 4 min
“Gibbons are quite sharp.”
When Johnny lived up to his name…
Mar 7, 2018 • 6 min
“well do you know why I urinate on orphans?”
When Uncle Albert revealed his box…
Mar 3, 2018 • 9 min
“I’ve got something special in my trousers.”
When the Pianist was noticed…
Feb 28, 2018 • 6 min
“That’s a grapefruit. Stupid woman.”
When Matron’s Fox didn’t smoke a pipe…
Feb 23, 2018 • 7 min
“No, the one you go toilet through…”
When the ointment had to be applied…
Feb 21, 2018 • 4 min
“It’s purely medicinal…”
When Churchill didn’t smoke salmon…
Feb 16, 2018 • 10 min
“where are you keeping this painting of a naked lady?”
When the Holy Cup was used incorrectly…
Feb 14, 2018 • 6 min
Not Jim Bowen.
When Sean might have been in a film…
Feb 9, 2018 • 7 min
“It’s a pleasure, but I can’t feel my legs.”
When Reg misunderstood the bar bill…
Feb 7, 2018 • 7 min
“He’s damped his pant”.
When Gallagher outfoxed Le Bon…
Feb 5, 2018 • 7 min
“I say, this download actually works…unlike on Friday”.