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The Pulpies: Season 5
Sep 3 • 71 min
In our series finale, Daniel and Linzi remember the good (and the bad) of this season’s books: Stalker From the Stars, The Chiffon Scarf, Buddies, The Penetrator: The Target is H, and Some Sort of Spell. We are joined by your votes from…
People’s Pulpies Announcement
Aug 27 • 2 min
Hi all! This is just an announcement/reminder to vote in the People’s Pulpies by August 30th. To access the survey, go to 33pulp.com/listen or click this link https://forms.gle/ZRkS5DHXyux6nv1g8 (Also: the answer to the question/statement at the end is…
Some Sort of Spell Part 3: From Zero to Salmon Sandwich
Aug 20 • 66 min
In this episode, Kate tells us about a road trip to the English countryside, a quick detour to France, a quick trip to an Italian villa, and a conspiracy with long-term consequences. Also: VOTE IN THE FIRST EVER PEOPLE’S PULPIES! Using an app that’s…
Some Sort of Spell Part 2: 24” Nips
Aug 13 • 58 min
Our show reconstructs books that have been divided into thirds and assigned to three different hosts. We then recap the book in full over three episodes. In this episode, Courtney tells us about an epic non-birthday dinner, reveals a nominee for the…
Some Sort of Spell Part 1: Testicular Prints
Aug 6 • 57 min
Our show reconstructs books that have been divided into thirds and assigned to three different hosts. We then recap the book in full over three episodes. In this episode, Linzi recaps the first third of Some Sort of Spell by Frances Roding. In this…
The Penetrator - The Target is H Part 3: All Penetration Bulletin
Jul 30 • 79 min
Our show reconstructs books that have been divided into thirds and assigned to three different hosts. We then recap the book in full over three episodes. In this episode, and over the course of several ambushes, we are reminded Mark Hardin can penetrate…
The Penetrator - The Target is H Part 2: Midnight Rehearsal
Jul 23 • 85 min
Our show reconstructs books that have been divided into thirds and assigned to three different hosts. We then recap the book in full over three episodes. In this episode, Rob from Interrupted Tales and Parasitecology choo choo chooses to reveal where…
The Penetrator - The Target is H Part 1: A Song of Ice and Penetration
Jul 16 • 69 min
Our show reconstructs books that have been divided into thirds and assigned to three different hosts. We then recap the book in full over three episodes. In this episode, Alan from Interrupted Tales and Parasitecology introduces us to a whole slew of…
Buddies Part 3: Part of Your World
Jul 9 • 46 min
Linzi’s third picks up RIGHT where Alysa’s ended! After that, there’s mail day, a bit of Camper’s Cuisine, and a pensive bus ride home. Ugly and unfunny Wanda comes back but, you know, those are things that make her…reliable?
Buddies Part 2: Cannibal Cooking Pot
Jul 2 • 39 min
Alysa Lucas of Best Forevers and Fataliteas rejoins us for a whole book! In this episode, she recaps the second third of Barbara Park’s Buddies. A lot of things happen in this episode: we realize the teens are actually sociopath CEOs, we meet the Heath…
Buddies Part 1: We’re Conferned
Jun 25 • 48 min
Alysa Lucas of Best Forevers and Fataliteas rejoins us for a whole book! In this episode, OG Pulp host Amber returns to recap the first third of Barbara Park’s Buddies. This episode is ostensibly about a 13 year-old’s trip to summer camp, but also…
The Chiffon Scarf Part 3: All Eyes on the Piano Man
Jun 18 • 62 min
Linzi recaps the conclusion to The Chiffon Scarf in our first FOUR-PERSON book recap! In this episode, Dorothy comes out of the woodwork, we still don’t understand Averill’s family tree, and Eden says yes. Twice. **NB: So…Daniel WAS present for this ep,…
The Chiffon Scarf Part 2: Lady Fingerprints
Jun 11 • 77 min
Mary and Mike recap this middle third of The Chiffon Scarf in our first FOUR-PERSON book recap! In this episode, they each take 16.67% (rounded up) of the middle third and walk us through some major developments: there’s more bad news for the Blaine…
The Chiffon Scarf Part 1: Shut Up and Eat Your Flapjacks
Jun 4 • 76 min
The Chiffon Scarf (1939) is Daniel’s last book this season! In his episode, we meet SEVERAL characters, some of whom meet their demise. Protagonist Eden Shore hopes to deliberately induce marriage, Averill Blaine invites only her best enemies to her…
All the Single Ladies: Avengers Endgame (2019)
May 28 • 72 min
We watched a movie! Together! In 4D! Which meant we saw a recent movie! Our companion episode for Stalker from the Stars is our review and recap of Avengers Endgame (2019). Hear our thoughts on 4D movies, on the movie itself, and possible futures for the…
Stalker From the Stars Part 3: Stiffy?
May 21 • 59 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the conclusion to Len Wein, Marv Wolfman, and Joseph Silva’s Stalker From the Stars (1978), where the Hulk is here to pump you up, someone Sh’mballah’s away, and Jesus makes an assist. Featuring Jessie from Alphabet Flight and…
Stalker From the Stars Part 2: Under the Circumstances…
May 14 • 44 min
In our episode: Jessie recaps the second third of Len Wein, Marv Wolfman, and Joseph Silva’s Stalker From the Stars (1978), where Linda cracks jokes, Quartermain isSMASHCUT, and planet earth gets an out-of-town (out of space!) exile. Featuring Jessie from…
Stalker From the Stars Part 1: He Came Looking For Work
May 7 • 59 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the first third of Len Wein (“Ween”), Marv Wolfman, and Joseph Silva’s Stalker From the Stars (1978), where Rick needs man’s work, we see the dangers of driverless cars, and General Thunderbolt Ross initiates Operation Pea…
Season 5 Announcement!
Apr 30 • 5 min
We’re back….next week! We’ll kick off Season 5 with the book Stalker From the Stars.
OFF-SEASON TOUR: _THE BEAR_ BY TAYLOR
Apr 16 • 4 min
Hello friends! In this final stop of our off-season tour, Linzi reads a short story written by her niece Taylor. The story is about life, death, discovery, and transformation. There’s a critique of the US healthcare system and a bold proclamation about…
OFF-SEASON TOUR: The Herpes of the Opera from Ignorance Was Bliss
Apr 9 • 79 min
In our second stop in this off-season tour, we visit the podcast Ignorance Was Bliss and its host, Kate! In this episode, Spoop Hour Courtney and I join Kate to talk about The Phantom of the Opera. We discuss things like how we lost our Phantom virginity,…
OFF-SEASON TOUR: Amelia Bedelia and “Hiatus” with Taylor
Apr 2 • 4 min
We’re still thinking of you, dear listener! In this micro ep, Taylor comes back to talk about one of her favorite books (that she hasn’t read in a while), explain some social ramifications of cutting up your employers towels, and learn a new word. —…
The Pulpies: Season 4
Mar 19 • 57 min
In our season 4 finale, Daniel and Linzi remember the good (and the bad) of this season’s books: Claudia and the First Thanksgiving, Do Not Murder Before Christmas, Ghosts I Have Been, The Panorama Egg, and The Secret of the Old Clock. We’re 33% Pulp and…
Youth Sleuths for Truth: Dr. Alysa Lucas on Nancy Drew (2007)
Mar 12 • 73 min
Alysa Lucas joins us to discuss the 2007 movie, Nancy Drew. Join to hear us talk about the on-brand sleuth savant and terrible pranks in this surprisingly star-studded adaptation. It’s the new sincerity! Check out Alysa’s podcasts: Best Forevers…
Nancy Drew - The Secret of the Old Clock Part 3: Preposterous Walrus
Mar 5 • 48 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the final third of Carolyn Keene’s Nancy Drew: The Secret of the Old Clock, where Nancy is thirsty for some clock, Judy gets an education, and the deserving poor get their revenge. — Follow and chat with us on social media:…
Nancy Drew - The Secret of the Old Clock Part 2: Nancy Comes Out of the Closet
Feb 26 • 55 min
In our episode: Guest host Maxwell from Relic: The Lost Treasure Podcast recaps the second third of Carolyn Keene’s Nancy Drew: The Secret of the Old Clock, where mercury is in retrograde, gossip is the law of the land, and Nancy surprises some schemey…
Nancy Drew - The Secret of the Old Clock Part 1: Tragic Boat Explosion
Feb 19 • 65 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the first third of Carolyn Keene’s Nancy Drew: The Secret of the Old Clock, where gossip isn’t evidence, the Heathers shank a dress, and the Hoovers get a nice surprise. — Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter:…
The Panorama Egg Part 3: ¡Hola!
Feb 12 • 89 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the second third of A.E. Silas’ The Panorama Egg, where Archer and Nayan/Tsiel make their own pool floaties, Archer continues being weirdly sexist, and finally battles the Sr of Nym. — Follow and chat with us on social media:…
The Panorama Egg Part 2: Fly Honeys
Feb 5 • 48 min
In our episode: Guest host Jessie from Alphabet Flight and Creepy Critters recaps the second third of A.E. Silas’ The Panorama Egg, where Archer stabs some Tigermen, Nayan’s true identity is revealed, and the Melaklos rides a giant flying snek. — Follow…
The Panorama Egg Part 1: Cupping Each Other’s Deltas
Jan 29 • 87 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the first third of A. E. Silas’ The Panorama Egg, where Archer wakes up naked in a tavern, a magician erects a space-time barrier, and the Autumn Festival ends with a bang. — Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter:…
Podfriends, A Less or More Accurate History of the RMS Queen Mary, and a Visit to the Psychic
Jan 22 • 53 min
This is a weird episode but, really, how could it not be? It begins with an “inspired by a true story” history of the RMS Queen Mary. Then the episode turns to how Linzi met Courtney of Spoop Hour and Maxwell of Relic IN PERSON (also featuring…
Ghosts I Have Been Part 3: Tearing The Fabric Of Polite Society
Jan 15 • 75 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the final third of Richard Peck’s Ghosts I Have Been, where Blossom’s mum does a little remodeling, Blossom shakes hands with The Queen, and Miss Dabney finds true love. — Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter:…
Ghosts I Have Been Part 2: Thoroughly Shook
Jan 8 • 74 min
In our episode: Courtney from Spoop Hour recaps the second third of Richard Peck’s Ghosts I Have Been, where Blossom and Alexander play hookie, Alexander gets up to his nips in trouble, and Miss Spaulding cancels recess. — Follow and chat with us on…
Ghosts I Have Been Part 1: Sunny Thoughts and Busy Fingers
Jan 1 • 72 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the first third of Richard Peck’s Ghosts I Have Been, where Blossom carries out an elaborate prank, Leti gets attacked on the playground, and Miss Dabney runs over a small child with her electric car. Happy New Year! — Follow…
Do Not Murder Before Christmas Part 3: Nothing Stays Secret On Gay Street
Dec 25, 2018 • 91 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the final third of Jack Iams’ Do Not Murder Before Christmas, where Mrs. Derwent throws some serious shade, The Hammer gets suspended, and Mrs. P comes to the rescue. Happy Holidays! — Follow and chat with us on social media:…
Do Not Murder Before Christmas Part 2: Eileen’s Third Tassel
Dec 18, 2018 • 72 min
In our episode: Courtney recaps the second third of Jack Iams’ Do Not Murder Before Christmas, where CSI is not a thing yet, Rocky holds his own Christmas party, and Jane enjoys eating regularly. — Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter:…
Do Not Murder Before Christmas Part 1: Come On Eileen
Dec 11, 2018 • 73 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the first third of Jack Iams’ Do Not Murder Before Christmas, where we meet Shady Hollow’s Santa, Gay Street isn’t actually for gay people, and nobody spills their tea. — Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter:…
Claudia and the First Thanksgiving Part 3: Secret Agenda to Corrupt Young Minds
Dec 4, 2018 • 36 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the final third of Ann M. Martin’s Claudia and the First Thanksgiving, where Ms. Garcia’s class is told to tone down their play, the BSC members come up with protest slogans, and full-grown adults spit at 6th graders. — Follow…
Claudia and the First Thanksgiving Part 2: Squanto, Fratricide, and Pumpkin Pie
Nov 27, 2018 • 23 min
In our episode: Amber recaps the second third of Ann M. Martin’s Claudia and the First Thanksgiving, where the Ms. Garcia’s class cast their play, Kristy admits to murder, and Abby puts some parents in their place. — Follow and chat with us on social…
Claudia and the First Thanksgiving Part 1: Thanksgiving of DOOM
Nov 20, 2018 • 45 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the first third of Ann M. Martin’s Claudia and the First Thanksgiving, where the BSC members learn how to read (bias in news publications), Ms. Garcia’s 8th grade class is woke AF, and Claudia hums about pie. — Follow and…
Podiversary + Happy Thanksgiving + Season 4 Announcement!
Nov 15, 2018 • 16 min
In this minisode, Daniel and Linzi reflect on 33% Pulp’s first birthday, wish listeners a Happy Thanksgiving, and discuss the upcoming season! — Episode Editor: Linzi
Season 4 Announcement!
Oct 23, 2018 • 2 min
Hi all! We’ll be taking a BRIEF publishing break until 11/15. Fear not: we’re still reading, recording, and putting together a massive season 4 for you in the meantime. Keep an eye out for our FIRST EVER podiversary episode on November…
Season 3 Addendum: Crabs with Taylor
Oct 21, 2018 • 2 min
Linzi ran into a very important person last month and recorded this! Enjoy this micro-episode!
The Pulpies: Season 3
Oct 16, 2018 • 49 min
In our season 3 finale, Daniel and Linzi remember the good (and the bad) of this season’s books: Badge of Evil, Dinner at Deviant’s Palace, Small World, War Gamers’ World, and Killer Crabs. Linzi’s excited. Are you? — Check out Stories of Yore and Yours!…
Killer Crabs Part 3: Poor Timing For A Murder
Oct 9, 2018 • 65 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the final third of Guy N. Smith’s Killer Crabs, where he defends Caroline’s depth, Cliff explains the two things that can change a man, and Shannon gets up close and personal with a giant crab. — Follow and chat with us on…
Killer Crabs Part 2: That Seems Like A Non Sequitur
Oct 2, 2018 • 52 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the second third of the Guy N. Smith’s Killer Crabs and explains why she dislikes Caroline more than Rawley Voorst (of Season 1 book The Pleasure Tube). Also: Harvey remembers a dinosaur fact, and Cliff discovers the Crabs’…
Killer Crabs Part 1: The Safe Word is “Pineapple”
Sep 25, 2018 • 56 min
In our episode: Guest host, Amber, recaps the first third of the Guy N. Smiths, Killer Crabs, his sequel to Night of the Crabs, where nature will end you, Klin organizes a vigilante fisherman’s militia, and Carolyn has multiple orgasms. — Follow and chat…
War Gamers’ World Part 3: Right in the Motherfkn Throat
Sep 18, 2018 • 55 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the final third of Hugh Walker’s War Gamers’ World, translated from the original German by Christine Priest, where we find out the true purpose of Ilara’s ring, Bruss asks Frankari a series of completely legitimate questions,…
War Gamers’ World Part 2: The Centaur Whisperer
Sep 11, 2018 • 59 min
In our episode: Guest host Aric recaps the second third of Hugh Walker’s War Gamers’ World, translated from German by Christine Priest, where Ilara conveniently loses her top and asks Thuon to pull her finger, Frankari levels up, and Bruss’ sexual…
War Gamers’ World Part 1: Wait. Isn’t That Like Jumanji?
Sep 4, 2018 • 49 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the first third of Hugh Walker’s War Gamers’ World, translated from German by Christine Priest, where torture doesn’t build trust, Thuon whips out his massive sword, and Ilara doesn’t get to make her own decisions. — Follow…
Cujo: the Pillow Murder with Be Kind and Rewind
Aug 30, 2018 • 62 min
Carlos from the Be Kind and Rewind Podcast is on the show to discuss another King’s adaptation: Cujo, the movie! We discuss a bit about King’s inspiration to write a story about a killer St. Bernard, some behind-the-scenes aspects, and give some friendly…
Small World Part 3: Penis Like a Butterball Pop-up Timer
Aug 28, 2018 • 63 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the final third of Tabitha King’s Small World, where Leyna redecorates Doll’s White House, Roger’s penis is like a Butterball turkey pop-up timer, and Dolly and Lucy fight while Nick takes pictures. — Follow and chat with us…
Small World Part 2: Watermelons, Old Tits, and It Gets Worse
Aug 21, 2018 • 90 min
In our episode: Guest host Courtney recaps the second third of Tabitha King’s Small World, where Nick’s penis just does what it wants, Roger gets testicle shivers, and Leyna tries to keep occupied. — Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter:…
Small World Part 1: How To Seduce A Hoarder
Aug 14, 2018 • 70 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the first third of Tabitha King’s Small World, where museums are very sexual places, Nick seduces Lucy with his trash, and Roger finds the “button.” — Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram:…
Dinner Party Minisode!
Aug 9, 2018 • 34 min
You are invited to attend listen to a dinner party (scenario) with us, the Comedy Geek podcast and the Spoop Hour hosts! We start talking about what “deviants” or “deviance” means, then go into fantasy dinner party guests. We talk a little about travel,…
Dinner at Deviant’s Palace Part 3: We’re Not Expecting Donuts
Aug 7, 2018 • 59 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the final third of Tim Powers’ Dinner at Deviant’s Palace, where Rivas receives an unexpected invitation, Urania orders tacos, and Jaybush just needs a buddy. __ Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter: @33_Pulp…
Dinner at Deviant’s Palace Part 2: Crystal Penis
Jul 31, 2018 • 95 min
In our episode: Guest host TJ recaps the second third of Tim Powers’ Dinner at Deviant’s Palace, where Rivas suffers a bout of unspecified depression, gets into it with a trashman, and has a “come to Jaybush” moment. __ Follow and chat with us on social…
Dinner at Deviant’s Palace Part 1: Deformed in Erotically Pleasing Ways
Jul 24, 2018 • 61 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the first third of Tim Powers’ Dinner at Deviant’s Palace, where the future is paid for with booze, Jaybush is the new Jesus, and Rivas hangs out with a couple of pimps. __ Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter:…
Touch of Evil: Dietrich’s Hot Chili
Jul 19, 2018 • 55 min
Luke and James from The Ink to Film Podcast join us for this special companion episode to conclude our Badge of Evil series. We discuss the book’s adaptation Touch of Evil, directed by Orson Welles, starring the man himself, Charlton Heston, and Janet…
Badge of Evil Part 3 : Pew Pew Pew
Jul 17, 2018 • 51 min
In our episode: Linzi recaps the final third of Whit Masterson’s Badge of Evil, where Holt goes to the papers, Quinlan gets ghosted, and stoners love Tony Bennett. — Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp — Credits:…
Badge of Evil Part 2 : That’s Not How Earthquakes Work
Jul 10, 2018 • 54 min
In our episode: Daniel recaps the second third of Whit Masterson’s Badge of Evil, where Holt does a little of his own investigative work, has a friendly chat with an unexpected visitor, and tries to be a responsible gun owner. — Follow and chat with us on…
Badge of Evil Part 1: Pre-connubial Bliss
Jul 3, 2018 • 59 min
In our episode: Guest host Mike recaps the first third of Badge of Evil by Whit Masterson, where Romeo and Juliet trade suicide by poison for blowing up their parents, your American Dream-Wife cleans the guns while cooking dinner, and Holt comes too late…
season 3 announcement
Jun 26, 2018 • 1 min
Hi! We’ll be back next Tuesday with the first part of the book Badge of Evil by Whit Masterson! — Support the show: Thanks to our sponsor, Audible, for giving our listeners a free audiobook through Audibletrial.com/pulp! — Follow and chat with us on…
The Pulpies: Season Two
Jun 19, 2018 • 50 min
You are hereby invited to the Pulpies Award Ceremony, in which we dis/honor the characters, kisses, and closing lines of the past five books. Who will take home the award for best book?
The Infinitive of Go Part 3: Climaxing In A Diffusion
Jun 12, 2018 • 51 min
Daniel recaps the final third of The Infinitive Of Go, where Justin gets an infinitive complex, Justin and Cinnamon throw a party, and no, really, it’s equivalent exchange.
The Infinitive Of Go Part 2: Genitalia And Existential Crises
Jun 5, 2018 • 46 min
Mike recaps the second third of John Brunner’s scifi novel, The Infinitive Of Go. In it, we learn Justin and Cinnamon’s relationship is totes normal, the true sign of benevolence is a goatee, and world peace can be achieved with pancakes.
The Infinitive of Go Part 1: Let’s Never Talk About Pubic Scalps Again
May 29, 2018 • 47 min
The Infinitive of Go is “to go”…INTO YOUR EARS! Linzi recaps the first third of this science fiction book full of paranoid spies, militarized universities, and a new teleportation technology called “posters.” This episode opens with a bang and ends with a…
House Dick Part 3: Working Girl Makes Good
May 21, 2018 • 50 min
Daniel recaps the final third of House Dick, where Novak keeps his receipts, Julia is left with crappy options, and Novak makes a new friend.
House Dick Part 2: Thoughtful Sucking
May 15, 2018 • 47 min
Linzi recaps the second third of House Dick, where Novak takes a shower with a happy ending, Morely needs to suck harder, and Julia learns that mescaline is not the new ambien. — Goodreads summary of the book: House Dick is one of Hunt’s very…
House Dick Part 1: Settler, Please
May 8, 2018 • 48 min
Sarah, our guest host for this book, delivers the first part of this mystery of murder and missing jewels. We also get a grand introduction to each of our main characters, listed here for reference: Pete Novak: house dick Chalmers Boyd: rich,…
Witches’ Brew: We Love You, Linda
May 1, 2018 • 53 min
In the final companion episode, Sasha and Courtney from the Spoop Hour podcast join Daniel and Linzi to discuss the 1980 film adaptation, Witch’s Brew. We spoke about things that made this movie special, such as Lucifer, pigs, chickens, and the great Teri…
Conjure Wife Part 3: Slippers Are Weapons
Apr 24, 2018 • 69 min
Linzi recaps the final third of Conjure Wife by Fritz Lieber, where… A) your body is a vessel, actually, not a temple B) we discover why phones really suck C) magic is really just like math D) Norman is rescued by a couch (cushion) E) Norman’s got 99…
Night of the Eagle: Where Did This Human Skull Come From?
Apr 19, 2018 • 41 min
Our Conjure Wife coverage extends to three film adaptations that each take a very different approach to the original text. In this episode, Shelby and Jenni from the Wives’ Tales podcast join Daniel and Linzi to discuss the 1962 adaptation “Burn, Witch,…
Conjure Wife Part 2: Horny Hands
Apr 17, 2018 • 58 min
Amber recaps the second third of Conjure Wife by Fritz Lieber, where Norman undergoes a series of unfortunate events, sees his shadow, and has a heart-to-heart with…himself. — Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp…
Weird Woman: Even You Can Create Murder
Apr 12, 2018 • 54 min
Janine from Guess What You’re Gonna Hate? and Courtney from The Cult of Domesticity join Linzi to discuss the 1944 film adaptation of Conjure Wife, Weird Woman. (This ends very differently than the book!) We cover all the bases: floating heads, depictions…
Conjure Wife part 1: Dammit Norman
Apr 10, 2018 • 64 min
Daniel recaps the first third of Conjure Wife by Fritz Lieber, where we meet the Saylor’s, learn some spooky Latin, and our protagonist Norman goes snooping through his wife’s no-no drawer. Thanks to our sponsor, Audible, for giving our listeners a free…
Flash Fiction Contest Finalists!
Apr 3, 2018 • 73 min
Here are our 99-word pulp fiction finalists! This episode, we interview these fine authors and listen to them read their entries. Maxwell from Relic twitter.com/losttreasurepod Morgan from The Frankenpod twitter.com/the Frankenpod Author Tom Steer…
Country Girl part 3: Don’t kiss a gift horse on the mouth
Mar 27, 2018 • 59 min
Daniel recaps the final third of Country Girl by Richard McMullen, where the hosts have to wonder if the author gave Cherryl full mental capacities or just a full rack. Thanks to our sponsor, Audible, for giving our listeners a free audiobook through…
Country Girl part 2: The college years
Mar 20, 2018 • 60 min
Linzi recaps the second third of Country Girl by Richard McMullen, where the names are a little too on-the-nose: Wolfie (the predator), Shep (the protector), and Dee (…the D). Thanks to our sponsor, Audible, for giving our listeners a free audiobook…
Country Girl part 1: Horseback chats
Mar 13, 2018 • 43 min
Amber recaps the first third of Country Girl by Richard McMullen, where we meet Cherryl with two Rs, Cloyd with a C, and a man named Sedge who can’t keep his paunch to himself. Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp Facebook: @33pulppage Web: 33pulp.com…
Odd Girl Out part 3: Calm down, Mary Lou
Mar 6, 2018 • 60 min
Daniel recaps the final third of Odd Girl Out by Ann Bannon. Who gets excommunicated from Alpha Beta? Who stalks Laura in the aisle of a drug store? Who will never amount to a row of beans? Find out in the dramatic finale! Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram:…
Odd Girl Out part 2: Love leftovers
Feb 27, 2018 • 39 min
Linzi recaps the second third of Odd Girl Out by Ann Bannon, where things get hot and heavy… just not for Laura. Everyone’s in love with Beth, Emmy’s in everyone’s business, and everyone reading this book agrees: Chuck’s gotta go. Twitter: @33_Pulp…
Odd Girl Out part 1: Legs (and their uses)
Feb 20, 2018 • 54 min
Amber recaps the first third of Odd Girl Out by Ann Bannon, where Laura is bewildered by trees, buildings, and her feelings toward her sorority sister, Beth. A Twilight-like love triangle emerges, but without the vampires and werewolves. Twitter: @33_Pulp…
Season 2 Announcement
Feb 15, 2018 • 1 min
Hi! We’ll be back next Tuesday with a whole new season of 33% Pulp. Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp Facebook: @33pulppage Web: 33pulp.com Logo adapted from Artemis Smith’s cover for This Bed We Made.
The Pulpies: Season One
Feb 8, 2018 • 45 min
It’s our first ever awards show! We look back at our first five books and hand out awards for Best Villain, Most Likely to Succeed Post-Book, and of course Best Sex Scene. Join us as we explain what an Eiffel Tower is to Linzi and attempt math to…
The Fluger part 3: Hard wads and tender moments
Feb 1, 2018 • 51 min
Amber recaps the thrilling conclusion of The Fluger by Doris Piserchia. Wife kidnappings! Exploding tapes! Good old fashioned wolf attacks! Find out which 11% of 33% Pulp actually enjoyed the ending to this tale of man vs. monster. Twitter: @33_Pulp…
The Fluger part 2: 50 Shades of Grey (Eyes)
Jan 25, 2018 • 55 min
Daniel recaps the second third of The Fluger by Doris Piserchia, where we learn what Kam Shar, the Winged One, and the Beast have in common, and people start getting injected with the technology of the future — tapes! Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp…
The Fluger part 1: Just say no to astrodope
Jan 18, 2018 • 51 min
Linzi recaps the first third of Doris Piserchia’s The Fluger, where an alien with sparkly grey eyes hunts an alien with lightning-resistant skin, and the humans just try not to get eaten. Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp Facebook: @33pulppage Web:…
The Pleasure Tube part 3: Gropesuits and moon loops
Jan 11, 2018 • 59 min
Daniel recaps the final third of Robert Onopa’s The Pleasure Tube. Aswarm in breasts, our hero Rawley Voorst takes a trip to the sun. OR DOES HE? Find out — OR NOT! — in this eerily familiar conclusion. Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp Facebook:…
The Pleasure Tube part 2: The Schwartzchild Solution
Jan 4, 2018 • 51 min
Linzi recaps the second third of Robert Onopa’s The Pleasure Tube. The Pleasure Tube: Sounds fun, right? Well not if you’re Rawley Voorst, whose feelings about women make even the much-anticipated stopover at Las Venus a total bummer. Twitter: @33_Pulp…
The Pleasure Tube part 1: Breakfast fettuccini
Dec 28, 2017 • 63 min
Amber recaps the first third of Robert Onopa’s The Pleasure Tube, where Rawley Voorst attempts to forget what happened in space four years ago. With its sexy jumpsuited staff and exotic adventure menus, a trip on The Pleasure Tube seems like just the…
A Corpse For Christmas part 3: Whodunnit murderwise
Dec 21, 2017 • 58 min
Linzi recaps the finale of Carter Brown’s A Corpse For Christmas. Which of Al Wheeler’s conspiracy theories is the truth? Who’s been waiting in his bed this whole time? Which 33% Pulp host actually has abs? Find out all this and more, resolutionwise, in…
A Corpse For Christmas part 2: Drawstring drama
Dec 14, 2017 • 47 min
Amber recaps part two of A Corpse For Christmas by Carter Brown. With two new bodies on his hands, Lt. Al Wheeler needs to get to the bottom of things before the killer strikes again. He also needs to learn how to read social cues if he ever wants another…
A Corpse For Christmas part 1: Tainted goose
Dec 7, 2017 • 52 min
Daniel recaps the first third of A Corpse For Christmas by Carter Brown, where a dead body is discovered at a party and Santa is the prime suspect.
The Man From Pansy part 3: Miles of flesh
Nov 30, 2017 • 61 min
Amber recaps the final third of The Man From Pansy by Don Rico. Who’s the mastermind behind the gay porn communist blackmail ring? How will Buzz escape without his gun? Just how large is Sugar Popp? Find out now on the shocking conclusion of this very,…
The Man From Pansy part 2: Eau de vagin
Nov 23, 2017 • 69 min
Daniel recaps the second third of The Man From Pansy by Don Rico, where the men have names like Cloud Hopper and Ruff Ryder, and the women never have bras on.
The Man From Pansy part 1: Rugged babies
Nov 16, 2017 • 50 min
Linzi recaps the first third of Don Rico’s The Man From Pansy, where we meet Buzz Cardigan, “the limp-wristed spy who stops at nothing to queer freedom’s enemies.”
Night of the Crabs part 3: Fortnight fiancee
Nov 15, 2017 • 47 min
Daniel recaps the dramatic final third of Guy N. Smith’s Night of the Crabs. Who will prevail? Man or crustacean? Find out now.
Night of the Crabs part 2: The zen of crab
Nov 15, 2017 • 38 min
Linzi recaps the second third of Guy N. Smith’s Night of the Crabs, where newfound lovers Pat and Cliff vomit in unison, crabs throw a tank into the sea, and Pat checks out Cliff’s intention.
Night of the Crabs part 1: Bartholomew’s bad luck
Nov 15, 2017 • 52 min
Amber recaps the first third of Guy N. Smith’s Night of the Crabs. Is Cliff a Botanist or Marine Biologist? Where is Ian and Julie? How many boners can YOU find?