DadJokes

DadJokes

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Your father’s podcast.
Never Have I Ever
Feb 11 • 23 min
Garrett leads Scott and Joey into a game of Never Have I Ever, Parent Edition. The list: https://www.facebook.com/HowToBeADad/posts/2046681902025709. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also…
Put ‘em on the Roof Rack
Jan 28 • 23 min
Joey has a 2018 resolution to use his phone less around his kids. Scott plays diaper roulette. Garrett talks about the low (low!) bar that old people have when it comes to dad expectations. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes:…
I Was a Leash Kid
Jan 11 • 29 min
Scott’s sick (again) after taking a weaponized cough to the eyeball. The guys discuss kids that just wander off, and how one of us was a leash kid (guess who?). Fresh off the heels of the holiday season, Joey has questions about gift-giving philosophy and…
The MacGyver of First World Problems
Dec 23, 2017 • 31 min
Joey is on the road, and he’s set up a recording studio in his parents’ basement using only a Swiss Army knife and a roll of duct tape. Garrett can’t remember the name of his favorite holiday movie. Joey wishes everyone an Earth, Wind, and Fire-riffic…
It’s Colds All the Way Down
Dec 10, 2017 • 25 min
Poor Garrett. He’s feeling under the weather, getting judged by his daycare, and is about to experience a shoe-related intervention. We promise we’ll be nicer to him next time. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes:…
What About the Bulldozer?
Nov 27, 2017 • 23 min
It’s the holiday season! No, not *that* holiday season — this episode is mostly about Halloween, because we’re still working through our recording backlog. It’s like a month-old piece of candy that you just found at the back of the cupboard: a little…
#POUCHFAIL
Nov 12, 2017 • 29 min
Scott channels Indiana Jones at his freezer. Garrett and Joey give their status report on Lean Management Mornings (see ep. 9). The guys discuss a recent Gerber innovation that will change everything you know about pouch-based snacks. Subscribe to…
Dad Max: Fury Road
Oct 29, 2017 • 23 min
_“I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land.”_ Fun fact: the narrator at the beginning of Mad Max 2 was talking about his daycare parking lot at drop-off time. Scott has good news. Garrett’s kid learned a fun new phrase from a classmate.…
Lean Management for Toddlers
Oct 15, 2017 • 25 min
This episode is Serious Business. The guys discuss using Lean Management Strategies with toddlers because, let’s be honest, small kids love focusing on things like key performance indicators, continuous improvement, and process optimization. If you like…
Brosectomy
Oct 1, 2017 • 21 min
Joey is on a new diet, and it doesn’t include cheesesteaks. The guys talk about the latest craze in luxury surgical sterilization. Scott gets advice in preparation for an upcoming road trip. This episode was brought to you by Arby’s™, Squarespace™,…
Baby’s First Car Trip Diaper Blowout Carseat Wash
Sep 17, 2017 • 25 min
Scott can’t stop watching Terrace House on Netflix. Garrett and Joey talk about kids favoring one parent over the other. The boys discuss milestones and baby books. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986…
Welcome to Fatherhood
Sep 3, 2017 • 26 min
We’re *all* dads now! Scott is very very sleepy, but he did come up with a baby-related business idea while on paternity leave. Joey and Garrett take opposing views on baby monitors, and talk about transitioning home with a newborn when there are pets and…
My Parenting Waterloo
Aug 20, 2017 • 33 min
Garrett’s going on vacation, but he’s recording this podcast instead of packing. Scott gets grossed out by mall play areas, and Joey deals with tee-ball chaos. The boys talk about the sartorial stylings of Costco #dadfashion. Subscribe to DadJokes in…
SHORT - It Cakes
Aug 13, 2017 • 3 min
Our next full episode will be ready in a week (blame Scott), so this tidbit will have to hold you over for now. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dadjokes/id1249001986 You can also find us on Facebook:…
Poop Catapult
Jul 30, 2017 • 24 min
Garrett talks about combining family celebrations. Joey tells Scott what he should be worried about with a newborn, and it’s not what he thinks. The boys share stories about pregnancy cravings and gaining sympathy weight from eating all that good, good…
A Bed Full of Mr. Potato Head Parts
Jul 16, 2017 • 26 min
Scott learns how many onesies you really need for a newborn. Joey ruins children’s books. Garrett and Joey help Scott prepare for the clutter that kids bring to a house. The boys brainstorm a new pregnancy-related business idea. Subscribe to DadJokes in…
Don’t Mansplain Breastfeeding
Jul 2, 2017 • 26 min
Joey helps Scott understand the important job of Snack Dad. Garrett brainstorms a new support role for the birth experience. Scott discusses birthing classes, and shares the hottest new piece of tactical baby gear. The boys imagine the best fantasy…
What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
Jun 18, 2017 • 29 min
Joey and Garrett swap bedtime war stories. Scott fills everyone in on nursery progress and the birth plan. The guys discuss their favorite parenting advice. Warning: this one has some swears. Subscribe to DadJokes in iTunes:…