Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People

Hatewatch With Us: A Variety Show for Sarcastic People

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A variety show for sarcastic people.


Christmas In Evergreen 3 and Sense, Sensibility, and Snowmen
Dec 11 • 54 min
Hatewatch Holidays continue this week with two new original movies from the eternally sexless Hallmark Channel. First, we're revisiting Evergreen for the THIRD time with Christmas In Evergreen 3: Tidings of Joy. Our favorite totally real Vermont town is…
Merry Happy Whatever and Wrap Battle
Dec 3 • 43 min
It's the kickoff to Hatewatch Holidays and we're doing our best to get into the holiday spirit by knocking out some very un-merry content from the jump. First we reunite with Kelsey's One True Dad and Kirstie's new Problematic Uncle, Dennis Quaid, in the…
Holiday in the Wild
Nov 26 • 39 min
We are diving in to our 2019 Holiday Hatewatch coverage with old friend Rob Lowe, and new friend Not-Katie-Holmes, in the Netflix Holiday Classic Holiday in the Wild. We've got elephants, we've got white saviors, we've got African Language, and did we…
The Little Mermaid Live
Nov 21 • 40 min
Somehow we're still watching ABC this week as we DIVE IN to The (regrettable) Little Mermaid Live. We air our grievances about the false advertising that led us here, popup countdowns, crowd participation, and Shaggy's apparent kidnapping at the hands of…
Stumptown and Emergence
Nov 13 • 43 min
This week, we are talking about ABC's fall tv offering, but we are ALSO talking about The Barenaked Ladies (again). First, we discuss Stumptown and Kirstie's war on lead female characters on network tv. Then, we try to work through our Downward Dog PTSD…
Derry Girls
Nov 5 • 44 min
Jesus Wept! It only took 2 months but Kirstie has finally watched a Derry Girls and we are finally here to tell you how much we loved it. We explore feelings about 90s music, lingo, character proxies, and these our modern times. Come for the feels, stay…
Score! A Hockey Musical
Oct 22 • 70 min
This week we are playing shinny with the rink rats and just trying to figure out hockey the equation as we bring you exclusive coverage of Score: A Hockey Musical. Brought to you by league propaganda, the Bare Naked Ladies, and Canada, this film is…
Chris Columbus Day: Adventures in Babysitting and Harry Potter
Oct 15 • 46 min
It's everyone's favorite problematic holiday, Chris Columbus Day! Instead of celebrating the historical figure who did the genocide across North America, we are celebrating the casual racism of children's film director Chris Columbus. This year we are…
Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club: Make Each Other Watch A Hatewatch Part 2
Oct 7 • 46 min
We're back (on schedule!) for Part 2 of our regrettable series, Make Each Other Watch A Hatewatch. This week, Kelsey has a moral crisis about watching TV on a laptop as we discuss the MTV series Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. We're so traumatized by the…
Spartacus: Make Each Other Watch A Hatewatch Part 1
Oct 1 • 37 min
In celebration of International Podcast Day (ish), we officially return from our third unexpected hiatus this year with the 10 hour movie that is the Great Poop Tub Flood of 2019. We are Tits Out At The Colosseum for our new two-part format, Make Each…
Flip That Romance
Sep 3 • 55 min
Your favorite hosts are back and here to unlock the Hallmark Channel algorithm as we dig deep into their HGTV fanfic movie, Flip That Romance. Whether you're into flipping or florist-ing, there's something here for everyone(???) as long as you're not a…
Jane the Virgin: The Finale Bind Off
Aug 27 • 43 min
Back to School, Back to Podcast, that's what we always say! We're back from our Second Annual Impromptu Summer Hiatus and we've got hot takes about seasonal beverages as well as the last season of Jane the Virgin. We're totally fine, and everything is…
Below Deck Mediterranean & Hatewatch IRL: Snack Time
Jul 23 • 71 min
All crew! All crew! Please meet us in the bridge for a Hatewatch meeting! Get ready to fill out your preference sheets and drink a whole bottle of wine because we've discovered Below Deck Mediterranean and we can't. stop. watching. After we're done…
Meghan and Harry: A Royal Romance and Becoming Royal
Jul 8 • 85 min
We are back from our spontaneous hiatus, and we are coming in hot with an olive branch….that is…..if that olive branch could be a symbolism lion. We do a lot of journalism about Lifetime's feelings about the television show Suits, symbolism sex boi lion…
Eurovision 2019
May 30 • 56 min
It's that time of year again! That's right folks, Eurovision returned, and despite some streaming dilemmas we persevered to bring you some spicy hot Europop content. Speaking of spicy hot, we kick off with some neat oven safety tips, courtesy of…
Schitt’s Creek
May 14 • 66 min
Everything is fine this week as we roll the dice and stay up way past our knitting curfew to give Kelsey a space to yell about all the reasons she was right about Schitt's Creek. It's an act of gate keeping, friendship, self restraint and shitty…
Music & Lyrics and Someone Great
May 8 • 56 min
It's a romcomducation bonus episode! We're here to discuss the 2007 rom-com Music & Lyrics, starring our problematic fave, Hugh Grant. Mostly we just want to talk about how all we want to do is find a way back into loveeeeeee. Then we're jumping to some…
Game of Themes
Apr 24 • 64 min
As a member of society, you may or may not be subject to this dark time in television, as Game of Thrones is back on television and winter is here. We are dutifully recapping Game of Thrones over at our other podcast, Our Watch Has Ended, but in the…
Our Watch Has Ended: The First Official Episode, Bleed for the Brands
Apr 12 • 57 min
It's the first NEW episode of our NEW PODCAST, Our Watch Has Ended: A Game Of Thrones Hatewatch. You can subscribe at our new feed by searching for Our Watch Has Ended anywhere you find podcasts! Subscribe there for weekly episodes all through season 8!…
Jane the Virgin and Abby’s
Apr 2 • 60 min
This week we are two hosts who are feeling confident about what we have prepared for you: two shows that have names, a show that gives us feelings and a show that doesn't, and a rundown of the ways our heros have failed us. We watched Jane the Virgin and…
Return to Cottage Life UK: Cabins in the Wild and House Doctor
Mar 27 • 75 min
We're revisiting our favorite network in our hearts this week and have found some gems from Netflix's selection of Cottage Life UK content. However, we don't visit Netflix without generating a few gripes, and we have A LOT OF THEM because Netflix has…
The Night Shift and Manifest
Mar 14 • 61 min
This week, we're judging NBC and their choices in the drama category from the past few years. First, we're talking about two buuuckwild episodes of The Night Shift, a summer medical/military drama that just did a lot of things badly. Next up is Manifest,…
Legends of Tomorrow and Everwood
Mar 5 • 48 min
Thanks to a listener suggestion, we spend this week's episode down a rabbit hole known as the WB Then and Now, Pilot Palooza Bonus Round, Make Kirstie Watch An Everwood, or The Greg Berlanti Factor. We bring you in depth reporting such as show runner…
Sweet Home Alabama and Sitcom Living Rooms
Feb 27 • 65 min
It's a real grab bag of hatewatch nostalgia this week! Fate leads us to revisit Kirstie's "favorite romcom of all time," Sweet Home Alabama, and we have some thoughts about low rise flare jeans and jokes that make us uncomfortable in 2019. After a brief…
Stay Here and Instant Hotel
Feb 20 • 68 min
It's the Five Star Podcast experience for the Five Star guest. Luxury! Social Media Moments! Relax and recharge in this chic episode with beautiful, expansive views of the Netflix shows Stay Here and Instant Hotel. Whether you love a knitting show or are…
Tidying Up with Marie Kondo and A Winter Princess
Feb 12 • 72 min
Before we begin this episode, let's take a moment to greet the podcast home. You know what that means: it's finally time to talk Tidying Up with Marie Kondo. Spark joy with us on this adventure as Kirstie spends the entire segment masterfully avoiding…
Pilot Palooza 2018
Feb 4 • 86 min
It's that time of year where we look at the television landscape, put on our best White Savior Doctor lab coats and say, "How can I help?" We entered our third Pilot Palooza with a lot of hopes and dreams, and as it turned out nothing was our shit. After…
Bind Off: Outlander Season 4
Jan 27 • 53 min
Like the mustache on a young hero's face or the thunder in one's pants, we have arrived once again at the end of another season of Outlander. Join us as we trade our gloats and gripes for the season and try to come to terms with challenging ideas such as…
The 2018 Really F*cking Good Television Awards Show (For Nice People Only)
Jan 16 • 77 min
We survived post-holiday laziness, a laggy connection, poor editing choices, and the flu to get this episode out there to y’all, but we finally did it! We’re wrapping up 2018 with everybody’s favorite awards show, The Really F%cking Good Television Awards…
The Christmas Chronicles and A Christmas Prince 2: The Royal Wedding
Dec 18, 2018 • 74 min
Y'all better buckle up because drunk Santa is driving this podcast sleigh this week. In this very special episode of Netflix, What Have You Done? Christmas Edition, we're airing our grievances about The Christmas Chronicles and A Christmas Prince 2: The…
Pride, Prejudice, and Mistletoe and A Shoe Addict’s Christmas
Dec 11, 2018 • 60 min
It's our last installment of Hatewatch Hallmark before moving on to the endless bounty of off-brand Christmas movies, so we are coming in hot this week. We start with the sequel to our Outlander Store Dot Com special: A Novice's Guide to Destiny Dice and…
Road to Christmas and Christmas In Evergreen: Letters to Santa
Dec 4, 2018 • 60 min
It's #HatewatchHallmark Vermont week! We watch Road to Christmas, where Kirstie learns how to identify a Chad Michael Murray in the wild, then it's like Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again! all over again as we revisit our favorite town with an inexplicable…
Christmas At Pemberley Manor and Princess Switch
Nov 27, 2018 • 83 min
Its the most wonderful time of the year, #HatewatchHallmark 2018! We are kicking off the season with Hallmark's Christmas at Pemberley Manor, which features a breakdown of Hallmark's many adaptive failures of classic literature, a few jokes at the expense…
TV Weddings and Outlander Store Dot Com
Nov 21, 2018 • 70 min
We're going back to the archives this week with an episode we recorded when we "hadn't talked about Outlander in a while" (what?). Kirstie also drinks one 5.2% ABV beer, so get hype. We kick things off with a discussion of TV wedding tropes, and Kelsey…
Bind Off: Outlander Season 4 Premier
Nov 8, 2018 • 48 min
Droughtlander is over folks! We are binding off the season premier of Outlander and we're kicking it off with our greatest hits: Sam Heughan's tight white pants, tricorns, Starz market research, Sam Heughan market research, and heated debates about the…
Mamma Mia, Here We Go [Again]
Nov 2, 2018 • 69 min
Today we bestow upon you multiple surprises! First, it's a surprise midweek episode! Consider this a peace offering for being late on our regular episode this week. We are bringing you the truest spirit of Hatewatch with both of the Mamma Mia movies! The…
American Girl Stories: Ivy and Melody
Oct 31, 2018 • 50 min
This Halloween we bring you only the spoo000o0o0o0o0o0o00kiest content: an episode a week late, more American Girl movies, and yet another installment of Listen to Kirstie and Kelsey Look at the Internet! We BYOB'd our American Girl stories and learned…
Hallmark Christmas Preview and Little Italy
Oct 16, 2018 • 63 min
This week's episode is a testiment to women who have it all and the compromises they have to make, such as finding the time to record an entire episode in one sitting. In our first recording session we bring you your favorite segment, Listen to Kirstie…
Hatewatch Holiday: COLUMBUS DAY 2018
Oct 9, 2018 • 70 min
It's time for one of our favorite Hatewatch Holidays: Christopher Columbus Day! We carry on the Hatewatch tradition of spending some time with the first two Harry Potter films. This year it's Chamber of Secrets and while we have a lot of gripes about the…
Return from Hiatus and Netflix, What Have You Done?
Oct 2, 2018 • 57 min
This week we are taking you through the hole in the fabric of space-time, back 5 weeks to our first attempt at returning from hiatus. It was a simpler time when Kirstie was getting a lot less sleep and watching a lot more TV, and Kelsey was living her…
The Emmys and Ready Player One
Sep 24, 2018 • 62 min
WE'RE READY!!!!! Lol get it? We're back from hiatus with content timely and not at all timely. First, Kelsey takes one for th team and reprots back on watching this year's Emmys. Honestly, we could have probably stayed on hiatus for this one. Then we're…
Adventures in Summer Reality TV
Aug 28, 2018 • 54 min
This week, we're checking in from hiatus with a very special guest - the good and great Frank Ramblings from Beer With Geeks, Supergirl TV Talk, and more! We're here to bring you some quality field reporting on the summer reality TV landscape, a place…
Things We Refuse to Watch and Regrettable Hobbies
Jul 31, 2018 • 54 min
Even though we're on semi-hiatus, we're still here bringing you spicy hot new content! Actually, this content is very old, and we're just bad at editing these days. This week's episode pulls from our favorite grab bag, the one that Pop Culture Happy Hour…
Arrested Development and Little Italy
Jul 2, 2018 • 65 min
Back when we recorded this, we were so relevant and ready for our cultural moment. But then the internet betrayed us and thus we were lost to time much like the two time-warping topics we have for you this week. First, we talk about the new season of…
The Americans and Fast Food Talk
Jun 19, 2018 • 66 min
We're a little late but still celebrating Kelsey's week of content delight and talking about The Americans' series finale. Then, we borrow an idea from PCHH fan requests and discuss fast food restaurants. Kirstie has some advice for road trippers and…
Nerducation Redeux: Kelsey Watched A Star War
Jun 5, 2018 • 58 min
There's another Star War in theaters which means its time for another Hatewatch. This time its Kelsey who DELIGHTEDLY takes one for the team by seeing SOLO: A Star Wars Story and bringing back a whole universe of feelings, thesis ideas, and attractive…
The One With More Eurovision
May 30, 2018 • 43 min
This week, we're revisiting Eurovision 2018 and talking about the semifinalists, because we just can't get enough Eurovision here on Hatewatch With Us. You're in for a lot of middling, forgettable songs, and Kelsey drinking juuust enough wine to make…
Rule No.3 and The Brooklyn 99 Blame Game
May 22, 2018 • 57 min
If you're looking for more jokes about ship flags, you've come to the right place. This episode begins with an adventure into Scrabble content that goes to a real weird place. Then, we have a fight complete with media criticism trash talk about Brooklyn…
Eurovision 2018
May 14, 2018 • 66 min
Hoist up your ship flags folks because we are #AllAboard for one of the most important Hatewatch Holiday's of the entire year, Eurovision 2018!! We came prepared with Scorecards, Bingo, non-alcoholic gummy bears, and only one mic. We provide our…
Hatewatch Our Feels: Jane the Virgin
May 9, 2018 • 61 min
This episode was delayed by engagements, dog bites, multiple internet outages, and a general feeling in the universe that time is meaningless. But Captain Feelings is a persistent one, and we made it through this feelings journey just for you, our dear…
Netflix, What Have You Done: When We First Met and Series of Unfortunate Events
Apr 24, 2018 • 64 min
The theme of this episode is Netflix, What Have You Done? But it also could have been Soda, What Have You Done? Sweet Tea, What Have You Done? IMDB Pro, What Have You Done? We BYOB two Netflix originals. Kelsey watched the Netflix Original RomCom When We…
Outlander Omnibus: Outlander VS Game of Thrones
Apr 19, 2018 • 85 min
If you’ve ever wondered how long it takes to travel the King’s Road by horse, highlander, or dragon, or if you’d like to know the difference between seas and oceans, look no further than this, our final episode of the Outlander Omnibus! That’s right…
Alex Inc and Podcast TV
Apr 11, 2018 • 60 min
Everyone's favorite Tuesday-Adjacent podcast is back to get a little meta as we talk about podcasts becoming tv shows and tv shows about podcasts trying to become podcasts companies……or something. We start with the new Zack Braff show Alex Inc., where we…
Outlander Omnibus: MARK ME
Apr 5, 2018 • 90 min
The good news about this episode is that the Outlander Omnibus is back! The bad news? We promise you two segments but only deliver on one! We promise, it’s actually kind of worth it. We’ll force our feelings upon you, talk about memorable moments and…
Secret Shopper and Weekend Aristocrats
Mar 27, 2018 • 72 min
This week we bring you a gift of pure delight. Two shows full of field trips, lessons learned, and throwbacks to other classic hatewatches. We call this, "Cottage Life, UK". First, we bring you Mary Portus, Secret Shopper, where we visit a bridal shop and…
Outlander Omnibus: Je Suis Prest for the Men of Outlander
Mar 23, 2018 • 83 min
Something strange happened with this episode, as if it fell through the stones at Cragh na dun and got lost for a few days before finding its way back to these, our modern times. Or at least that’s the story we’re going with to explain why this episode is…
Reality TV BYOB and The Oscars…Kind Of
Mar 13, 2018 • 67 min
Nothing says content rut like forgetting what both of your segments were and deciding on them by accident. This week we're bringing back a good old fashion BYOB with Glam Masters and Skin Wars. We discuss weird reality TV tropes, compare elimination…
Outlander Omnibus: Outlander, An American Girl Story and Sorting Outlander
Mar 6, 2018 • 61 min
The time has finally come friends! The Outlander Omnibus has arrived and we are the most hype. First, we introduce you to our unconventional take on the show, Outlander: An American Girl Story. We cover all the hits like Meet Claire! Claire Learns A…
Bachelor Winter Games and A Princess For Christmas
Feb 26, 2018 • 59 min
Listen DingleDorks, don't let the name of this episode scare you. It may say Christmas up there but we're really just talking about questionably constructed romances and Sam Heughan's Thighs. We're starting off in the Motherland with Bachelor Winter Games…
Brojects and Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party
Feb 20, 2018 • 52 min
The red thread of this week's topics is chicken wings, so it's bound to be a good one. First, we're revisiting our friends at Cottage Life Network, where we spend some time in Nova Scotia tracking lobsters through the woods with our one true handy brother…
The Bad Place and The Good Place
Feb 12, 2018 • 70 min
Worlds collide in this episode as you, the listener, get to join us just hours after we learned that the Daves (of Game of Thrones fame) would be given a Star War. We yell, we make bets, we have feelings. This is our bad place folks. Then we take the…
What Fresh Hell Is This? The Resident and Spring TV Preview
Feb 1, 2018 • 71 min
We're a day late but happy to be here to bring you the latest edition of What Fresh Hell Is This? This time, we're talking selfies, bad back tattoos, and murder doctors in - you definitely guessed it - the new Fox medical drama The Resident. Then we're…
Cheapest Weddings and Randos of Facebook
Jan 22, 2018 • 53 min
This week we're tackling two classic Hatewatches. First, we start with the Australian import Cheapest Weddings, aka: the Randos of Facebook of Reality TV. The are red carpets, gossipy bowling alleys, tropical storms, crochet wedding dresses, and lots of…
The Really F*cking Good Television Awards Show (For Nice People Only)
Jan 16, 2018 • 88 min
We did it, we managed to emerge from our Outlander binge to record our first annual Really Fcking Good Television Awards Show (For Nice People Only)! And truly, we deserve an award just for that. In this, our most awkwardly timed episode, we honor the…
Pilot Palooza 2017
Jan 9, 2018 • 67 min
It's our second favorite Hatewatch Holiday of the year! Pilot Palooza is back with all the shows we didn't watch in 2017. We start with a retrospective of the shows we watched during last year's Pilot Palooza and get emotional about all the friends we've…
Holiday Special 2017
Dec 29, 2017 • 67 min
We're celebrating Life Day with our friends from Beer With Geeks as we hatewatch the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special! Find Beer With Geeks and more at ThoughtBubbleAudio.com. We're members of the Thought Bubble Audio Network. Find us at:…
Bind Off: The Last Jedi and Nerducation
Dec 26, 2017 • 32 min
While you wait in anticipation for our very special holiday episode, we're throwing y'all a very special Bind Off of Nerducation this week. That's right, we're here to talk about The Last Jedi, and SPOILER ALERT we're hot for Adam Driver. Kirstie has some…
A Christmas Prince and Christmas in Evergreen
Dec 19, 2017 • 74 min
Last week we told you a story about wanting to limit our Christmas content. This week we said fuck it. First we're coming in hot with another installment of Netflix, What Have You Done? We talk about A Christmas Prince, princess shit, whether or not…
American Girl Christmas and The Mistletoe Inn
Dec 13, 2017 • 58 min
This episode of Hatewatch With Us is funny, smart, AND festive - a triple threat! First, we’re talking about the Amazon Original American Girl movie, Maryellen: An Extraordinary Christmas and hoo boy is it ever extraordinary. We learn about transporting…
#Twinning: The Parent Trap and Switched At Christmas
Dec 5, 2017 • 69 min
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM. This week we are going all in on stories about twins switching lives and #twinning. First, we revisit Kelsey's Formative Media and have a long overdue conversation about The Parent Trap. There's some breaking wine news…
Buy Herself and Christmas Festival of Ice
Nov 28, 2017 • 73 min
Get your JumpFunders ready friends because we're heading to The Capitol with some solo house hunters and some ice sculptures. And guess what - Kelsey wrote this whole description BUY HERSELF. First up this week, Sandra Rinomato and her pink tape measure…
Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving and The Sweetest Christmas
Nov 21, 2017 • 60 min
Pass the cranberry sauce! We're having mashed potatoes! It's our Thanksgiving special and we're thankful for you! This week we're starting with an overview of all the Thanksgiving themed episodes, from Linda songs to Bob being a sad sack. Spoiler alert:…
Nerducation Part 3: Kirstie Wants Everyone To Stop Boning
Nov 14, 2017 • 78 min
A long time ago in a podcast far far away…… Episode 3, Kirstie Wants Everyone To Stop Boning. Kirstie and Kelsey have returned to their home hatewatch of Star Wars to rescue their friend Rebel Hot Pilot from the clutches of Kirstie's surprise Anti-Rom-Com…
Designated Survivor and The Writer’s Strike
Nov 7, 2017 • 68 min
This episode stands as a Monument to the sheer force of the human spirit as we overcome our various afflictions to bring you some kind of shit related to Designated Survivor using the Lucas Method of Hatewatch. Break out your hoody and your Warby Parkers…
Ghosted and Brooklyn Nine Nine Halloween
Oct 31, 2017 • 40 min
Guys, don't even get us started on the history of Trick or Treating. We are in a very Spooo0o00o0o0o0o0oooo0000py mood for this, our first Hallo00oo0o0o0o0oooweeen special. We've got the ghosts of bad costumes, trick or treat horror stories, and two…
Norsemen and Reno My Reno
Oct 24, 2017 • 45 min
This week we are channeling the full spirit of Li'l Hygge with two shows that are members of Li'l Hygge's Knitting Corner. We start with the Netflix original, Norsemen, which is equal parts Game of Thrones, Monty Python, and poop. We apologize. Then, we…
Nerducation: Episode 2 George Takes the Wheel
Oct 17, 2017 • 81 min
A long time ago, in a podcast far far away…. Episode 2, George Takes the Wheel. The greedy Trade Federation has stopped all haircuts in all the films of 2005, making this the Year Without the Haircut for jedis, wizards, and elves alike. Over 20,000 Jedi…
Hatewatch Holiday: Chris Columbus Day
Oct 9, 2017 • 55 min
It's one of the biggest Hatewatch Holidays of the year! Get you a guy who can do just one, because it's Chris Columbus Day! Join Kirstie, Kelsey and her bread starter in celebrating the second most douchiest Chris Columbus we know by covering two of his…
Nerducation: Make Kirstie Watch A Star War, Part 1
Oct 3, 2017 • 90 min
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away……Episode 1, Make Kirstie Watch A Star War. It is a time of cultural awakening. Kirstie admits that she has never seen A Star War, and Kelsey must guide her through the Original Trilogy. Danger lurks in the stars…
Thunderpants and The Wine Show
Sep 26, 2017 • 40 min
This week is apparently all about short British men. First, we maybe get a little too close to rules 34 and 36 of the internet with Rupert Grint's most famous cinematic masterpeice, Thunderpants. We watched a two hour fart joke so we could spend a half…
FacebookTube and Formative Media Live
Sep 19, 2017 • 43 min
LOOK INTO MY EYES. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. We are in the same place at the same time for the same reason! That's right, Kirstie and Kelsey finally got the opportunity to record in the same room and it went……about as well as you'd expect. For our A…
Bind Off: The Emmys 2017
Sep 18, 2017 • 29 min
The 2017 Emmy Awards happened and guess who got to watch the live broadcast: WE DID! Listen to our post-award show coverage to find out who got ready to Sexy Getting Ready Song, hear all of our Gripes, Hatewatch Our Joy, and be there for the creation of…
What Fresh Hell Is This and Qwikster Day
Sep 11, 2017 • 56 min
This week we literally had to fight off a curse which included coffee spills, jacked up audio, and a mid-recording spider ambush in order to bring you this glorious content. We've got our Fall Tv Preview, complete with the return of everyone's favorite…
What’s For Sale? With A View and Simulator Nostalgia
Sep 5, 2017 • 57 min
We’re kicking things off this week with an exciting podcast update – you’re listening to the newest members of the Thought Bubble Audio network! Get super hype because we’ll tell you all about it. Then, it’s the same shit, different House Hunters, as we…
Disney Channel Originals and Lies Pinterest Tells You
Aug 29, 2017 • 50 min
Burn Out Month continues as y'all work through Kirstie and Kelsey's pre-vacation recording backlog. We promise, we're back in full force next week. In an attempt to enjoy a pure Hatewatch, Kirstie and Kelsey try watching the Disney Channel Original Movies…
Bind Off: Game of Thrones S7E7
Aug 28, 2017 • 39 min
We've had a lot of fun this season, from our discount liquor store wine to our discount liquor store plot. This Sunday, we're starting with the Li'l Finger News Bulletin. We include an important update on the Game of Thrones Fantasy League, have as many…
Podcast Admiration and Formative Media 2.0
Aug 22, 2017 • 72 min
Sometimes we're in a Chick-Fil-A in Nashua and we're like…..what's something we can talk about that we already do? So, we present to you our post-sweeps clipshow equivilant. First, we're talking about our favorite podcasts and SPOILER ALERT, we spend 25%…
Bind Off: Game of Thrones S7E6
Aug 21, 2017 • 19 min
We start this episode in Westeros Middle School and end this episode in a lizard uterus because all things in this show come full circle except for plot. It's the second to last episode of season 7 and it's tough to be 13 years old and running a kingdom…
Bonus Bind Off: Game of Thrones s7e4+5
Aug 20, 2017 • 24 min
We're all here at the same time for the same purpose (aka, back from vacation), and we're so DICKON for the next episode of Game of Thrones that we decided it was time for some spicy hot surprise bonus content. We're binding off episodes 4 and 5 of Game…
Facebook TV and Formative Media
Aug 15, 2017 • 66 min
Whether or not anyone asked for it, Facebook is trying to be the rom com career woman of television and we’ve got some spicy hot content predictions coming at ya this week. From lonelygirl15 spinoffs to meta livestreaming to workplace comedies about…
Hatewatch Our Joy: The Big Sick and Jane the Virgin
Aug 8, 2017 • 82 min
If you're here for a hatewatch, we're offering ourselves up as tributes this week. You get to Hatewatch Kelsey's Joy and Hatewatch Kirstie's Feels in this double header as Kelsey BYOBs the new romantic comedy The Big Sick and we FINALLY get to discuss…
The Emmys and Moonlight in Vermont
Aug 1, 2017 • 58 min
So the Emmy nominations dropped and our feelings can best be summed up as…..meh??? We debrief our feelings about This Is Us, the number of repeat nominations, air our grievances about the VICIOUS SNUBS, and have nothing to say about several categories.…
Bind Off: Game of Thrones S7E3
Jul 31, 2017 • 25 min
It's Sunday so of course we're checking in on Game of Thrones. The season 6 writers are back with Choose-Your-Own-Adventure dick and grammar jokes, Kelsey Has A Gripe, Li'l Finger and his Li'l Finger pew pew pew their way through the Li'l Finger News…
TV Friendships and TV Talk
Jul 25, 2017 • 72 min
We are overcome with friendship this week as we FINALLY discuss a topic near and dear to our hearts: Television Friendships. We cover some greatest hits like Anne and Leslie and partners who are cops (cops who are partners?), Kelsey does a Teddy…
Bind Off: Game Of Thrones S7E2
Jul 24, 2017 • 23 min
We're back at it with episode two of season who the fuck knows! This week we got grammar lessons as plot devices, Dany and Tyrion gave us a Grand Designs cross over, Arya and Hot Pie gave us a Great British Bake Off cross over, we were treated to Varys…
Downward Dog Update and Narrators
Jul 18, 2017 • 70 min
Y'all gotta get as hype as Kelsey for this episode because the final verdict on season one of Downward Dog was released recently and it's time to put this show to bed. We talk about the last couple of episodes of the season and all the reasons your dog…
Bind Off: Game of Thrones S7E1
Jul 17, 2017 • 16 min
Winter has come for House Hatewatch. We rejoined our forlorn ensemble cast and our lost and lonely writers for yet another season of Game of Thrones. Though to be honest, we might have been watching Harry Potter. We weren't sure. We've got our Official…
Game of Thrones Preview and RomComducation Part 5: THE FINALE
Jul 11, 2017 • 76 min
There's a show coming back to television on some network and we think we've maybe seen it before or it's important or something, so we're previewing it for you. Game of Thrones? Does that sound familiar? We're not sure. We don't know where we are in time…
RomComducation Part 4 and Hatewatch Analog: Beer Festivals
Jul 6, 2017 • 68 min
Welcome back, listening friends! It took us a couple of days to work off that Vacation hangover, but we are back at it! This week we are continuing our segment on RomComs with Part 4: RomComs for These, Our Modern Times and Bromantic Comedies. We talk…
Utopia of Awesomeness: Property Brothers and Grand Designs
Jun 26, 2017 • 57 min
Sometimes, you encounter a home improvement program, and it's ordinary. Guided by a contractor, a friend, or perhaps, two brothers, the buyers face adversities that limit their budgets and imaginations. They wind up with a home that's perfectly suitable…
Bind Off: House of Cards
Jun 22, 2017 • 19 min
Coming in hot with some Spicy Hot Bonus Content, it's our first ever bind off special! Binding off is the knitting term for finishing a project, and hot damn was season 6 of House of Cards a project. We're weaving in the ends on some thoughts and feelings…
RomComducation Part 3 and Downward Dog
Jun 21, 2017 • 62 min
Ok first we're gonna shoot straight with you, yeah we know the sound quality is rough, but it does get better. Hatewatch With Us: Production is hard and cross platform editing is rude. Just like these, the badlands of our audio quality, we will be…
House of Cards and Lil’ Hygge’s Knitting Corner
Jun 13, 2017 • 63 min
House of Cards sure was a thing that happened huh? The slog is real y'all. We've got feelings, we've got gripes, Power Claire has Power Hair and Beau Willimon is a Digimon. Then it's time to saddle up because we're headed to Lil' Hygge's Knitting Corner…
RomComducation Part 2 and Hatewatch Analog: Wedding Season
Jun 6, 2017 • 61 min
This week we're getting romantical. We've got Part Two of Kirstie's RomComducation, where we discuss two new categories of RomComs: RomComs of Kelsey's Formative Years, and High School RomComs. You're going to learn a lot about Kelsey and we're all going…
May at Netflix and RomComducation Part 1
May 31, 2017 • 74 min
April Showers bring May Netflix Originals. Or something. Netflix decided to release all of their originals in one month so we decided to talk about it before the month was over. We've got Pavlov's Netflix and Hulu branded tin foil hats. Next, we begin…
Board Game Movies: Clue and Battleship
May 23, 2017 • 71 min
You sunk my aircraft carrier in the parlor with the revolver! This week, we took yet another dive into the realm of movies based on toys with the little known Board Game Movie genre. We take you through sex-farce-McCarthyism allegories, alien take overs,…
Eurovision 2017
May 16, 2017 • 67 min
It's that time of year again! Eurovision 2017 came in hot this year as a beacon of headlights in these, our gnarly modern times(drink twice). We recapped each of the 26 performances so you don't have to, drafted our fantasy Eurovision teams, and pondered…
TENEPIVERSARY
May 9, 2017 • 69 min
It's Episode 10 of A Thing We Hope To Do For More Than Ten Episodes! Holy cow y'all, how did we make it so far?! My how the time flies! We are so excited to celebrate with you. In honor of our TenEpiVersary special, we present to you our Top Ten Very…
Spoilers and Hatewatch Analog
May 2, 2017 • 66 min
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!! That's right folks, this week we're tackling a MAJOR PROBLEM IN SOCIETY. That problem is spoilers, and much like the conversation in Episode 2 about cable, Kirstie and Kelsey will come to an awkward impasse because these crazy kids…
Catastrophe and Characters You Hate
Apr 25, 2017 • 73 min
This episode contains a lot of soul searching, deep shit, and our feelings about human emotions. In the first lesson of Kelsey's Rom Com curriculum, we watch Catastrophe and revel in its Britishness, saltiness, and joyfulness. Then, we talk about…
Better Call Reboots and Revivals
Apr 18, 2017 • 56 min
This episode we do a lot of soul searching in an attempt to discover the true meaning of reboots, revivals, and spin offs. We've got vocabulary lessons, cinematography lessons, the complete history of reboots, revivals, and Vince Gilligan's television…
Pantaloons and Lil’ Hygge
Apr 11, 2017 • 71 min
Whoa baby do we cover some GROUND in this episode. We've got a throw back to Anastasia, we hatewatch the reboot of Beauty and the Beast, and we get to Hatewatch Kelsey's Joy in celebration of the announcement of NBC's Great British Bake Off knock-off, The…
American Girl Dolls
Apr 4, 2017 • 57 min
This week we dive deep into some arm chair psychologist shit with the Made-For-TV American Girl Doll Movies. To all the Samantha's Felicity's and Kirsten's out there, we apologize in advance. We're throwing it back to the Revolutionary War, Victorian…
What Fresh Hell Is This?
Mar 28, 2017 • 54 min
This week is all about Kelsey settling scores. First, she takes a bullet for us all while taking Buzzfeed to task over NBC's new show (and falsely advertised Parks and Rec placebo) Trial and Error. Then, she challenges Kirstie's assertions that she knows…
Tiny House Hunters and Hatewatch BYOB
Mar 21, 2017 • 59 min
In this episode we split the Hatewatch Difference. First, Kelsey explores a hatewatch staple, the Prestige HBO Drama Tiny House Hunters. We cover all the bases including yurts, millennial humor, and a Tiny House Hunters drinking game. Then we enter…
Cord Cutting and Anastasia
Mar 19, 2017 • 63 min
Today we quietly ignore our bad internet connection in order tackle a major point of contention in our friendship: Kirstie doesn't watch cable but Kelsey does! So spicy. In this episode, Kirstie fails to argue anything better than "I'm cheap" and Kelsey…
Hatewatch With Us: Pilot Palooza
Mar 15, 2017 • 53 min
It's episode one of a thing we hope to do for more than one episode! Welcome to this amateur media podcast where we hatewatch our way through the good, the bad, and the beautiful across media platforms. In this episode, we tackle bad audio quality,…