Dumb, Gay Politics

Dumb, Gay Politics

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Join Julie Goldman (the gay) and Brandy Howard (the dumbass) as they dissect this week's political news. The podcast with lots of feelings, but no actual facts. New episodes every Tuesday!
Revenge on the Pervs with Lauren Sivan- LIVE!
Nov 15 • 73 min
Julie and Brandy taped this podcast LIVE at the Hollywood Improv. Their special guest is Lauren Sivan and the title tells you everything you need to know. Despite being live, this podcast is a day late and a dollar short. Listen at your own risk.
Anniversary Indictments & the Dossi-Hayyy!
Nov 7 • 65 min
It’s been a year since Trump got elected and it’s been a a year since Julie & Brandy started this podcast- and (to no one’s surprise) neither Trump, nor DGP have improved. At all. In fact, they’ve (arguably) both gotten worse. Battling through sobriety,…
Halloween Evergreen with Anthony Atamanuik
Oct 31 • 82 min
The girls are out of town so they pre-recorded this rage-filled episode. They start with a spooky story about one of America’s scariest creepers, Bill O’Reilly. After that, they interview the INSANELY talented Anthony Atamanuik, who’s making America Great…
Muslim Skeww with Negin Farsad
Oct 24 • 67 min
Julie & Brandy break down the shitstorm in Niger and Trump’s follow-up call to one of the widows, before the girls get a much anticipated lesson in Muslimism from the hilarious triple threat, Negin Farsad. Throw in a voicemail from a gay guy, who is…
Mr & Mrs. Harvey and Gerry Mander
Oct 17 • 62 min
This week Julie and Brandy avoid offending people by NOT talking about Harvey Weinstein and instead choosing to focus on Trump’s “decertification” of the Iran deal. They get deep about Rex Tillerson and Senator Bob Corker before riding their tiny…
Evergreen Memories
Oct 10 • 88 min
Julie and Brandy are skipping down memory lane in this pre-recorded delight. Join them as they travel back in time to episodes as far back as December 2016, when Donald Trump was still just President elect! They reminisce about many golden political…
Kardashians, Taxes, & Puerto Ricans
Oct 3 • 81 min
Julie & Brandy break down (and by breakdown, we mean: gloss over) the 9 page packet filled with jargon and pathological lies knows as the Tax Reform Framework. If this doesn’t get them emotionally unstable enough, they talk to original Puerto Rican and…
Real Young Hypocritical Hoes
Sep 26 • 56 min
While most of America is concerned with which football players participated in the national anthem, the girls decide to skip it, instead focusing on our apparent, impending war with North Korea. After that, they visit Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump on…
Dream a Little Dream with Brad Loekle
Sep 20 • 82 min
Julie and Brandy are back in the country after 2 weeks abroad and are making a huge effort to try and sound coherent. They rehabbed their livers as fast as humanly possible in order to bring you their C game, but thankfully they had the foresight to…
Girls Interrupted
Sep 12 • 62 min
What do you get when you take Julie and Brandy and put them in a conference room, on board a cruise ship, sailing around the coast of Spain? A jam-packed casserole of interrupted chatter! The girls have never been more interrupted than in the making of…
Drunk & High in Amsterdam
Sep 5 • 74 min
Julie and Brandy recorded this podcast from a hotel room in Amsterdam after a night of extreme partying. The lethal combination of jet lag and hang overs could only be cured with one thing: more drinking. So the girls drunkenly stumble thru North Korea’s…
Racist Sheriffs, Chia Cats & Throwing Shade
Aug 29 • 90 min
In between shoving their new Patreon podcast down everyone’s throats, Julie & Brandy go through some listener gifts and comments, and then discuss Trump’s 984th bad decision: Pardoning convicted racist, Sheriff Joe Arpaio. After that, they settle in to…
“Steve Bannon’s middle name is Kevin”
Aug 22 • 73 min
The racist press parade continues this week with Trump’s “infrastructure” press conference on Tuesday. By Friday, scabby Steve Bannon is tagged as the official white supremacist scapegoat, and subsequently fired. Julie and Brandy celebrate (?) the ousting…
Champagne & CrunchWrap Supremacists
Aug 15 • 63 min
All roads lead to Trump on this week’s episode. With no guest to kill time, Julie & Brandy are stuck dissecting every Trump press conference and (spoiler alert!) they were all terrible. There was the crappy, middle of the road, damn-near racist speech…
Feminist School with Meghan Murphy
Aug 8 • 68 min
Julie & Brandy have finally gotten their official Patreon account up and running! After they finish begging for money at the top of the episode, they roll right into discussing the leaked transcripts from Trump’s January phone conversations with the…
The Seven Day Sh*t Storm with Bob Cesca
Aug 1 • 77 min
It’s been one hell of a week for the Trump administration, and Julie and Brandy are here to break it all down. After recapping the sh*t storm that keeps on sh*tting, the girls go “Off Limits” with podcaster and political expert, Bob Cesca. Bob explains…
Mooches and Douches
Jul 25 • 70 min
It’s been 2 weeks of no drinking, and Julie & Brandy have been bored sh*tless, so, the shakeup at the White House Press Office couldn’t have come at a better time. This week, President Trump appointed Anthony Scaramucci to be his new Communications…
Liars & Tigers & Bears, Oh My!
Jul 18 • 73 min
Julie & Brandy are back in the country just in time to break down all the tomfoolery between Donald Trump Jr and Jared Kushner at their top secret Russia meeting! After that, they go over the (basically) defunct Senate Health Care bill and play a very…
Rage Against The Evergreen
Jul 11 • 73 min
Hold on to your hats because the girls get VERY random in this pre-recorded masterpiece. What was supposed to be an episode focusing on Julie’s lesbian rage, turns into a messy, casserole of emotions from both girls. First Judge Julie eviscerates Scott…
Health Care/Shmealth Care with Dorinda Medley!
Jun 27 • 75 min
This is probably the dumbest episode of Dumb Gay Politics yet, so listen with caution. The girls are hung over (again), but it really doesn’t matter since the only ‘news’ is the non-news of the proposed Senate Health Care bill. They slowly meander through…
The Episode After the Live Show with Josiah Johnson
Jun 21 • 65 min
It’s been a week since the live podcast and Julie & Brandy are still processing (and still recovering). The girls discuss the live show and their summer travel schedule before getting into the shitstorm of Senate hearings. After that, they are joined by…
The Live Podcast with Alec Mapa
Jun 13 • 60 min
After much anticipation and threats of cancelling, Julie and Brandy record their first podcast LIVE at The Improv in Hollwyood. Surrounded by 5 or 6 actual fans and about 35 close frenemies, the girls tested their dumb, gayness in front of a live audience…
The Episode Before The Live Show
Jun 6 • 72 min
It’s the day before Julie & Brandy do their live podcast at the Hollywood Improv, so they pre-recorded this half-assed episode, so they’d have time to prepare. They purge their feelings about Trump pulling out of the Paris Agreement, and answer some…
Up high, down low, IN THE MIDDLE, too slow
May 30 • 75 min
It’s the conservative episode that no one’s been waiting for! This week, Julie & Brandy put their focus on the “right side” of politics by dissecting what it means to be in the middle. talking about republican politicians they actually like, and answering…
Irrational Geographics with Michael Malice
May 23 • 69 min
It’s the long-awaited international episode! The girls are out of town, but that didn’t stop them from pre-recording this inercontinental delight. First they talk to America’s sexiest expert on North Korea, Michael Malice, then they bore each other to…
James Comey is 6’8”
May 16 • 63 min
In what some are calling “the dumbest episode yet,” Julie & Brandy (nursing massive hangovers) fail miserably while trying to break down the details surrounding President Trump firing the head of the FBI. Things meander from there as the girls talk about…
Talking PoliDicks with Kate Casey
May 9 • 68 min
It’s the 20th anniversary of Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky, and what better way to celebrate than to talk to former White House Intern, Kate Casey! Kate takes the girls back to Washington DC circa 1997 and walks them through all the jizzy drama. All…
Tipps of Icebergs
May 2 • 68 min
On this episode, Julie and Brandy barely skim the surface of some huge, mountainous topics. Between America’s brewing nuclear conflict with North Korea, the spending bill and a possible government shut down, and Trump’s one page tax plan, the girls will…
100 Dayz of Trump
Apr 25 • 59 min
It’s President Trump’s 100 day anniversary and Julie & Brandy celebrate by talking shit about him! The government is facing an impending shut down, Berkeley students are throwing chairs through windows, and Julie’s mother Phyllis Goldman Marched for…
“The Bomb Dot Com”
Apr 18 • 67 min
Julie & Brandy recorded this episode a few days early, but it was plenty of time for Trump to drop the “Mother of all Bombs” on Afghanistan. The girls discuss the merits of dropping bombs, as well as some top secret legislation the Trump Administration…
“Sh*t Just Got Syria-us”
Apr 11 • 65 min
This week Julie & Brandy try and wade through the chemically contaminated waters of Syria. They do their best to break down what’s happening, but once they get your head good & spinning, they abandon Syria to talk about the Mean Girls fighting going on in…
“Ding Dong, the Witch wants Immunity”
Apr 4 • 65 min
Julie and Brandy are hung over (yet again) and this time, it’s personal. The girls spent the weekend drowning in labia-filled pools in Palm Springs at the world’s biggest lesbo party: Dinah Shore. They stumbled back in town, just in time to breakdown…
Trump’s F*cked with special guest Tommy Alter
Mar 28 • 65 min
The Trump Administration miscarried their health care bill, but Planned Parenthood will live to see another day, and the good news is: they are fantastic with miscarriages. The girls talk health care and then break down the scary chestnut that President…
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Trump
Mar 21 • 65 min
This week, Brandy & Julie debut the newest addition to Dumb, Gay Politics- President Chia Trump. He’s orange and weird, but his hair is captivating and defies gravity (pretty much like the real Trump). While Chia Trump looks on, the girls break down the…
Wise Men Say, only fools Russian
Mar 14 • 65 min
It was a boring week in politics, but that doesn’t mean that Julie & Brandy don’t have a lot to say! You can’t shake a stick in Washington and not hit someone who’s lying about talking to Russia, plus there’s a new health care bill and surprise, suprise-…
Lean, Mean, Evergreen
Mar 7 • 66 min
This week’s episode is a pre-taped delight in which the girls talk about all the useless sh*t they never have time for. Judge Julie sentences Vice President Mike Pence, a long-time fan/listener calls in to school the girls on public schools, and Julie &…
Civil War 2: with special guest Lea Black!
Feb 28 • 63 min
In their standard, dumb, gay fashion, Julie & Brandy break down the bizareness that was this week. They ignore the Russia fiasco and stick to Mexicans and Trans Bathrooms, before taking a much needed break to go off limits with their good friend and Real…
The Hangover Episode
Feb 21 • 72 min
Julie & Brandy celebrate President’s Day by drinking in Julie’s office. Again. Sporting the wonderful combination of a hangover and a fresh buzz, the girls are dumber and gayer than usual. Join them on their meandering, brain-dead journey as they discuss…
Valentine’s High
Feb 14 • 63 min
Nothing says Valentine’s day like drinking French Rosè from Brad & Angelina’s vineyard while surrounded by drug paraphernalia and paperwork. Julie & Brandy recorded this very special episode from Julie’s office, AKA her drug den. Sit back, relax and get…
Julie & Brandy Get Schooled
Feb 7 • 64 min
This week, President Trump nominated Neil Gorsuch for his next Supreme Court Apprentice, he let loose a flurry of tweets about the ban on the travel ban, and he attended a party for the Red Cross at his own golf resort! Julie & Brandy weigh in on it all,…
Executive Order Realness
Jan 31 • 70 min
This episode was supposed to be called Dicktanic Part 2, but Julie and Brandy couldn’t deal with Trump and all his dicky executive orders while surrounded by a million dicks on a cruise ship. So, they flew back to LA, stopped by the protest rally at LAX,…
Dicktanic, Part 1
Jan 24 • 69 min
Join Julie & Brandy as they do their podcast from the world’s largest gay cruise. They smuggled booze on a ship more huge than the Titanic to party with 8000 men, but don’t worry, they stayed sober(ish) long enough to break down the Trump Inauguration,…
Goodbye Barack “The Rock” Obama
Jan 19 • 60 min
It’s Obama’s last week as president of America, so it’s all Obama, all day. Join Julie and Brandy as they pay tribute to their fave prez of all time.
Lezi-Leaks with Kate Clinton
Jan 10 • 64 min
This week Julie & Brandy talk Russian hacking, Trump tweeting, and Meryl Streeping. And they do their first real life, live interview with real life, living, lez-legend, Kate Clinton!
Happy News Year!
Jan 3 • 65 min
It’s 2017, and Trump is 2 weeks from becoming the official President of America!! In this special episode, Julie and Brandy break down everything you need to know (but won’t retain) about cable news! From the “goon squad” on Fox News, to… Well, all the…
Trump Family Holiday Craptacula
Dec 27, 2016 • 58 min
It’s Christmakkah/Hannumas, and Julie & Brandy celebrate by giving you a special episode about the Trump Family. Get ready to learn everything you never wanted know about every member of Donald Trump’s past and present immediate family.
Oh, Oh, Oh, It’s Tragic
Dec 20, 2016 • 56 min
Brandy was wrong again, and also kinda right?? Julie’s Mom, Phyllis, leaves the girls a message. No surprise, she’s annoyed about Ivanka too! The girls introduce a brand new segment, and Michelle Obama is the star of “So, There’s That” (and their hearts).
Still on the Cleanse & Trump is Still President Elect
Dec 13, 2016 • 58 min
Julie and Brand throw up talking about Russia, Julie’s head explodes discussing the new cabinet picks, and maaaaybe a couple positive things are happening. Probably not though.
Here We Go!
Dec 6, 2016 • 53 min
Oh Hey. It’s Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard’s first episode of Dumb, Gay Politics. It’s a crazy time and they’ve got a whole lot to say about the shit show of a world we’re living in.
Dumb Gay Politics Promo
Nov 29, 2016 • 10 min
Look out for the new podcast Dumb, Gay Politics! Coming soon from Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard.