Toasted Fiction Theatre

Toasted Fiction Theatre

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Podcast by Christopher Patrick | Toasted Fiction Theatre is a brand new audio series of short plays and stories created by Christopher Patrick. Each month, Toasted Fiction Theatre will release a new episode that features new writing from writers throughout Scotland.


Welcome To Toasted Fiction Theatre
Jul 28, 2018 • 2 min
Toasted Fiction Theatre is a brand new audio series of short plays and stories created by writer/director Christopher Patrick. Each month, Toasted Fiction Theatre will release a new episode that features new writing from writers throughout Scotland and…
Full Stop by Christopher Patrick
Jul 28, 2018 • 22 min
Full Stop by Christopher Patrick Performed by Colin Little, Hazel Ann Crawford, Kirsty Strain & Charlie Graham. When Jake loses his wife he does what all grieving husbands would do. Buys cheap whiskey and hides in his attic from the in-laws. Will his…
Pulse by Julie Tsang
Jul 28, 2018 • 16 min
An interrogation inside. A missing female outside. A stranger is being interrogated by the police. There is evidence he did it. But what happens when the so called bad guy turns out to be further from the truth. Pulse is a moving tale of loss, friendship…
Responsible by Eve Nicole
Jul 28, 2018 • 12 min
Sam is excited but nervous to leave school and become A Proper Grown Up. She thinks her fun, youthful English teacher, Emma, has got life sorted. But Sam knows little about her private life. Emma hasn’t never really grown up. Comforting herself with…
Life After Birth by Hayley Bristow
Jul 28, 2018 • 19 min
Patrick ponders the meaning of his life and what might lie ahead after his time in the womb while his brother Stewart takes each day as it comes with no expectations of what the future holds. Their opposing personalities and constant bickering seeing the…
Why I Want To Drink With Boris Johnson by C.McMillan
Jul 28, 2018 • 12 min
Why I Want To Drink With Boris Johnson or The Entirely Predictable Trials of Being by C.McMillan A broken hearted writer sits down with a pen to rid his pain and right the world. However, he quickly realises he may not know how to do either. In fact, he…
Expecting by Alice Cairns & Mary Trend
Jul 28, 2018 • 13 min
‘Expecting’ explores a woman’s struggle to come to terms with her pregnancy against the busybody backdrop of a woman’s discussion forum. Despite the advice of other smug expectant mothers, Beth feels isolated and unusual. She remains haunted by a memory…
Quick Bites: Holy Hangover by Christopher Patrick
Jul 28, 2018 • 2 min
A blink and you’ll miss it short sketch about God with a hangover recorded by Neil John Gibson & Kirsty Strain.
Ratins’ by Christopher Patrick
Jul 28, 2018 • 35 min
The Mackenzie’s are living the high life as Scotland’s most famous reality TV family with their show, Keepin’ Up Wae The Mackenzie’s taking the top spot every year. However, when the show takes a big dip in ratings the producers put into a place a…
Guffy by Glenna Scaachi
Jul 28, 2018 • 19 min
Guffy is a guttural allegorical tale of the state of our nation. Guffy is a Scottish lass born and bred in Alloa. Present. Alba is the elderly Scottish woman that bred her. Past. The bairn is but a few months old bred by them both. Future. They co-exist…
Echoes & Jigsaw Until The Sea by Heloise Thual
Jul 28, 2018 • 19 min
Echoes And Jigsaw Until The Sea Written By Heloise Thual In a house which echoes aren’t her own, Lily can hear her Mum playing “Truth Or Breath” every night in the bathroom. Maybe if Lily completes her jigsaw before her Mum ran out of breath, she will be…
The Vultures by Christopher Patrick
Jul 28, 2018 • 12 min
The Vultures | Written By Christopher Patrick Mary and June are The Vultures. A pair of wedding, christening and birthday party crashers who fancy themselves as Scotland’s answer to Thelma and Louise, but with greyer hair. However, when they decide to…
Murder On The S.S. Dreamer
Jul 28, 2018 • 31 min
Murder On The S.S. Dreamer Written By Jack Craig Told through recovered voice logs left mostly by Captain Morgan, this story tells the tale of a small group of cosmonauts sent to explore the deep reaches of space as they are caught in a murder plot. When…
Hymn by Amy Claire Shearer
Jul 28, 2018 • 15 min
Hymn Written By Amy Claire Shearer “What do you do when everyone is telling you one thing, but he is telling you another?” Grandmothers are always right. Especially when they were Suffragettes. But, what happens when everyone else disagrees and she isn’t…
The First Act by Annie Lowry Thomas
Jul 28, 2018 • 10 min
The First Act Written By Annie Lowry Thomas Two actresses attend an audition with a twist. A play within a play, The First Act is an exploration of our everyday performances and the characters we choose to present. Performed By Colleen Garrett, Karen…
Fools On A Hill by Christopher Patrick
Jul 28, 2018 • 21 min
Fools On A Hill Written by Christopher Patrick Hammer. Nails. Crucifix. Co-Codamal. This is bound to end well. Not satisfied with the direction the world is heading, two Christians take it upon themselves to start spreading the word of God again and put…