My Dad Wrote A Porno

My Dad Wrote A Porno

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Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast.
S4E12 - ‘A Factory Visit’
Nov 11 • 41 min
In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time…
Footnotes: Jon Ronson
Nov 7 • 24 min
Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment…
S4E11 - ‘The Meet’
Nov 4 • 40 min
Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems?
Footnotes: Ask Us Anything
Nov 1 • 19 min
Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions.
S4E10 - ‘Clit Talk’
Oct 29 • 40 min
Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn…
Footnotes: Hayley Atwell
Oct 24 • 28 min
Star of Marvel’s ‘Agent Carter’, ‘Howards End’ and ‘Christopher Robin’, Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was…
S4E9 - ‘Boy, She Can Can’
Oct 21 • 41 min
Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client
Footnotes: Gay 101
Oct 17 • 16 min
In this week’s Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay
S4E8 - ‘Cricklewood Pumping Station’
Oct 14 • 33 min
Spooner’s investigation delves into Giselle’s past…and her vagina.
Footnotes: James Haskell
Oct 10 • 25 min
England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of ‘Belinda Blinked’
S4E7 - ‘Copier Blues’
Oct 7 • 34 min
James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele’s Pots and Pans.
Footnotes: Sexual Health
Oct 3 • 16 min
The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe’s busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street.
S4E6 - ‘Pots, Pans and Spoons’
Sep 30 • 36 min
The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele’s Pots and Pans puts a plan into action.
Footnotes: Jessie Ware
Sep 26 • 22 min
Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky’s inspiration, ‘50 Shades of Grey’…
S4E5 - ‘Turkey Sandwich?’
Sep 23 • 38 min
Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime.
Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs
Sep 19 • 16 min
Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years
S4E4 - ‘Zachariah’s Magic Wand’
Sep 16 • 40 min
Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy…
Footnotes: Helga’s Case Files
Sep 12 • 18 min
Jamie, James and Alice open Helga’s FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they’re written by Rocky.
S4E3 - ‘Cubicle Confessions’
Sep 9 • 40 min
More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues…
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3
Sep 5 • 15 min
You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he’ll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week’s Footnotes.
S4E2 - ‘Tony’s Secret’
Sep 2 • 38 min
Will Tony and Giselle say ‘I do’? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out..
Footnotes: Who Is The Special One?
Aug 29 • 12 min
We didn’t discover the Special One’s identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories… Get tickets to our live show in BERLIN next Monday 3rd September via…
S4E1 - ‘Dearly Beloved’
Aug 26 • 40 min
Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone’s erotic saga, ‘Belinda Blinked’. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele’s Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody really care?
Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb
Aug 19 • 11 min
Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday 27 August, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of ‘Belinda Blinked 4’ to find out what’s in store for Belinda and co.
Best of Book Three
Apr 8 • 28 min
Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky’s ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga. AND they finally reveal when they’ll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special One is. Tickets now on…
Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall
Feb 1 • 12 min
A special episode from inside London’s Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue on Thursday 21st June. It is the world’s BIGGEST podcast gig ever and we want you to be there! Tickets go on sale on Friday…
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2
Dec 10, 2017 • 52 min
In this XXXmas edition of the ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy! In 2018, we’re going on our world tour across the UK, US, Canada and Europe. UK dates now on sale with more…
S3E15 - ‘East Berlin’
Sep 3, 2017 • 44 min
As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele’s Pots and Pans…
Footnotes: How Will It End?
Aug 30, 2017 • 15 min
The gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale
S3E14 - ‘Belinda’s Spiral Staircase’
Aug 27, 2017 • 38 min
After his afternoon’s work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda’s central London apartment.
Footnotes: Personality Test
Aug 23, 2017 • 19 min
Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all.
S3E13 - ‘A Schweinsteiger Afternoon’
Aug 20, 2017 • 41 min
Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin
Footnotes: Ben Barnes
Aug 16, 2017 • 20 min
Star of HBO’s ‘Westworld’, actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie
S3E12 - ‘Butch The Sunburnt Kid’
Aug 13, 2017 • 38 min
Night descends on Giselle’s hen do as the girls make one man’s dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina
Footnotes: Vagina 101
Aug 9, 2017 • 15 min
After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James’ questions to learn more about the vagina.
S3E11 - ‘Cock-A-Doodle-Flew’
Aug 6, 2017 • 36 min
Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out.
Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult
Aug 2, 2017 • 25 min
Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of ‘Belinda Blinked: The Movie’…
S3E10 - ‘Ken Dewsbury’s Cellar’
Jul 30, 2017 • 35 min
Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly
Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life
Jul 26, 2017 • 19 min
The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better…or the worse.
S3E9 - ‘Yorkshire’
Jul 23, 2017 • 36 min
Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way.
Footnotes: Sex Parties
Jul 19, 2017 • 17 min
Inspired by Belinda’s Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties.
S3E8 - ‘A F*cking Good Time’
Jul 16, 2017 • 36 min
Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members’ club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium’s high society…
Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs
Jul 12, 2017 • 14 min
After the horror that was ‘The Chocolate Fountain’, aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in ‘Belinda Blinked’…
S3E7 - ‘The Chocolate Fountain’
Jul 9, 2017 • 40 min
Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory…
Footnotes: Belinda’s CV
Jul 5, 2017 • 16 min
Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae…
S3E6 - ‘Mr. Claus Bloch’
Jul 2, 2017 • 38 min
Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course.
Footnotes: Mara Wilson
Jun 28, 2017 • 15 min
Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda
S3E5 - ‘Accident or Emergency?’
Jun 25, 2017 • 37 min
After last week’s devastating clithanger, it’s time to finally discover Belinda’s fate…
Footnotes: What Happens Next?
Jun 21, 2017 • 13 min
After this week’s clithanger, the gang read your theories about what’s next for Belinda. Is this the end?
S3E4 - ‘A Topless Ride’
Jun 18, 2017 • 41 min
Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn…
Footnotes: Stephen Mangan
Jun 14, 2017 • 30 min
Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie’s many voices and whether Rocky’s mind is actually human…
S3E3 - ‘Dinner at the Duke’s Table’
Jun 11, 2017 • 37 min
Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess’ high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction…
Footnotes: George Ezra
Jun 7, 2017 • 34 min
Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, ‘Pomegranates and Rivets’…
S3E2 - ‘Epsom Hall’
Jun 4, 2017 • 38 min
Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set…
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 2
May 31, 2017 • 23 min
Rocky Flintstone, the author and genius behind the ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga, gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3…
S3E1 - ‘London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time’
May 28, 2017 • 40 min
Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky’s third book to continue the ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga
Best of Book Two
Apr 16, 2017 • 24 min
Ahead of series three (starting on Monday 29th May), Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga.
‘My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno’ TRAILER
Dec 16, 2016 • 3 min
Cum all ye faithful! We’ve just released our special Christmas edition of Belinda’s adventures all taking place at the Steele’s Pots and Pans Office Party. It’s out now and available to buy on Acast+ (https://www.acast.com/mydadwroteapornoxmas) now for…
S2E17 - ‘A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch’
Oct 23, 2016 • 38 min
Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these questions as Belinda Blinked 2 reaches its sexy climax…
Footnotes: Michael Sheen
Oct 19, 2016 • 35 min
Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his father’s own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare…
S2E16 - ‘A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce’
Oct 16, 2016 • 38 min
Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese…
Footnotes: Inside Our Book
Oct 12, 2016 • 12 min
We’ve finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages…
S2E15 - ‘Jim’s Secret’
Oct 9, 2016 • 43 min
It’s the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel’s name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling’s legs? The answer lies within - and you’ll never guess…
Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby
Oct 5, 2016 • 18 min
Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine…
S2E14 - ‘Texas, USA’
Oct 2, 2016 • 34 min
Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there?
Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray
Sep 28, 2016 • 20 min
Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year’s ‘The Great British Bake Off’) joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda’s activities.
S2E13 - ‘Up, Up and Away’
Sep 25, 2016 • 43 min
Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next…
Footnotes: Live Shows
Sep 21, 2016 • 9 min
It’s the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage…
S2E12 - ‘The Fitting Bit’
Sep 18, 2016 • 39 min
Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique ‘while-u-wait’ service by sales assistant Adaam…
Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch
Sep 14, 2016 • 26 min
Emmy-nominated star of HBO’s ‘Silicon Valley’ Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves…
S2E11 - ‘Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty’
Sep 11, 2016 • 37 min
Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured…
Footnotes: Twitter Roulette
Sep 7, 2016 • 11 min
The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they’ve received about Book 2 so far…
S2E10 - ‘Sir James Pops Up’
Sep 4, 2016 • 42 min
It’s Friday night and Belinda and her “glee team” are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn’t long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle…
Footnotes: Rachel Bloom
Aug 31, 2016 • 28 min
Creator and star of ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird ‘Belinda Blinked’ theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for ‘Belinda Blinked: The Musical’
S2E9 - ‘Motivating The Sales Force’
Aug 28, 2016 • 34 min
Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there’s HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach…
Footnotes: Daisy Ridley
Aug 24, 2016 • 27 min
The Force is strong with Belinda as ‘Star Wars’ actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she’d play in the ‘Belinda Blinked’ movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII…
S2E8 - ‘Amsterdam To London Sky High’
Aug 21, 2016 • 37 min
After an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club…
Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno
Aug 17, 2016 • 25 min
It’s a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast ‘No Such Thing As A Fish’. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something…
S2E7 - ‘The Countess Zara’
Aug 14, 2016 • 48 min
Belinda’s bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad…and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel.
Footnotes: Reddit
Aug 10, 2016 • 10 min
The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing…
S2E6 - ‘Casino Etoile, Amsterdam’
Aug 7, 2016 • 37 min
The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski…
Footnotes: Learning Dutch
Aug 3, 2016 • 10 min
Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you’re ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help…
S2E5 - ‘Goedenavond Peter’
Jul 31, 2016 • 45 min
It’s the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry.
Footnotes: We’ve Got Mail
Jul 27, 2016 • 17 min
The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far…
S2E4 - ‘Helga Turns It On’
Jul 24, 2016 • 34 min
Dr Robbins’ assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda…
Footnotes: Joe Lycett
Jul 20, 2016 • 19 min
Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked
S2E3 - ‘The Dutchman’s Leather Desk’
Jul 17, 2016 • 35 min
Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn’t long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks…
Footnotes: Book Announcement
Jul 13, 2016 • 12 min
Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We’re releasing a book this October and you can pre-order it NOW at bit.ly/MDWAP
S2E2 - ‘Amsterdammmm’
Jul 10, 2016 • 40 min
Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas…
Footnotes: Elijah Wood
Jul 6, 2016 • 26 min
Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone’s bright future
S2E1 - ‘Ritz Spa Gossip’
Jul 3, 2016 • 42 min
Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open ‘Belinda Blinked 2’. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment…
Best Of Book One
Jun 5, 2016 • 18 min
Ahead of series two (starting on Monday 4th July), the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary ‘Belinda Blinked 1’.
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions
Dec 24, 2015 • 13 min
‘Footnotes’ is all the extra bits we didn’t have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there’s a special sneak preview of book 2…
S1E13 - ‘Monday Morning 7.45am’
Dec 20, 2015 • 28 min
Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It’s the final chapter of ‘Belinda Blinked 1’. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am?
Footnotes: Casting The Movie
Dec 16, 2015 • 8 min
‘Footnotes’ is all the extra bits we didn’t have time for in the podcast. This week, we’re deciding our A-list cast for ‘Belinda Blinked: The Movie’…
S1E12 - ‘The Duchess Comes Clean’
Dec 13, 2015 • 27 min
It’s the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of ‘Belinda Blinked’. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter?
Footnotes: Merchandising
Dec 9, 2015 • 5 min
‘Footnotes’ is all the extra bits we didn’t have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for ‘Belinda Blinked’ merchandise…
S1E11 - ‘The Night Receptionist’
Dec 6, 2015 • 28 min
Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service…
Footnotes: Rocky’s Biography
Dec 2, 2015 • 6 min
‘Footnotes’ is all the extra bits we didn’t have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography…
S1E10 - ‘Sunday Night 11.55pm’
Nov 29, 2015 • 31 min
Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of ‘The Horse and Jockey’ in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist…
S1E9 - ‘The Horse and Jockey’
Nov 22, 2015 • 27 min
In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse…
S1E8 - ‘The Chalet’
Nov 15, 2015 • 31 min
As Belinda’s day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy…
S1E7 - ‘The Tombola’
Nov 8, 2015 • 33 min
This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it’s more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy…
S1E6 - ‘The Third Client Peter Rouse’
Nov 1, 2015 • 30 min
This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love?
S1E5 - ‘The Second Client Jim Stirling’
Oct 26, 2015 • 30 min
This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American client, Jim Stirling…
S1E4 - ‘The Maze / The First Client’
Oct 18, 2015 • 29 min
This week it’s two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a “medium-sized garden maze” to meet some prospective business clients.
S1E3 - ‘The Regional Sales Meeting’
Oct 11, 2015 • 28 min
This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates…
S1E2 - ‘The Leather Room’
Oct 4, 2015 • 27 min
In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles.
S1E1 - ‘The Job Interview’
Oct 4, 2015 • 27 min
In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company.
My Dad Wrote A Porno - Season 1 Trailer
Sep 28, 2015 • 1 min
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he’s decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper…