My Dad Wrote A Porno

My Dad Wrote A Porno

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Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast.


S5E13 - ‘Fight or Flight’
Dec 8 • 45 min
In the final chapter of ‘Belinda Blinked 5’, Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece? For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
Footnotes: Finale Predictions
Nov 27 • 12 min
Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you’re all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S5E12 - ‘Two Clits In The Clink’
Nov 24 • 40 min
In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Your Sex Stories
Nov 20 • 17 min
After Belinda and Bella’s bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S5E11 - ‘A B, a B and a Q’
Nov 17 • 42 min
Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn… // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: G’day Belinda!
Nov 13 • 15 min
Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S5E10 - ‘Star Crossed Lovin”
Nov 10 • 40 min
Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele’s Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon’s cooking show… For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
Footnotes: Dan Levy
Nov 6 • 21 min
Creator and star of ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S5E9 - ‘A Flying Machine So Pretty’
Nov 3 • 40 min
Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Calling Belinkers
Oct 31 • 22 min
Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S5E8 - ‘M’s The Word’
Oct 28 • 40 min
Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too
Oct 23 • 19 min
Jamie’s sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it’s like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S5E7 - ‘A Gentleman Woof’
Oct 20 • 41 min
Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live For information regarding your data…
Footnotes: Learning German
Oct 16 • 17 min
In honour of Belinda’s time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite ‘Ok Georgie Porgie’ remixes.) For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
S5E6 - ‘Clean As A Whistleblower’
Oct 13 • 39 min
Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle’s vagina gets her into trouble. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Josh Groban
Oct 9 • 24 min
Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S5E5 - ‘Smiffy’
Oct 6 • 37 min
Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again
Oct 2 • 13 min
Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far.. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S5E4 - ‘Showering Ideas;;’
Sep 29 • 41 min
Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch’s operation… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda
Sep 25 • 28 min
The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical ‘Hamilton’ Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van Dyke For…
S5E3 - ‘The Safe House’
Sep 22 • 41 min
Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz. Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live For information regarding your data privacy,…
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4
Sep 18 • 15 min
You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you’re about to hear, we can only apologise. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S5E2 - ‘Beep…Beep…Beeeeeep’
Sep 15 • 41 min
The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella’s bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her? Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live For information regarding your…
Footnotes: In Memoriam
Sep 11 • 10 min
Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S5E1 - ‘The Aftermath’
Sep 8 • 46 min
Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone’s erotic magnum opus ‘Belinda Blinked’. After a devastating explosion in the Steele’s Pots and Pans car park, it’s time to find out who has survived… Come see us on our 2020 World Tour!…
Best of Book Four
Jun 2 • 25 min
Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone’s ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga. The gang also reveal the date they’ll be opening book five AND announce their brand new world tour for 2020. For full dates and…
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1
Dec 16, 2018 • 46 min
In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it’s the Office Christmas Party at Steele’s Pots and Pans… (ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2016) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3
Dec 16, 2018 • 44 min
It’s Christmas Eve at Steele’s Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa’s lap… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2
Dec 16, 2018 • 51 min
In the second XXXmas edition of the ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy! (ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2017) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S4E13 - ‘The Wicked-ish Bisch’
Nov 18, 2018 • 42 min
In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One’s identity is finally revealed… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson
Nov 14, 2018 • 24 min
Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of ‘Nanny McPhee’, ‘Sense and Sensibility’ and ‘Love Actually’, Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky’s feminist credentials, sex education with her daughter, and wearing…
S4E12 - ‘A Factory Visit’
Nov 11, 2018 • 41 min
In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Jon Ronson
Nov 7, 2018 • 24 min
Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S4E11 - ‘The Meet’
Nov 4, 2018 • 40 min
Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems? For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Ask Us Anything
Nov 1, 2018 • 19 min
Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S4E10 - ‘Clit Talk’
Oct 29, 2018 • 40 min
Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Hayley Atwell
Oct 24, 2018 • 28 min
Star of Marvel’s ‘Agent Carter’, ‘Howards End’ and ‘Christopher Robin’, Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S4E9 - ‘Boy, She Can Can’
Oct 21, 2018 • 41 min
Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Gay 101
Oct 17, 2018 • 16 min
In this week’s Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S4E8 - ‘Cricklewood Pumping Station’
Oct 14, 2018 • 33 min
Spooner’s investigation delves into Giselle’s past…and her vagina. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: James Haskell
Oct 10, 2018 • 25 min
England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of ‘Belinda Blinked’ For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S4E7 - ‘Copier Blues’
Oct 7, 2018 • 34 min
James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele’s Pots and Pans. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Sexual Health
Oct 3, 2018 • 16 min
The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe’s busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S4E6 - ‘Pots, Pans and Spoons’
Sep 30, 2018 • 36 min
The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele’s Pots and Pans puts a plan into action. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Jessie Ware
Sep 26, 2018 • 22 min
Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky’s inspiration, ‘50 Shades of Grey’… For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
S4E5 - ‘Turkey Sandwich?’
Sep 23, 2018 • 38 min
Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs
Sep 19, 2018 • 16 min
Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S4E4 - ‘Zachariah’s Magic Wand’
Sep 16, 2018 • 40 min
Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Helga’s Case Files
Sep 12, 2018 • 18 min
Jamie, James and Alice open Helga’s FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they’re written by Rocky. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S4E3 - ‘Cubicle Confessions’
Sep 9, 2018 • 40 min
More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3
Sep 5, 2018 • 15 min
You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he’ll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week’s Footnotes. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S4E2 - ‘Tony’s Secret’
Sep 2, 2018 • 38 min
Will Tony and Giselle say ‘I do’? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out.. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Who Is The Special One?
Aug 29, 2018 • 12 min
We didn’t discover the Special One’s identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories… Get tickets to our live show in BERLIN next Monday 3rd September via…
S4E1 - ‘Dearly Beloved’
Aug 26, 2018 • 40 min
Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone’s erotic saga, ‘Belinda Blinked’. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele’s Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody really care? For information…
Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb
Aug 19, 2018 • 11 min
Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday 27 August, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of ‘Belinda Blinked 4’ to find out what’s in store for Belinda and co. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Best of Book Three
Apr 8, 2018 • 28 min
Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky’s ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga. AND they finally reveal when they’ll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special One is. Tickets now on…
Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall
Feb 1, 2018 • 12 min
A special episode from inside London’s Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue on Thursday 21st June. It is the world’s BIGGEST podcast gig ever and we want you to be there! Tickets go on sale on Friday…
S3E15 - ‘East Berlin’
Sep 3, 2017 • 44 min
As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele’s Pots and Pans… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: How Will It End?
Aug 30, 2017 • 15 min
The gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E14 - ‘Belinda’s Spiral Staircase’
Aug 27, 2017 • 38 min
After his afternoon’s work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda’s central London apartment. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Personality Test
Aug 23, 2017 • 19 min
Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E13 - ‘A Schweinsteiger Afternoon’
Aug 20, 2017 • 41 min
Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Ben Barnes
Aug 16, 2017 • 20 min
Star of HBO’s ‘Westworld’, actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E12 - ‘Butch The Sunburnt Kid’
Aug 13, 2017 • 38 min
Night descends on Giselle’s hen do as the girls make one man’s dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Vagina 101
Aug 9, 2017 • 15 min
After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James’ questions to learn more about the vagina. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E11 - ‘Cock-A-Doodle-Flew’
Aug 6, 2017 • 36 min
Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult
Aug 2, 2017 • 25 min
Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of ‘Belinda Blinked: The Movie’… For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
S3E10 - ‘Ken Dewsbury’s Cellar’
Jul 30, 2017 • 35 min
Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life
Jul 26, 2017 • 19 min
The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better…or the worse. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E9 - ‘Yorkshire’
Jul 23, 2017 • 36 min
Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Sex Parties
Jul 19, 2017 • 17 min
Inspired by Belinda’s Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E8 - ‘A F*cking Good Time’
Jul 16, 2017 • 36 min
Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members’ club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium’s high society… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs
Jul 12, 2017 • 14 min
After the horror that was ‘The Chocolate Fountain’, aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in ‘Belinda Blinked’… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E7 - ‘The Chocolate Fountain’
Jul 9, 2017 • 40 min
Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Belinda’s CV
Jul 5, 2017 • 16 min
Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E6 - ‘Mr. Claus Bloch’
Jul 2, 2017 • 38 min
Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Mara Wilson
Jun 28, 2017 • 15 min
Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E5 - ‘Accident or Emergency?’
Jun 25, 2017 • 37 min
After last week’s devastating clithanger, it’s time to finally discover Belinda’s fate… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: What Happens Next?
Jun 21, 2017 • 13 min
After this week’s clithanger, the gang read your theories about what’s next for Belinda. Is this the end? For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E4 - ‘A Topless Ride’
Jun 18, 2017 • 41 min
Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Stephen Mangan
Jun 14, 2017 • 30 min
Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie’s many voices and whether Rocky’s mind is actually human… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E3 - ‘Dinner at the Duke’s Table’
Jun 11, 2017 • 37 min
Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess’ high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: George Ezra
Jun 7, 2017 • 34 min
Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, ‘Pomegranates and Rivets’… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E2 - ‘Epsom Hall’
Jun 4, 2017 • 38 min
Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 2
May 31, 2017 • 23 min
Rocky Flintstone, the author and genius behind the ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga, gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S3E1 - ‘London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time’
May 28, 2017 • 40 min
Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky’s third book to continue the ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Best of Book Two
Apr 16, 2017 • 24 min
Ahead of series three (starting on Monday 29th May), Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the ‘Belinda Blinked’ saga. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E17 - ‘A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch’
Oct 23, 2016 • 38 min
Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these questions as Belinda Blinked 2 reaches its sexy climax… For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
Footnotes: Michael Sheen
Oct 19, 2016 • 35 min
Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his father’s own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E16 - ‘A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce’
Oct 16, 2016 • 38 min
Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Inside Our Book
Oct 12, 2016 • 12 min
We’ve finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E15 - ‘Jim’s Secret’
Oct 9, 2016 • 43 min
It’s the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel’s name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling’s legs? The answer lies within - and you’ll never guess… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby
Oct 5, 2016 • 18 min
Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E14 - ‘Texas, USA’
Oct 2, 2016 • 34 min
Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there? For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray
Sep 28, 2016 • 20 min
Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year’s ‘The Great British Bake Off’) joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda’s activities. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E13 - ‘Up, Up and Away’
Sep 25, 2016 • 43 min
Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Live Shows
Sep 21, 2016 • 9 min
It’s the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E12 - ‘The Fitting Bit’
Sep 18, 2016 • 39 min
Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique ‘while-u-wait’ service by sales assistant Adaam… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch
Sep 14, 2016 • 26 min
Emmy-nominated star of HBO’s ‘Silicon Valley’ Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves… For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
S2E11 - ‘Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty’
Sep 11, 2016 • 37 min
Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Twitter Roulette
Sep 7, 2016 • 11 min
The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they’ve received about Book 2 so far… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E10 - ‘Sir James Pops Up’
Sep 4, 2016 • 42 min
It’s Friday night and Belinda and her “glee team” are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn’t long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle… For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
Footnotes: Rachel Bloom
Aug 31, 2016 • 28 min
Creator and star of ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird ‘Belinda Blinked’ theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for ‘Belinda Blinked: The Musical’ For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E9 - ‘Motivating The Sales Force’
Aug 28, 2016 • 34 min
Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there’s HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Daisy Ridley
Aug 24, 2016 • 27 min
The Force is strong with Belinda as ‘Star Wars’ actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she’d play in the ‘Belinda Blinked’ movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII… For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
S2E8 - ‘Amsterdam To London Sky High’
Aug 21, 2016 • 37 min
After an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno
Aug 17, 2016 • 25 min
It’s a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast ‘No Such Thing As A Fish’. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something… For…
S2E7 - ‘The Countess Zara’
Aug 14, 2016 • 48 min
Belinda’s bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad…and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Reddit
Aug 10, 2016 • 10 min
The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E6 - ‘Casino Etoile, Amsterdam’
Aug 7, 2016 • 37 min
The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Learning Dutch
Aug 3, 2016 • 10 min
Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you’re ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E5 - ‘Goedenavond Peter’
Jul 31, 2016 • 45 min
It’s the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: We’ve Got Mail
Jul 27, 2016 • 17 min
The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E4 - ‘Helga Turns It On’
Jul 24, 2016 • 34 min
Dr Robbins’ assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Joe Lycett
Jul 20, 2016 • 19 min
Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E3 - ‘The Dutchman’s Leather Desk’
Jul 17, 2016 • 35 min
Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn’t long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Book Announcement
Jul 13, 2016 • 12 min
Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We’re releasing a book this October and you can pre-order it NOW at bit.ly/MDWAP For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E2 - ‘Amsterdammmm’
Jul 10, 2016 • 40 min
Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Elijah Wood
Jul 6, 2016 • 26 min
Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone’s bright future For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S2E1 - ‘Ritz Spa Gossip’
Jul 3, 2016 • 42 min
Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open ‘Belinda Blinked 2’. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Best Of Book One
Jun 5, 2016 • 18 min
Ahead of series two (starting on Monday 4th July), the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary ‘Belinda Blinked 1’. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions
Dec 24, 2015 • 13 min
‘Footnotes’ is all the extra bits we didn’t have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there’s a special sneak preview of book 2… For information regarding your data privacy,…
S1E13 - ‘Monday Morning 7.45am’
Dec 20, 2015 • 28 min
Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It’s the final chapter of ‘Belinda Blinked 1’. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
Footnotes: Casting The Movie
Dec 16, 2015 • 8 min
‘Footnotes’ is all the extra bits we didn’t have time for in the podcast. This week, we’re deciding our A-list cast for ‘Belinda Blinked: The Movie’… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E12 - ‘The Duchess Comes Clean’
Dec 13, 2015 • 27 min
It’s the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of ‘Belinda Blinked’. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter? For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Merchandising
Dec 9, 2015 • 5 min
‘Footnotes’ is all the extra bits we didn’t have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for ‘Belinda Blinked’ merchandise… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E11 - ‘The Night Receptionist’
Dec 6, 2015 • 28 min
Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Footnotes: Rocky’s Biography
Dec 2, 2015 • 6 min
‘Footnotes’ is all the extra bits we didn’t have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E10 - ‘Sunday Night 11.55pm’
Nov 29, 2015 • 31 min
Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of ‘The Horse and Jockey’ in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E9 - ‘The Horse and Jockey’
Nov 22, 2015 • 27 min
In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E8 - ‘The Chalet’
Nov 15, 2015 • 31 min
As Belinda’s day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E7 - ‘The Tombola’
Nov 8, 2015 • 33 min
This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it’s more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E6 - ‘The Third Client Peter Rouse’
Nov 1, 2015 • 30 min
This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love? For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E5 - ‘The Second Client Jim Stirling’
Oct 26, 2015 • 30 min
This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American client, Jim Stirling… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E4 - ‘The Maze / The First Client’
Oct 18, 2015 • 29 min
This week it’s two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a “medium-sized garden maze” to meet some prospective business clients. For information regarding your data privacy, visit…
S1E3 - ‘The Regional Sales Meeting’
Oct 11, 2015 • 28 min
This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates… For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E2 - ‘The Leather Room’
Oct 4, 2015 • 27 min
In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
S1E1 - ‘The Job Interview’
Oct 4, 2015 • 27 min
In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
My Dad Wrote A Porno - Season 1 Trailer
Sep 28, 2015 • 1 min
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he’s decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper…