Episode 13: Why Swipe Dating Is A Barrel Of Monkeys
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Remember that game barrel of monkeys? You would throw the monkeys on the ground and then sit there for hours trying to hook them together. Well, that’s what “swipe dating” (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) has become like. Because you can’t really get a feel for someone by swiping. You’re constantly swiping for the next person hoping they’re going to be better than the last. You’re only going to sit there (probably on the toilet, if you’re a guy) endlessly swiping trying to connect.