“Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.” – Charlie Kaufman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I don’t have much else to say about Valentine’s Day, so I present, “A Brief History of Men I May Have Loved (And Who Didn’t Love–or Even Like–Me Back),” an essay you can also read on my blog. (I know, I know. Reading is totes 2016.) We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled MWIT programming next week or something. If you have questions or want to be a guest or yell at me: firstname.lastname@example.org.