3: An Indescribable Culinary Experience
SETTING: A dark and stormy night in an abandoned Pyongyang warehouse. RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Reznor, the Chairman will see you now. CHAIRMAN OF THE WORKERS’ PARTY OF KOREA, KIM JONG UN: Very good, TRENT. I see you have succeeded in your mission. (TRENT pulls a large sarcophagus from offstage) TRENT: Everything I do, I do for the revolution, comrade. CHAIRMAN OF THE WORKERS’ PARTY OF KOREA, KIM JONG UN: Is he in there? (TRENT REZNOR dusts off the large coffin, revealing the letters “Ленин”) . . (PAUSE FOR SUSPENSE) . . Made possible by: httpus;,blueapron,boy friends!